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    In Space, No One Will Cover Your Pre-existing Condition

    Blame North Korea for All That V1@gRA Spam

    Company Endears Itself to You With Vandalism

    The Least Subtle Ad Ever

    If Matthew Winkler Loses, Somebody Obviously Cheated

    Asian People: Interchangeable

    Facebook Outrage: Insurance Company Demands A Peek At Kids' Profiles

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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    08/11/09

    In reply to In Space, No One Will Cover Your Pre-existing Condition
    One case of strep for man, one giant leech for mankind.
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    08/11/09

    In reply to In Space, No One Will Cover Your Pre-existing Condition
    In Soviet Russia, your pre-existing condition covers ... oh, never mind.
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    Image of dado dado
    08/11/09

    In reply to In Space, No One Will Cover Your Pre-existing Condition
    As long as they can get rid of the Klingons circling Uranus they'll be OK.
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    Image of Heneage Heneage
    08/11/09

    @dado: You mean dingleberries? No need to involve NASA - Charmin now makes TP that solves that problem, as illustrated by the cartoon bear with shreds of paper clinging to its ass.
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    Image of Rozelle’s Bagman Rozelle’s Bagman
    08/11/09

    @Heneage: And where do you think P&G stole that idea from? They didn't just get Tang.
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    08/11/09

    In reply to In Space, No One Will Cover Your Pre-existing Condition
    I hope Oxford doesn't find out about my long-term biomedical experiments with alcohol and breathing cat hair.
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    Image of kneetoe kneetoe
    08/11/09

    In reply to In Space, No One Will Cover Your Pre-existing Condition
    What do they want, the moon and the fucking stars?
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    08/11/09

    In reply to In Space, No One Will Cover Your Pre-existing Condition
    Damn astronazis.
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    Image of Astigmatism Astigmatism
    06/18/09

    In reply to Blame North Korea for All That V1@gRA Spam
    Be careful. I just typed www.22888.org in the address bar of my browser, and now I've had an erection for more than four hours and have had to contact my doctor.
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    Image of The Lone Scout The Lone Scout
    06/18/09

    @Astigmatism: Yes, but did it give you Asian fever (or whatever it was they were discussing over on Jezebel the other day about non-Asian males chasing Asian females)?
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    Image of Astigmatism Astigmatism
    06/18/09

    @The Lone Scout: What do you think made me type www.22888.org into my browser in the first place?
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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    06/18/09

    In reply to Blame North Korea for All That V1@gRA Spam
    "Anything you say suggesting that the North Koreans have been guilty of reinsurance fraud would be staggeringly unfair."


    It's good to know that litigators across the pond carry themselves with the same understated dignity as their Yankee brethren.

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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    06/18/09

    @Nice Beaver: But amoral scumbags look so much more dignified in periwigs.
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    Image of Astigmatism Astigmatism
    06/18/09

    @BadUncle: I don't know about you, but somehow the Hitler hairpiece isn't making this guy look that dignified to me:


    [www.elbornes.com]


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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    06/18/09

    @Astigmatism: Wow. Yin and yang. Darkness and light. Evil and John Hodgman.


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    Image of Seanibus Seanibus
    02/02/09

    In reply to Company Endears Itself to You With Vandalism
    I think they should take it to the next step and actually smash some windows, then tag the car with a little note: "Buy our insurance or your kids are next. This is no joke, fucker."
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    02/02/09

    @Seanibus: ha!
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    02/02/09

    In reply to Company Endears Itself to You With Vandalism
    Someone is going to get shot doing this in the sticks.
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    Image of SultanaEleusis SultanaEleusis
    02/02/09

    @HiredGoons: Only if they run into someone who bitterly clings to their gun, their car, and their church.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    02/02/09

    @SultanaEleusis: then there are those of us who just cling to our bitterness.
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    02/02/09

    In reply to Company Endears Itself to You With Vandalism
    this is one step up from those obvz fake way too green dollar bills dropped on sidewalks w/ the jesus messages on the underside.. bah
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    02/02/09

    In reply to Company Endears Itself to You With Vandalism
    They should make one that looks like a blob of splooge.


    Then motorists would return to their vehicles and think, "Oh no! Somebody ejaculated on my car!" But then they'd see that it was really just an ad for Zurich Financial Services and laugh with relief.


    The tagline could read: "Cum invest with us!"

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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    02/02/09

    @MisterHippity: That's a slippery slope, Hipp.
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    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    02/02/09

    @MisterHippity: They will have to beat the customers off when they start that add campaign.
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    Image of shostakobitch shostakobitch
    02/02/09

    In reply to Company Endears Itself to You With Vandalism
    i like it. now can valtrex cut it out with my fake herpes please? i get it and maybe i have a date tonight. maybe.
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    02/02/09

    In reply to Company Endears Itself to You With Vandalism
    [Sticks out finger]
    Pull here.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    02/02/09

    In reply to Company Endears Itself to You With Vandalism
    Still, it beats advertising on fake cold sores.
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