God's most exquisite human, Stacey Dash, was hospitalized for "dehydration" (and maybe, a little bit, attention) early Tuesday morning, according to TMZ.

Have you heard of action star Luke Evans? Maybe not yet, but he's in a bunch of big upcoming action movies. That means its time for his PR team to shove him back in the closet. But that's going to be pretty tough since he's already talked about his boyfriends and love of gay porn.

The New York Times' hottest trends of the week: Pot bellies, spray tans, and cheating. Tom Jones is doing just fine.