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    James Cameron Reveals His Quest to Build More Perfect CGI Boobs

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    Image of Stream Of Consciousness Stream Of Consciousness
    11/12/09

    In reply to James Cameron Reveals His Quest to Build More Perfect CGI Boobs
    Having written, and directed "Aliens" means Cameron can do NO wrong in my eyes. Plus he designed the Queen!

    Still, why add the boobs if they wouldn't 'really' be there?? Oh well, as a heterosexual male I won't complain. Though the whole her being an alien thing throws it off a bit. #avatar
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    SpyMagician promoted this comment Stream Of Consciousness was starred Stream Of Consciousness was unstarred
    Image of SpyMagician SpyMagician
    11/12/09

    @Stream Of Consciousness: Remember, this is the same guy who in "The Abyss" showed that the best way you can revive an unconscious woman is to slap her and scream at her.
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    Edited by SpyMagician at 11/12/09 10:54 PM SpyMagician was starred SpyMagician was unstarred
    Image of Stream Of Consciousness Stream Of Consciousness
    11/13/09

    @SpyMagician: True, although I think there was a little more to it than him just wanting to smack a woman around.

    "The Abyss" is another one of my favorites. You must admit, the man can make a damn good movie. imo
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    Edited by Stream Of Consciousness at 11/13/09 12:30 PM Stream Of Consciousness was starred Stream Of Consciousness was unstarred
    Image of SpyMagician SpyMagician
    11/14/09

    @Stream Of Consciousness: "You must admit..." and "IMO"?

    I admit nothing. He made Aliens and the first two Terminator films were good but outside of that, he’s quite hackish. Titanic is a good movie, but still not anything to make me think he’s some auteur that deserves endless praise.

    This film looks horrible. #avatar
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    11/12/09

    In reply to James Cameron Reveals His Quest to Build More Perfect CGI Boobs
    My Jar-Jar just Binked. *rimshot* #avatar
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    Image of A Message To Rudy A Message To Rudy
    11/12/09

    In reply to James Cameron Reveals His Quest to Build More Perfect CGI Boobs
    I'll bet she had to "audition" on the casting holodeck. #avatar
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    11/12/09

    In reply to James Cameron Reveals His Quest to Build More Perfect CGI Boobs
    A Neytiri Playboy Centerfold would have been a good idea.

    Hey, it worked for Marge Simpson. #avatar
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    Image of Ack Ack
    11/12/09

    In reply to James Cameron Reveals His Quest to Build More Perfect CGI Boobs
    I thought James Cameron was a CGI boob.
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    themediatrix promoted this comment Edited by Ack at 11/12/09 4:06 PM Ack was starred Ack was unstarred
    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    11/12/09

    In reply to James Cameron Reveals His Quest to Build More Perfect CGI Boobs
    That is exactly how I would have imagined aliens looking when I was in the sixth grade. #avatar
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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    11/12/09

    In reply to James Cameron Reveals His Quest to Build More Perfect CGI Boobs
    But did he make Neytiri wash his car as part of his audition? (With loincloth obv.) #avatar
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    Image of VioletViolet VioletViolet
    11/12/09

    In reply to James Cameron Reveals His Quest to Build More Perfect CGI Boobs
    I'm confused as to why Cameron understands that depictions of superwomen can cause problems in perceptions of real women, yet he delights in perpetuating the problem. #avatar
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    PaisleyPajamas promoted this comment VioletViolet was starred VioletViolet was unstarred
    Image of freckles freckles
    11/12/09

    @VioletViolet: That's the question they left out. "Mr. Cameron, why are you doing this?"

    JC: For the money. #avatar
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    PaisleyPajamas promoted this comment freckles was starred freckles was unstarred
    Image of SeeingI SeeingI
    11/12/09

    @VioletViolet: My thoughts exactly. He knows it makes no sense to give the females breasts, but does it anyway, cause, heh-heh, BOOBIES.

    Straight men just baffle me sometimes.

