True Spelling Fact: every single letter in the word 'Jail' can be found in Juila Allison's first name.
Coincidence? Or Destiny.
Not convinced, huh? Well consider this second true spelling fact: every every single letter in the word 'Liaison' can be found in Juila Allison's last name (ok, so there's an extra 'i', but that actually makes perfect sense).
Fearless Prediction: Julia Allison will end up in a real life version of 'Caged Heat'. It's the role she was born to play, and everything you've seen to date has just been the slow unfolding of fate, unseen until too late - like Mickey Rourke's demise in 'Angel Heart'.
Only question now is who else will star in the inevitably low-grade but hot-as-ashes videotape?
as we know, i've never been a big julia allison fan, but this is pretty weak.
so people can't "un-friend" themselves?
she's a public person and is clearly not on facebook to actually be "friends" with people. do you think anyone who didn't actually consent to being friends with her gives a shit? i'm friends with fucking dane cook for christ's sake and have no idea why. but do i want to sue him, no.
five figures for non-society though? that's a crime.
I just deleted Gawker from my newsreader. The only thing more pathetic than Julia Allison herself is Gawker's elementary school playground pigtail-pulling crush on her. Go rub one out and save everyone the pain of another post about her.
This is why newspapers really shouldn't worry about being replaced by bloggers anymore than they should be worried about being replaced by high school newspapers...
@kenboy: No, you don't understand how Facebook works. You can and will appear in ads promoting that person or thing of which you are listed as a "fan" without your knowledge or approval. THAT is the issue.
In what year exactly did the cupcake become the Orgasmatron of young women? Because I am really not getting this trope, and it's now a totally tired cliche.
Can't we move on to profiteroles? Moon Pies? Pralines (shout-out, New Orleans!)?
04/26/09
Coincidence? Or Destiny.
Not convinced, huh? Well consider this second true spelling fact: every every single letter in the word 'Liaison' can be found in Juila Allison's last name (ok, so there's an extra 'i', but that actually makes perfect sense).
Fearless Prediction: Julia Allison will end up in a real life version of 'Caged Heat'. It's the role she was born to play, and everything you've seen to date has just been the slow unfolding of fate, unseen until too late - like Mickey Rourke's demise in 'Angel Heart'.
Only question now is who else will star in the inevitably low-grade but hot-as-ashes videotape?
04/25/09
so people can't "un-friend" themselves?
she's a public person and is clearly not on facebook to actually be "friends" with people. do you think anyone who didn't actually consent to being friends with her gives a shit? i'm friends with fucking dane cook for christ's sake and have no idea why. but do i want to sue him, no.
five figures for non-society though? that's a crime.
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This is why newspapers really shouldn't worry about being replaced by bloggers anymore than they should be worried about being replaced by high school newspapers...
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Sounds utterly ridiculous to me.
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She's not corporate, just a very sick, Michael Jackson-like woman.
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Stop already.
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Can't we move on to profiteroles? Moon Pies? Pralines (shout-out, New Orleans!)?
04/24/09
I think Madelines are poised for an ascension.
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Oh Bookish, you know you need nothing less than an eclair to be satiated.
04/24/09
I already said "lady fingers"--clean the wax out, resispsa.
04/24/09
Planet Pathetic: population 2,500.