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scroll_lock
12/01/08

In reply to Michael Phelps Sleeps With Anderson Cooper
Michael: Pete Sampras called and wants his eyebrows back.

Also, would it kill him to cover his piehole when he yawns?
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Helman
12/01/08

@scroll_lock: It's all about the torso, babe. NOthing else matters.
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scroll_lock
12/01/08

@Helman: He's got enough torso for several geeks.
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Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
12/01/08

In reply to Michael Phelps Sleeps With Anderson Cooper
Soooo.. Where's the locker room footage? And the shower scene.. I mean, don't all pools SAY that you should shower before entering the pool? Hygiene or something? So where's that..?
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♥AntiSocialSocialite♥
12/01/08

In reply to Michael Phelps Sleeps With Anderson Cooper
WHY CAN'T ANDERSON BE SHIRTLESS ALL THE TIME?????????????

and why can't we sanction Michael Phelps's face? Like the conditions of the interview need to be that his head is covered and that he can't speak.

He's one who could definitely benefit from a Joan Holloway speech:

"Go home, take a paper bag, cut some eyeholes out of it. Put it over your head, get undressed and look at yourself in the mirror. Really evaluate where your strengths and weaknesses are. And be honest."

it's at 1:05..

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dell123
12/01/08

@BeccaThePromoMami: please don't make me type LOL. I'm thinking of a Joan Holloway blog. Joan gives advice to:

Barack

Target store designers

People who wear Uggs

Possibilities are endless.
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PandoraSpocks
12/01/08

@BeccaThePromoMami: I just love her advice.
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♥AntiSocialSocialite♥
12/01/08

@dell123: that's possibly the best idea I've heard in weeks. everyone could use some practical advice from Joan.
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PhyrePhox
12/01/08

In reply to Michael Phelps Sleeps With Anderson Cooper
After hearing of the gasps of shock emitted by Clay Aiken fans when he came out a few months (not years?) ago, I have developed a deep fear that thousands of middle Americans will commit seppuku the day after Andy finally appears on the cover of Out Magazine.

And, I still think Ryan Seacrest and Simon Cowell are lovers, but no one will believe me.
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phlox✔
12/01/08

@PhyrePhox: Well...hmmm.
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contradicto
12/01/08

In reply to Michael Phelps Sleeps With Anderson Cooper
And with that, Gawker is now my Fleshbot.
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DavidWatts
12/01/08

In reply to Michael Phelps Sleeps With Anderson Cooper
The second I saw the promo for this interview, I thought of Gawker, and hoped you were watching. Crush objects together, crushing on each other! I'm glad your day was as made by this as I thought it would be.
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Aaron Altman
12/01/08

In reply to Michael Phelps Sleeps With Anderson Cooper
Anderson did fairly well in that swim against Phelps, I thought. Don't deny.
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Dot
12/01/08

@Aaron Altman: I was proud of the adorable unicorn. He represented us "slightly oldsters" quite well.
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Aaron Altman
12/01/08

@ksdotks: I look more like Anderson Cooper than Michael Phelps when swimming. And so does the rest of America. So take THAT, Phelps!!! :-)
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MissNormaDesmond
12/01/08

@Aaron Altman: I think he just wanted a pretext to be semi-nude in Phelps's general vicinity. But yes, Slightly Oldsters, represent!
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Aaron Altman
12/01/08

@MissNormaDesmond: Hah! Good point. But seeing as Phelps's manager or whatever waved off a $5 MILLION offer like someone says "no thanks" to a waiter offering to fill your water glass, I imagine the negotiations for pulling that segment off went something like this:

60 MINUTES PRODUCER:

Okay, can we talk?

PHELPS MANAGER:

Sure.

PRODUCER:

Besides the ride-along, the sit-down, tour of his Baltimore apartment et cetera, we'd also like Anderson to do a fun segment with the Phelpster.

MANAGER:

Did you just call my client "The Phelpster"?

PRODUCER:

Oh, is that not okay?

MANAGER:

Damn skippy it ain't.

PRODUCER:

Sorry. With Michael.

MANAGER:

That's more like it.

PRODUCER:

So will he do it?

MANAGER:

Michael is really tired of the swimming thing.

PRODUCER:

Whaaat? Liar.

MANAGER (giggling):

Yes okay, I was joking.

PRODUCER:

So we can get them in the water?

MANAGER:

It depends.

PRODUCER:

How about a little race?

MANAGER:

Is Anderson just trying to get Michael in swim trunks?

PRODUCER:

Um -

MANAGER:

Because he'd be totally cool with it.

PRODUCER:

Really?

MANAGER:

The more you know!

PRODUCER:

Oh mah GAH is Anderson going to make news with this segment?

MANAGER:

Depends. Can we work Subway into the piece?

The rest, as they say, is history.
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phlox✔
12/01/08

@Aaron Altman: Well considering all the, ahem, time he reportedly spends at the gym, one would expect him to swim well. N'est-ce pas?
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Monkeyrash
12/01/08

@Aaron Altman: someone is thinking way too hard at 2am.
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phlox✔
12/01/08

@Monkeyrash: Aaron is probs in bed 'cause he can do that shit in his sleep.
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Aaron Altman
12/01/08

@phlox: This is true. And what's up with the modesty, not wearing Speedos?
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Aaron Altman
12/01/08

@Monkeyrash: I like the way you italicize. :-)
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zagger
12/01/08

In reply to Michael Phelps Sleeps With Anderson Cooper
Phelps never learned to cover his mouth when he yawns. The boy needs to learn some manners.