    Also, how is a Mayan wrap less sensible for a non-mammal boob-having cartoon alien than a Brazilian thong? #avatar
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    Image of sarrible sarrible
    11/12/09

    @VioletViolet: Well, he also keeps casting women in superwoman roles that cause problems in perceptions of real women, and then marrying them. #avatar
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    11/12/09

    @SeeingI: You must be new to straight men. We're not really that complicated. #avatar
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    Image of SeeingI SeeingI
    11/13/09

    @skahammer: I know. That's what's so baffling. #avatar
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    11/13/09

    @SeeingI: Ah. Well played. #avatar
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    11/12/09

    In reply to James Cameron Reveals His Quest to Build More Perfect CGI Boobs
    The CGI on Titanic hasn't stood up over time. I hope they do a better job on the ladybeast's boobs. #avatar
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    Image of dearheart dearheart
    11/12/09

    In reply to James Cameron Reveals His Quest to Build More Perfect CGI Boobs
    But why did he spend so much time crafting her that thrid leg? Seriously, what is that?! #avatar
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    PaisleyPajamas promoted this comment dearheart was starred dearheart was unstarred
    Image of VioletViolet VioletViolet
    11/12/09

    @dearheart: My guess is that it's a really long loincloth. Either that or Cameron wanted to address men's need for fantasy trannies. #avatar
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    PaisleyPajamas promoted this comment VioletViolet was starred VioletViolet was unstarred
    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    11/12/09

    In reply to James Cameron Reveals His Quest to Build More Perfect CGI Boobs
    [Where did my comment go? *scratches head*]

    I distinctly remember seeing Kate Winslet's full-on breast--nipple, areola and all--in "That Boat Movie That Begins With 'T.'" If her breast had been CGI 12 years ago, it would have been censored? REALLY?
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    Edited by PaisleyPajamas at 11/12/09 3:16 PM PaisleyPajamas was starred PaisleyPajamas was unstarred
    Image of VioletViolet VioletViolet
    11/12/09

    @PaisleyPajamas: I remember reading somewhere that they let it slide because it was done in a dignified way, Kate Winslet wasn't underage (though her character was) and Leonardo DiCaprio's character treated her body with respect, which set a good example. That may have just been an opinion, because why other movies that don't objectify women still aren't allowed nudity is beyond me. #avatar
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    PaisleyPajamas promoted this comment VioletViolet was starred VioletViolet was unstarred
    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    11/12/09

    @VioletViolet: I see what you're saying, but that doesn't coincide with what has been true for the people who decide these ridiculous things. For them a boob, is a bewb, is a tit, is a knocker, is a...on into infinity. More of the same hypocrisy, I suppose. #avatar
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    Image of RheaPollstry RheaPollstry
    11/12/09

    In reply to James Cameron Reveals His Quest to Build More Perfect CGI Boobs
    The breasts are apparently the only part of this movie that won't flop. #avatar
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    God promoted this comment RheaPollstry was starred RheaPollstry was unstarred
    Image of God God
    11/12/09

    @RheaPollstry: I see that I have blessed you muchly with great wisdom, My son. #avatar
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    Image of RheaPollstry RheaPollstry
    11/12/09

    @God: Hey God, you got your star back! #avatar
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    Image of shostakobitch shostakobitch
    11/12/09

    In reply to James Cameron Reveals His Quest to Build More Perfect CGI Boobs
    Cameron spends too much of his time in the /d/ forums on 4chan. #avatar
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    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    11/12/09

    In reply to James Cameron Reveals His Quest to Build More Perfect CGI Boobs
    In this context, I think they're supposed to be spelled "bewbs" and be followed by a disturbingly low-pitched giggle. #avatar
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    11/12/09

    In reply to James Cameron Reveals His Quest to Build More Perfect CGI Boobs
    Anymore boob talk on Gawker today and I will motorboat my monitor.

    It's happened before folks, and it is not pretty. #avatar
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    11/12/09

    @resipsaloquacious: Agreed. I've seen the youtubes. #avatar
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