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    Image of Weegee's bored Weegee's bored
    09/04/09

    In reply to The Latest Iconic 'Jews With Guns'
    Arm Amy Winehouse!

    Or maybe not.
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    Weegee's bored was starred Weegee's bored was unstarred
    Image of Seeräuber Jenny Seeräuber Jenny
    09/04/09

    In reply to The Latest Iconic 'Jews With Guns'

    The Hebrew Hammer
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    Image of kolacek kolacek
    09/04/09

    @Seeräuber Jenny:

    "Shabat Shalom, muthafukkers!"

    Ftw :)
     Reply
    The One promoted this comment kolacek was starred kolacek was unstarred
    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    09/04/09

    In reply to The Latest Iconic 'Jews With Guns'

    What about a Jewish gun for hire? Does that qualify?
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    09/04/09

    In reply to The Latest Iconic 'Jews With Guns'
    The dude in the rear middle is Scott Caan.
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    Image of Weegee's bored Weegee's bored
    09/04/09

    In reply to The Latest Iconic 'Jews With Guns'
    In terms of sheer Jewish firepower, let's not forget Kirk and Spock.
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    Weegee's bored was starred Weegee's bored was unstarred
    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    09/04/09

    @Weegee's bored: I'm beaming over that comment.

    [marquee.blogs.cnn.com]
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    Image of Weegee's bored Weegee's bored
    09/04/09

    In reply to The Latest Iconic 'Jews With Guns'
    It's Obama's Death Panel!
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    Weegee's bored was starred Weegee's bored was unstarred
    Image of Swifter Swifter
    09/04/09

    In reply to The Latest Iconic 'Jews With Guns'
    I'll bet Sarah Silverman looks really hot with an Uzi.
     Reply
    Swifter was starred Swifter was unstarred
    Image of The Real JR The Real JR
    09/04/09

    In reply to The Latest Iconic 'Jews With Guns'
    Bitches with Pugs betta watch da fuck out.
     Reply
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    09/04/09

    In reply to The Latest Iconic 'Jews With Guns'
    Get Smart?
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    09/04/09

    In reply to The Latest Iconic 'Jews With Guns'
    My husband looks friggin fantastic with a Super Soaker in hand, if I may say so myself.
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    DahlELama was starred DahlELama was unstarred
    Image of RheaPollstry RheaPollstry
    09/04/09

    @DahlELama: It's so cute when guys name their penises.
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    DahlELama promoted this comment RheaPollstry was starred RheaPollstry was unstarred
    Image of depardoo depardoo
    09/04/09

    @RheaPollstry:

    I call mine "Tiny", without any ironic overtones.
     Reply
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    09/04/09

    In reply to The Latest Iconic 'Jews With Guns'
    HamNo, no love for Adam G. in "The Hebrew Hammer"?
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    09/04/09

    @BookishLookish: I remember once you mentioned something about a Jewish James Bond, i.e., Lox Fingers. Would he qualify?
     Reply
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    Image of TheologicalSong TheologicalSong
    09/04/09

    @BookishLookish: my friends produced that movie, BL!
     Reply
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    09/04/09

    @i'm a bottle:

    Oy Oy Seven!
     Reply
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    09/04/09


    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Speaking of which. . .
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    naugahydeinplainsight was starred naugahydeinplainsight was unstarred
    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    09/04/09

    @i'm a bottle: Oh, yepper!
     Reply
    BookishLookish was starred BookishLookish was unstarred
    Image of ligmasagbatch ligmasagbatch
    08/25/09

    In reply to Tucker Max Can Assure You His Movie Is Hilarious
    How did this book get a film deal? None of the stuff happened.
     Reply
    Calraigh promoted this comment ligmasagbatch was starred ligmasagbatch was unstarred
    Image of Cheney Guevara Cheney Guevara
    08/25/09

    In reply to Tucker Max Can Assure You His Movie Is Hilarious
    I am less disturbed by Max's oblivious douche-baggery than by the fact that his book has sold many many copies.

    Sadly, they can't all be gag purchases.
     Reply
    Calraigh promoted this comment Cheney Guevara was starred Cheney Guevara was unstarred
    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    08/25/09

    In reply to Tucker Max Can Assure You His Movie Is Hilarious
    He sounds defensive and angry, almost like his production team is trying to tell him the finished movie sucks and to go straight to video and he's fighting it.
     Reply
    Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate was starred Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate was unstarred
    Image of Victor Ward Victor Ward
    08/25/09

    In reply to Tucker Max Can Assure You His Movie Is Hilarious
    The one good thing about this movie is that it helped me decide that I hate Logan Huntzberger.
     Reply
    Victor Ward was starred Victor Ward was unstarred
    Image of Bristol Cities Bristol Cities
    08/25/09

    @Victor Ward: Yeah, I think this is the first time I retroactively despise a character for a role the actor played later.
     Reply
    Calraigh promoted this comment Bristol Cities was starred Bristol Cities was unstarred
    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    08/25/09

    @Victor Ward: You should leave your precious memories of Logan untouched, and instead hate his character on the new show he'll be in with Juliana Marguiles that you weren't gonna watch anyway. That way, everyone wins. Sort of.
     Reply
    DahlELama was starred DahlELama was unstarred
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