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    New York Restaurant Owners Turn Evil

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    Image of CODiva CODiva
    11/20/09

    In reply to New York Restaurant Owners Turn Evil
    Clearly there are more effective ways to communicate with your staff, but few could be more entertaining than this --- except if you happen to work for the guy. I say the angriest staff member should post Vadim's favorite email address and let's give him more than his demanded quota of emails people. Know what I mean?
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    11/20/09

    In reply to New York Restaurant Owners Turn Evil
    All it takes is to send this guy's email address to a Scientology org saying he's interested in some orientation materials, and he'll be deluged with bullshit pamphlets for life. Deluged!
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    Image of The Real JR The Real JR
    11/20/09

    In reply to New York Restaurant Owners Turn Evil
    Paradou did get my email. The dude sends out emails all the times. Sometimes 2 or 3 times with corrections and such.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    11/20/09

    In reply to New York Restaurant Owners Turn Evil
    Wow. Paradou has a listing on Citysearch.

    [newyork.citysearch.com]

    I bet Vadim depends a lot on the reviews.

    And here is the listing on Yelp!

    [www.yelp.com]

    And the Twitter handle

    www.twitter.com/paradou

    I wonder how Vadim would feel about the Gawker community having their input on these forums.
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    Image of random_play random_play
    11/20/09

    In reply to New York Restaurant Owners Turn Evil
    New York Restaurant Owners Turn Evil?

    I read somewhere that 86% of the meat served in New York restaurants is actually rat.

    Of course, that's probably an urban legend. Restaurants could never get away with it, unless they mixed in a significant amount of chihuahua for flavor.
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    11/20/09

    In reply to New York Restaurant Owners Turn Evil
    I don't give my email address to just anyone who asks, especially a wait person. That is one jerkoff boss.
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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    11/20/09

    In reply to New York Restaurant Owners Turn Evil
    If any of the waitstaff is reading this story, remember how easy it is to make up fake email addresses when that creepy person asks you to Friend them?
    Same solution here. You can always blame "those FUCKING LAZY DISRESPECTFUL ASSHOLE customers" for spoofing your boss' crappy-assed spamming attempts.

    Bonus points for tracking down random emails of people working at the NYC Booze Police, health inspectors and sites catering to underaged escorts likely monitored by the FBI, and inviting them to your boss' email-palooza.
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    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    11/20/09

    In reply to New York Restaurant Owners Turn Evil
    Jack Welch is running a restaurant?
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    Image of Jes St.Lawrence Jes St.Lawrence
    11/20/09

    In reply to New York Restaurant Owners Turn Evil
    Wow! How did Vadim know what I was going to think of him? Is he psychic or that other thing?
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    Image of katastic katastic
    11/20/09

    In reply to New York Restaurant Owners Turn Evil
    Well, this post is all over Yelp now. Nice job, Vadim!
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    Image of Xylo Xylo
    11/20/09

    In reply to New York Restaurant Owners Turn Evil
    BTW, I'm in Toronto, but I guess that really is what winter's gonna look like soon, eh? I keep forgetting. :(((
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    Image of katastic katastic
    11/20/09

    In reply to New York Restaurant Owners Turn Evil
    Sample Paradou's fine cuisine- flavored with sweat and misery!
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    Image of fuzzymuffins fuzzymuffins
    11/20/09

    In reply to New York Restaurant Owners Turn Evil
    i think he wants to be famous for being a dick like that soup guy.
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    Image of hamburgerhotdog hamburgerhotdog
    11/20/09

    In reply to New York Restaurant Owners Turn Evil
    Here's vadim's email address - next time someone bugs you for an email address because it's sofuckingimportant, give them this: vadim@paradounyc.com
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    Image of FitnessMadeSimple FitnessMadeSimple
    11/20/09

    @hamburgerhotdog: I'm going to write this down on a post-it, which I will carry around with me, and use it any time I'm asked to provide an email address for something not-important.

    Thanks!
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    Image of Rozelle’s Bagman Rozelle’s Bagman
    11/20/09

    In reply to New York Restaurant Owners Turn Evil
    mmm, bellybutton Fluff.
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    Image of sanyucat sanyucat
    11/20/09

    @Rozelle’s Bagman: Once I had a boyfriend who always had this condition, and it always was the loveliest sky blue. Occasionally I still wonder about it.
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    Image of Xylo Xylo
    11/20/09

    @sanyucat: Blue towels? I'll bet he scrubbed his bellybutton when he dried off; sometimes they itch.
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    Image of merc6point9 merc6point9
    11/20/09

    @sanyucat: What I can never figure out is how mine will be the color of the sweater I was wearing that day, even though I wear a shirt underneath it. Does that lint magically travel through the shirt?!
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    Image of sanyucat sanyucat
    11/20/09

    @merc6point9: @Xylo: These are life's greatest mysteries. But I do know from personal experience that nobody likes having their belly button picked through and examined.
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