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    The Most Elaborate Booty Call Ever

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    Monkey See, Monkey Hindu

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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/23/09

    In reply to The Most Elaborate Booty Call Ever
    A smart British lawyer could make a fortune with this, even if all the husbands are on the dole.
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    Image of The Real JR The Real JR
    11/23/09

    In reply to The Most Elaborate Booty Call Ever
    Isn't this the whole plot of Madame Butterfly?
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    11/23/09

    In reply to The Most Elaborate Booty Call Ever
    Wouldn't escorts be much, much cheaper and less complicated than multiple trips to India and marriage licenses?

    Plus, contrary to their popular image of being repressed and proper, it really isn't that hard to get laid with a British girl.

    Just buy a train ticket to Essex!
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    Image of F-Bomb-Fanny F-Bomb-Fanny
    11/23/09

    @drunkexpatwriter: Or, two tins of Stella and a packet of pork rinds.
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    11/23/09

    @F-Bomb-Fanny:

    For really classy UK ass, you have to get her a curry as well.
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    Image of James Tiberius Quirk James Tiberius Quirk
    11/23/09

    @drunkexpatwriter: can't resist this oldie but goodie:

    'How can you tell when an Essex girl has an orgasm? She drops her chips.'

    drumroll, exit, please don't ban me for this bad joke.
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    11/23/09

    @James Tiberius Quirk:

    What does an Essex girl say after sex?

    "Are you boys all on the same team?"
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    Image of James Tiberius Quirk James Tiberius Quirk
    11/23/09

    @drunkexpatwriter:
    laughed out loud? check.
    got coffee on shirt? check.

    my cap is officially doff'd, expat.
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    11/23/09

    @James Tiberius Quirk:

    How does an Essex Girl turn on the lights after sex?

    Opens the car door.
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    Image of Bruce Landwaster Bruce Landwaster
    11/23/09

    Growing up many dirty jokes where a person had sex with a dead woman had the punchline "Oh, I thought she was english."
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    Image of James Tiberius Quirk James Tiberius Quirk
    11/23/09

    @Bruce Landwaster: Well known daughter-diddler Woody Allen had a great joke in the old days about being freaked out by his wife during sex because he though she was moving.

    #tips
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    Image of Airvault Airvault
    11/23/09

    In reply to The Most Elaborate Booty Call Ever
    The least they could do is say sari.
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    Image of DevilsAvocadoRedux DevilsAvocadoRedux
    11/23/09

    @Airvault:

    No two ways about it. It sarong thing to do.
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    blix promoted this comment DevilsAvocadoRedux was starred DevilsAvocadoRedux was unstarred
    Image of blix blix
    11/23/09

    @DevilsAvocadoRedux: The whole situation just makes me Sikh.
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    Image of OliversArmy OliversArmy
    11/23/09

    @Airvault, @DevilsAvocado, @Blix: I do not want to caste aspersions, but I think we can all do a better punjab than this.
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    Image of hilikusopus hilikusopus
    11/23/09

    @DevilsAvocadoRedux: They should be ashamed of themselves, currying favor with promises of marriage.
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    tigolbitties promoted this comment Edited by hilikusopus at 11/23/09 9:16 AM hilikusopus was starred hilikusopus was unstarred
    Image of Ravi Somaiya Ravi Somaiya
    11/23/09

    @OliversArmy: you're right. Writing this has changed Mahal view of humanity.
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    Image of DevilsAvocadoRedux DevilsAvocadoRedux
    11/23/09

    @Ravi Somaiya:

    I know. I'll raita letter of complaint.

    #tips
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    Image of Perhaps Not Perhaps Not
    11/23/09

    @Airvault: I agree. A nice box of Ghandi could keep the whole thing from getting too hari.
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    Image of djtooshay djtooshay
    11/23/09

    @DevilsAvocadoRedux & @Perhaps Not: Dawali you guys think you're funny or something?
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    Airvault promoted this comment djtooshay was starred djtooshay was unstarred
    Image of Juancho Juancho
    11/23/09

    @djtooshay: the new bride asked where her husband was leaving to, he replied, "I have to Goa."
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    Image of djtooshay djtooshay
    11/23/09

    @Juancho: That's because he couldn't take it anymurgh!
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    Image of Ravi Somaiya Ravi Somaiya
    11/23/09

    @djtooshay: all he did was karahi all day. Things just weren't the samosa used to be.
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    11/23/09

    @Ravi Somaiya: Tikka look at all these puns everyone's kofta up!
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    Image of Ravi Somaiya Ravi Somaiya
    11/23/09

    @lobstr: I'm glad you've joined the chappati.
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    Image of DevilsAvocadoRedux DevilsAvocadoRedux
    11/23/09

    @Ravi Somaiya:

    I'm going to rogan josh about this with all my mates at work tomorrow.