Getting into swimming trunks and swimming with Phelps was a gutsy thing for Cooper to do. I can't imagine any of the other "60 Minutes" guys trying this... nor would I want to.
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Dot
12/01/08

@zagger: Okay, zagger, thanks so much for the mental picture of Andy Rooney in a speedo.
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MissNormaDesmond
12/01/08

@ksdotks: The horror! The horror!
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Schm
12/01/08

@zagger: Not only the yawning, but his little nap and drooly mouth sorta grossed me out. Not a graceful sleeper, that Phelps.
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baxterburgundy1
12/01/08

@zagger:

oh yeah, morley safer and steve croft....beefcake!
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MissNormaDesmond
12/01/08

@baxterburgundy1: On the other hand, a young Ed Bradley -- rowr. I would have been all over that.
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get the buttah
12/01/08

In reply to Michael Phelps Sleeps With Anderson Cooper
Phew. I really thought there was gonna be something homo-erotic in that video, thanx to the copy.. but I must've misread it. A girl gets tired of hearing about all the cutie pie boys who end up liking other cutie pie boys (and no.. I'm NOT talking about Phelps). Sooo... veddy goot. One of my contemporaries who I can still stare at with a twinkle in mine eye.
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MissNormaDesmond
12/01/08

@get the buttah: Not to be mean or anything, but what about one man saying to another "my heart skipped a beat" while fondling his medals doesn't strike you as homoerotic? I thought Cooper was going to leap into Phelps's arms at any moment. But then, I have no problem fantasizing about gay men -- I just imagine them saying, "You know, I never thought a woman could turn me on until I met you." And then we have mad hot sex because it's a fantasy and it really doesn't matter.
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Pope John Peeps II
12/01/08

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fileunder
12/01/08

In reply to Michael Phelps Sleeps With Anderson Cooper
Between Coop timing how long it took for him to fall asleep, snooping around his kitchen cabinets and then showing his dirty pile of laundry in the corner, this was a little creepy.

Maybe he thought he played a little too hard to get with David Beckham and wanted to be a little more assertive.
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pureblarney
12/01/08

@fileunder: You don't want to know where my mind went after I thought of Coop and Becks standing in a room together.
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fileunder
12/01/08

@pureblarney: It's strange how I was able to block out Coop while Beckham stood there, tenderly pointing out his various tattoos.
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pureblarney
12/01/08

@fileunder: Why would you want to block out either one?
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Minsley Tortimer
12/01/08

@pureblarney: we can guess...

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phlox✔
12/01/08

@Minsley Tortimer:
Any particular reason he's spreading his legs so far apart?
Becks' crotch is even more hypnotizing than Hills'. Duh!
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Dot
12/01/08

@phlox: Okay, now I want to photoshop the two pictures together.
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phlox✔
12/01/08

@ksdotks: Oh dear, no. Those are two images that should remain seperated forever.
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BookishLookish
12/01/08

In reply to Michael Phelps Sleeps With Anderson Cooper
"Mind if I hold one? They're very heavy!" Yepper, he used that line on that zaftig housewife with the big old hey-heys, too, I'd wager. Coop, you sly fox you.
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llamalash★
12/01/08

In reply to Michael Phelps Sleeps With Anderson Cooper
Am I the only one who does not get why Phelps is considered a heartthrob?
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BookishLookish
12/01/08

@llamalash: I think I'd only like to know him under the water, but I was weaned on Submariner comics, so...
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raesanni
12/01/08

@llamalash: dude, i'm confused too. he has a horrible speech impediment and slightly resembles a monkey.

but i'm sure he's a nice guy.
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phlox✔
12/01/08

@llamalash: I don't think that it's a 'heart' thing.

Another Gawkerite said it best: "I hate it when 'things that I'd like to fuck' overlaps with 'things that look like a monkey'."

And, of course, Andy's hair was otherworldly perfect after his 'splash & dash' date. And was he actually wearing boardshorts?! Boo!
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pureblarney
12/01/08

@raysanni: It was only the sight of Blue Eyes shirtless that sent my jaw cascading toward the floor... Michael Phelps is less weird-looking in action, but I don't really fantasize about having sex with mermen.
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MissNormaDesmond
12/01/08

@llamalash: No. Well, I mean I can sort of imagine what others might see in him, but meanwhile I myself am not seeing it.
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Schm
12/01/08

@llamalash: I guess he is, if you're into mouthbreathers... not quite my thing though.
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MissNormaDesmond
12/01/08

In reply to Michael Phelps Sleeps With Anderson Cooper
"My heart just skipped a beat"? ORLY?

So did mine, Anderson, so did mine.
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gawksFromaRock
12/01/08

@MissNormaDesmond: Just don't miss a stroke, Anderson.
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funyuns are awesome in phx
12/01/08

In reply to Michael Phelps Sleeps With Anderson Cooper
Reminds me of the time when AC managed to get himself and Kenny Chesney locked in a box together for an interview.
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wattznext
12/01/08

@tony AZ82: It took me a second to realize you weren't talking about AC Slater.
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