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    Newspaper Lady to Explain Internet, In Book

    Rogue Doodler May Be Drawing You Now
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    Image of Shadowlayer Shadowlayer
    10/16/09

    In reply to Newspaper Lady to Explain Internet, In Book
    Where is anonymous when you need them? #theinternet
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    10/14/09

    In reply to Newspaper Lady to Explain Internet, In Book
    I have a book like that. It was written in 1988.
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    Image of Jessica Jessica
    10/14/09

    In reply to Newspaper Lady to Explain Internet, In Book
    Sorry Hamilton -- I call Belonsky on this one.
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    Image of Jasper Reardon Jasper Reardon
    10/14/09

    @Jessica: Ouch. Adjective-ized.
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    Image of momo momo
    10/14/09

    In reply to Newspaper Lady to Explain Internet, In Book
    Genius idea, actually.
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    10/14/09

    In reply to Newspaper Lady to Explain Internet, In Book
    The Pleasures of the Internet

    Edited by Milf Hunter with a foreward by Captain Stabbin'.
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    Image of sweetpickles sweetpickles
    10/14/09

    In reply to Newspaper Lady to Explain Internet, In Book
    The Pleasures of the Internet: Brought to you on dead trees.
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    sweetpickles was starred sweetpickles was unstarred
    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    10/14/09

    In reply to Newspaper Lady to Explain Internet, In Book
    For her sake, I hope it does better than my 8-track, book-on-tape ode to the telex.
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    Image of RandomLunatic RandomLunatic
    10/14/09

    In reply to Newspaper Lady to Explain Internet, In Book
    She needs to do something that will let Renee Zellweger portray her in a cutesy movie with a subtle message that tanks after one terribly disappointing week in the theaters.
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    Image of A Message To Rudy A Message To Rudy
    10/14/09

    In reply to Newspaper Lady to Explain Internet, In Book
    Look At This Fucking Self-Appointed Expert
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    10/14/09

    @Ken Green: I'd RSS that. And you'd NEVER run out of material!
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    Image of Jasper Reardon Jasper Reardon
    10/14/09

    In reply to Newspaper Lady to Explain Internet, In Book
    Buggywhips!
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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    10/14/09

    In reply to Newspaper Lady to Explain Internet, In Book
    Maureen Dowd can't wait to pick up a copy.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    10/14/09

    In reply to Newspaper Lady to Explain Internet, In Book
    The Pleasures of the Internet?
    And if you pick up a copy expecting "The Best of Fleshbot," the publisher is truly sorry.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    10/14/09

    In reply to Newspaper Lady to Explain Internet, In Book
    I do not know which to prefer,
    The beauty of inflections
    Or the beauty of innuendoes,
    The blackbird pecking at
    Ginny Heffernan's one good eye,
    Or the sound thereof.
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    Image of Chore Boy Chore Boy
    10/14/09

    @BookishLookish: You a gottdamned poet!
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    10/14/09

    @saythatscool: I know it.
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    Image of Niko Bellic Niko Bellic
    10/14/09

    In reply to Newspaper Lady to Explain Internet, In Book
    No, it's great. It's a perfect example of the crap we no longer have to read, because now we have the internet.
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    Edited by Niko Bellic at 10/14/09 11:50 AM Niko Bellic was starred Niko Bellic was unstarred
    Image of bluebears bluebears
    10/14/09

    In reply to Newspaper Lady to Explain Internet, In Book
    "a poetics, a scale, a palette, a rhythm, a sensibility, a set of rituals and spectacles, a system of metaphors and an emotional range."

    I've never heard Porn described in such flowery terms.
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    Image of Coralvillain Coralvillain
    10/14/09

    @bluebears: Well maybe the rhythm and a set of rituals and spectacles part.
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    10/14/09

    @Coralvillain:
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    10/14/09

    @raincoaster: I should explain: that video is real porn, pixillated beyond recognition, and hooked up to some sound synth program that responds to changes in light. It's dead cool.
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