Kate Hudson looked just awful in Bride Wars. And I know this because girls sometimes want other girls to watch movies about weddings, babies, and Anne Hathaway. This however, does not always make for good entertainment, or the ability to not want to donate an ovary for the sake of never having to see another rom-com about the miracles of The Plaza, Tiffany's, or Candace Bergen. Sheesh.
So, yah, Katie looked about ten years older than Hathaway. No way they're friends. See what I did there?! Women are sooo complex.
Matt Damon and Renee Zellweger boggle the mind. If they had kids, I bet they could bounce back and forth between childhood obesity and near-death malnourishment like that.
I have to say that I think hanging with Kate would be much more fun and Laura Posada is probably hotter than both of them.
Of course I love Jetes but the robo-tron nature he developed to stay "out of trouble" with NY media and fans is a bit overdone at times. Minka is probably told to exude the same kind of standoffishness (but it's Derek's girlfriend so she gets a pass).
Kate seems like she's fun and I think she's good for Alex and that's good enough for me.
@BxgrlJeri: Kate Hudson is a bitch on wheels. I have several close friends who have worked with her on different projects and it's the same story. Cold, indifferent, doesn't speak to anyone but the director. Everyone dislikes her.
@secretagentman: Correction: everyone EXCEPT the himbo she's currently boffing, and them only until the sex starts to pall. I mean, how long till THIS one is on heroin, too?
@CaptainFantastic: What's hilarious is how they are both celebuspawn, but they don't like each other. I mean, what else is there to hate on if you've been given a leg up by the Ho'wood nepotism monster and didn't have to go about it the HARD WAY?
@DevilsAvocado: You're asking me? Apparently she was so mortified by the realization that her ass was hanging out that she changed into a different dress for the actual party.
Those two dents above her buttcheeks get my eternal respect; they are a sign that she is in superb physical shape. It's a little gap where fat would be, if she were fat. And props to her for not showing much ribcage action, like Kate Bosworth would from that angle. She's fit, not scrawny, and not flabby like Kate Moss.
Yes, I just dissed Kate Moss. I know, I'm going to hell. But she'd only break into a run if her dealer were headed away from her in a cab, having neglected to deal.
@El_Gato: I'll promote that, agree with your assessment of the percentile, and I will correct the misconception that those are butt dimples. They are well above the ass, thank you, and correspond to the indentations of the back of the pelvis. I disagree that they should be displayed in public, though. You should reveal them like a pretty red Ace of Hearts, alone in a room with your lover, you do not display them to the public in a hideous dress that transforms your body into an ad for why you should go with professional lawn care. Fail, Diane, fail.
How egotistical and deluded do you have to be to think your life is worthy of a reality show simply because someone in your family--who is not even the focal point of the show!--is an actor? Do you realize that you, stars of the show, are neither interesting nor successful? Do you realize how absolutely unimportant and ridiculous you are?
Maguires, this question is for you, but really, I'm open to a response by any Lohan or Kardashian as well.
@DahlELama: You know people will watch it. That's why it keeps happening. Truly, America's whoreculture is a thing of shame. O woe woe unto us, America!
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So, yah, Katie looked about ten years older than Hathaway. No way they're friends. See what I did there?! Women are sooo complex.
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Of course I love Jetes but the robo-tron nature he developed to stay "out of trouble" with NY media and fans is a bit overdone at times. Minka is probably told to exude the same kind of standoffishness (but it's Derek's girlfriend so she gets a pass).
Kate seems like she's fun and I think she's good for Alex and that's good enough for me.
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Slinky Wizard? Is he the heir to an IUD fortune?
Also, Diane Kruger is definitely doing her bit to pimp out this movie.
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Those two dents above her buttcheeks get my eternal respect; they are a sign that she is in superb physical shape. It's a little gap where fat would be, if she were fat. And props to her for not showing much ribcage action, like Kate Bosworth would from that angle. She's fit, not scrawny, and not flabby like Kate Moss.
Yes, I just dissed Kate Moss. I know, I'm going to hell. But she'd only break into a run if her dealer were headed away from her in a cab, having neglected to deal.
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I'm sorry, but Kim and Reggie were absolutely adorable together and I really wanted them to last.
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I've always thought of her as a manatou.
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Madonna memorabilia of the early 1990s: answering machine microcassettes, VHS tapes, faxes. The woman defines Zeitgeist.
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Haven't heard a sadder opening phrase in a long time.
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Maguires, this question is for you, but really, I'm open to a response by any Lohan or Kardashian as well.
How does this keep happening?!
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