    #tips
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    blix promoted this comment DevilsAvocadoRedux was starred DevilsAvocadoRedux was unstarred
    Image of DevilsAvocadoRedux DevilsAvocadoRedux
    11/23/09

    @lobstr: I'd be Delhi-ghted to continue the Punjabs, but it's after midnight here.

    Goodnight.

    #tips
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    blix promoted this comment DevilsAvocadoRedux was starred DevilsAvocadoRedux was unstarred
    Image of DevilsAvocadoRedux DevilsAvocadoRedux
    11/23/09

    @blix:

    It's a tough Indus-try. No doubt about it.

    OK - I know that's Pakistan, but it was too good to let go.

    Now, I really am going to bed.

    #tips
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    Image of DevilsAvocadoRedux DevilsAvocadoRedux
    11/23/09

    @Ravi Somaiya:

    Ravi - do you know why my posts keep automatically popping "#tips" at the end like... this...?

    #tips
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    Airvault promoted this comment DevilsAvocadoRedux was starred DevilsAvocadoRedux was unstarred
    Image of Airvault Airvault
    11/23/09

    @DevilsAvocadoRedux: After reading this again I can't believe how sad it really is. Anyway you look at it there are simply no vindas or loosers.
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    Image of El_Gato El_Gato
    11/23/09

    @Airvault: These guys pick up these girls, wine 'em and sex 'em, and then curry outta there.
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    Image of Awesome X Awesome X
    11/23/09

    In reply to The Most Elaborate Booty Call Ever
    How very colonial of them. I suppose it's true that old habits die hard.
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    Edited by Awesome X at 11/23/09 8:13 AM Awesome X was starred Awesome X was unstarred
    Image of LolpantsofArabia LolpantsofArabia
    11/23/09

    @Awesome X: I think this is men of Indian descent we're talking about, not whitey.
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    Image of Awesome X Awesome X
    11/23/09

    @LolpantsofArabia: Ah, Awesome says as he begins a note of apology written in his awful hand to every white Englishman.
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    Image of bowleserised bowleserised
    11/23/09

    In reply to The Most Elaborate Booty Call Ever
    It's really not that hard to get laid in the UK. This seems like an awful lot of money and effort. Maybe it's more about placating the family by marrying a good Indian girl and then getting on (and getting off) with your life in Britain. Still shitty behaviour.
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    11/23/09

    @bowleserised: Yeah, as far as I can tell the UK is the easiest place in the free world for a straight guy to get laid in. Far, far easier than the US or France.
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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    11/23/09

    In reply to The Most Elaborate Booty Call Ever
    But she can always find her car keys.
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    11/23/09

    @son of spam: She is a bit like an Indian version of Dwayne Schneider, isn't she?
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    Image of Brad Brown Brad Brown
    11/16/09

    In reply to Indian Kids Work Cheap for Google
    That'l teech em' not too steel are jobs!
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    Edited by Brad Brown at 11/16/09 11:27 AM Brad Brown was starred Brad Brown was unstarred
    Image of homoviper homoviper
    11/16/09

    In reply to Indian Kids Work Cheap for Google
    The End of Poverty? #google
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    10/12/09

    In reply to Marriage Is the Shit!
    Wait until they find out that "what's up" is usually the seat.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    10/12/09

    In reply to Marriage Is the Shit!
    Chitra, my queen, your diarrhea is a golden poem
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    10/12/09

    @Karlifornia: ....Like the lotus, it blooms for me again and again.
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    Image of funyuns are awesome in phx funyuns are awesome in phx
    10/12/09

    In reply to Marriage Is the Shit!
    A toilet without a public sewage system is just a glorified bucket.
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    lobstr promoted this comment funyuns are awesome in phx was starred funyuns are awesome in phx was unstarred
    Image of lobstr lobstr
    10/12/09

    @funyuns are awesome in phx: Yeah, but if it actually hovers over the Ganges, you don't have to get your hair full of curry-inspired feces! Modern marvels!
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    Image of Airvault Airvault
    10/12/09

    In reply to Marriage Is the Shit!
    I doo doo!
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    10/12/09

    @Airvault: Hah, those soon-to-be brides, so flush with excitement..
     Reply
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    Image of RollsRoyceRevenge RollsRoyceRevenge
    09/28/09

    In reply to Monkey See, Monkey Hindu
    Perhaps the caption should read "a man dressed as Hindu monkey-headed deity Hanuman..." so people don't think you are equating Hindus with apes.

    The masked figure is not as apparent as he might be.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    09/10/09

    In reply to Racism as Selling Point
    I'll take all three flavors, thanks!
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