That's nice Guy- you didn't marry someone you hated, his new admission is no revealation. "Madona can out dance and perform 23's year olds"-too bad she can't write her own material. There's a website by a girl named Aisha- it shows just how original Madonna really isn't. As a matter of fact Live 8 and her feed the world jimp, was also a plan, idea stolen from another's brilliant mind (Malcolm Mclaren-Bob Geldof-Live Aid). Madonna can also shut up alot of entertainers- with her publicist, and financial return, plus subversive business tactics- she has and does malign people, use their work- sometimes buy them out, and even ruin their lives. She's a capitalist, uses other's art to make money, her life would end without sucking the life out of other's work. "Swept Away" failed miserably, and Madona's album "American Life" was a rip off of Kylie Minogue- and actually not only did the greedy camera lovin' imitation of art, rip off Kylie but she spread out Kylies material into a few products, to really get more bang for her buck, and poor Kylie got cancer. Guy's just being nice- maybe the divorce settlement loot ran out or he is nervous she'll sabotage his new film release and wants to keep it on his good side.
@namemale: You're making me defend Madonna, so I'm not happy, but by the time Kylie Minogue had her first hit (with a remake no less) Madonna was already a global megastar. Also, the credits of every album lets you know what she does and does not write. They aren't state secrets. And Guy Ritchie is quite capable of sabotaging his own film work, thank you very much. He doesn't need his ex-wife's help.
my sister sent momma a text saying "happy m.d." and my slacker brother is crashing at the rents house and sleeping away a hangover in the basement. so, i think im finally the favorite today! at least i sent a card & called.
So you're jewish? My top two hardon fantasy ethnic types.
Sorry Kara. You are my top fantasy ever, but you need to shed the whole Scientology thing and I'll be all like Swedish is the shit. Until then, you are a nutty Scientologist. But I love you with all my heart and all my soul.
@ACunta Kinta: Eh fuckit. Jezebel is going to delete this screenname anyway. You soft piece of shit pining away for the love of your life only being allowed calls every 3 fucking weeks...
David Fucking Miscaviage. I've been coming for you near over 2 years and the body blow is coming soon.
@ACunta Kinta: I love you, you bad, bad waking dream on a chilly morning with no heat or hot water. I wish I were Kara. I love your comments. I could spend could eternity reading them.
My mother is a lunatic for mothers day. God help us if we don't have something prepared that required at least some advance planning and a good degree of thought as to what she wanted or could use.
And if it doesn't quite meet those standards, believe me you know about it. She will not think twice about saying 'what the hell is this' or 'are you fucking serious with this shit' or 'take this back' or something of the sort. Christmas is like this also.
Come to think of it, it's probably not an altogether healthy situation actually.
@WindowSeat: Good call. In honor of the postage increase this week, I bought mine a book of "Forever" First-Class Stamps, to symbolize my love for her. (Used one to mail them to her, but she didn't seem to mind.)
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hmm, well it also helps for her to have a birthday that's really close to mother's day, like my mom does."
I don't get this. How does this get her to not care about mother's day?
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Sorry Kara. You are my top fantasy ever, but you need to shed the whole Scientology thing and I'll be all like Swedish is the shit. Until then, you are a nutty Scientologist. But I love you with all my heart and all my soul.
Come home Kara. Come home!
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David Fucking Miscaviage. I've been coming for you near over 2 years and the body blow is coming soon.
Ya midget mother fucker.
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And if it doesn't quite meet those standards, believe me you know about it. She will not think twice about saying 'what the hell is this' or 'are you fucking serious with this shit' or 'take this back' or something of the sort. Christmas is like this also.
Come to think of it, it's probably not an altogether healthy situation actually.
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But my father will not ask her what she wants -- Birthday, Xmas, Mother's Day.
So I get a call. Dad, whispering, so Mother cannot hear.
Dad: Daughter. I need your help.
Me: Yes, Dad.
Whispering Dad: I need you to find out what your mother wants.
Me: Okay. (hangs up, calls mother on cell)
Me: Hi, Ma. Dad wants to know what you want.
Ma: OH, I want blah blah blah. And he can get it here and here. But here has the best price. I have circulars you can mail him.
Me: Calls Dad back.
I've been doing the same shit for 15 years now.
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I love your screen-name. Always wondered what was going on with Ms. Musso
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