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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/06/09

    In reply to Britney Spears Was Molested as a Young Girl, According to Her Hotmess Courtney Loves
    Come back when you sparkle or can turn into an eagle or some shit. - Most excellent turn of phrase.
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    Image of MattGaymon MattGaymon
    12/06/09

    In reply to Britney Spears Was Molested as a Young Girl, According to Her Hotmess Courtney Loves
    I was run down by a cab on my way to Buddakhan. I blame myself.
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    12/06/09

    In reply to Britney Spears Was Molested as a Young Girl, According to Her Hotmess Courtney Loves
    "laughing at Courtney Love's batshit claim that Britney Spears was molested as a young girl, and the British tabloid who's paying an unnamed female Spears family member to argue that she did. "

    Did what? I'm so confused.
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    12/06/09

    @bowleserised: Got molested? The sentence construction is confusing, but kind of British-sounding. Like, "I haven't ever snorted Pixy Stix from the floor of a drained jacuzzi, but I have it on good authority that Courtney Love has done."
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    bowleserised promoted this comment Edited by TargetLady at 12/06/09 11:10 PM TargetLady was starred TargetLady was unstarred
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    12/07/09

    @TargetLady: I'm British ;) But it sounds like it's the unnamed female Spears family member who did something, rather than Britney who had something done to her.
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    12/06/09

    In reply to Britney Spears Was Molested as a Young Girl, According to Her Hotmess Courtney Loves
    In 2003, shortly after Versace's murder, some pals and I were in South Beach walking south when we happened upon a mansion with a spotlight on it and maybe 15-20 people standing around staring at it. I didn't know right away this was Versace's old house, but suddenly this horrid white guy with a tilted baseball cap starts to loudly explain to his friend "Yea yea this is where that fashion faggot got gunned down!" and he proceeded to re-enact the shooting as if he were Cool Moe D cast in some thug ghetto shoot'em-up -- he crouched behind a pillar and jumped out and pretended to point a gun, er, sorry, gat, sideways at Versace, and yelled "Blam, blam, die, faggot!"

    Some notes:
    1. Chad Wiggerton likely did not realize the shooter was Versace's ex-lover, and likely did not use the word "faggot"

    2. The shooter probably did not hold his weapon sideways.

    Nonetheless, his editorializing of the event was hilariously grand, and all of the onlookers made sure his role in the douchebaggery world was maintained.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    12/06/09

    @lobstr: Uh, that's not awful. Miami's full of characters. Always fun to see people go to South Beach who are otherwise total troglodytes, and how they experience it.

    Also, where's that video of you and the Koala Pillow? I was trying to explain this to someone the other day and kept laughing too hard to find it.
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    Image of ParahSalin ParahSalin
    12/06/09

    @lobstr: The shooter wasn't Versace's ex-lover, he was some nut who maybe met him once at a charity event. I used to see Versace and his partner on the beach and walking the streets of South Beach, and he was always super gracious to people asking for pictures or autographs. He'd been in a long term relationship, and wouldn't have touched Andrew Cunanan with a ten foot pole.
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    12/06/09

    @Foster Kamer: ah, yes, Koalie.

    Did you mean the time the WB fell for my tale of how he saved my life from errant tornado-blown shards of glass: [haxxor.tv]

    or this ol' ditty, same channel:
    [haxxor.tv]

    then there's this'n:
    [haxxor.tv] (that thar tornado got him a lot of exposure!)

    the all-time classic Yolanda-distractor:
    [haxxor.tv]

    and bonus points for the Koalie news hax via t-shirt: [haxxor.tv]

    I was unaware you were a Koalie fan :[]
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    12/06/09

    @ParahSalin: ah, whoops, guilty as charged for being equally as uninformed as Glocky Douchebaggala.. I guess I was just recounting what I remember from the press.. (cuz, you know, wiki wasn't around in '03 to misinform us, heh) ..

    but I still maintain Versace was probably not called a "faggot" and shot at with the sideways gangster-grip when he was being accosted.
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    Image of ParahSalin ParahSalin
    12/06/09

    @lobstr: No problem, it's just that I used to work in the fashion industry, and there were so many awful people who deserved to get shot in the head, and Versace wasn't one of them. Sadly, that's how it always seems to go (note the number of Bush death threats vs. Obama death threats). I'm pretty sure Cunanan didn't call Versace a "faggot" before he killed him since he was gay himself. I think he just wanted to go out in a blaze of glory after a killing spree, and decided Versace was an easy target because he was so accessible. I'll always remember walking behind him and his partner one day on Collins Avenue, and some young couple stopped him and the girl posed with Versace and his partner while her boyfriend snapped pictures and he gave them autographs. I remember when I heard he was murdered I felt like I'd been punched in the gut.
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    Image of Hiroine Protagonist Hiroine Protagonist
    12/06/09

    In reply to Britney Spears Was Molested as a Young Girl, According to Her Hotmess Courtney Loves
    "Hotmess Courtney Love reports that hotmess Britney Spears molested a kid. "

    This is how rumours start, children.
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    12/06/09

    @Hiroine Protagonist: Just because Courtney love is mentally four, doesn't mean it was child abuse.
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    Image of Hiroine Protagonist Hiroine Protagonist
    12/06/09

    @raincoaster: I feel like you missed the point completely. Am I right? I think I am.
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    12/06/09

    @Hiroine Protagonist: I think not. Parse it again, with the original title and contents in mind, not the EDITED version you now see.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/06/09

    In reply to Britney Spears Was Molested as a Young Girl, According to Her Hotmess Courtney Loves
    "Glenn Beck's job is to stick his dick in your ear."

    Aural sex?
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    12/06/09

    @AzureTexan: He likes to make sweet, sweet lobe.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/06/09

    @DahlELama: And he likes a good, hard cochlea.
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    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    12/06/09

    @AzureTexan: Those rumors about him being into c-anal are true, then?
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    Edited by PaisleyPajamas at 12/06/09 1:44 PM PaisleyPajamas was starred PaisleyPajamas was unstarred
    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/06/09

    @PaisleyPajamas: Yes, but sadly, he's a very selfish lover — it's never about EUstachian tubes, it's always about HIMstachian tubes.
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    Image of pony_express pony_express
    12/06/09

    @AzureTexan: Earwax poetic.
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    Image of JohanPaladin JohanPaladin
    12/06/09

    @AzureTexan: Shinshi shinshi. I can't find the video but you should see a great episode of SNL from like 2000 with a PHENOMENAL sketch starring Christopher Walken and I think Ana Gasteyer as lovers, guests of the wonderful LOVAHS Will Ferrell and Rachel Dratch. Jacuzzi. Native Drumming. I think its on Will Ferrell's best of collection.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/06/09

    @pony_express: That's when you start swabbing partners, right?
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    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    12/06/09

    @AzureTexan: You'll end up with a bug in your ear your doctor can't cure.
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    Image of pony_express pony_express
    12/06/09

    @AzureTexan: I think with Beck, it is more a case of banging one's own eardrum and inviting others to watch...
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    Image of Airvault Airvault
    12/06/09

    In reply to Britney Spears Was Molested as a Young Girl, According to Her Hotmess Courtney Loves
    Look for "Lil Warry" to blow up big in '10, yo.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    12/06/09

    In reply to Britney Spears Was Molested as a Young Girl, According to Her Hotmess Courtney Loves
    16 items. Bang-bang.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    12/06/09

    @Foster Kamer: You are a wizard. I believe this trumps "sparkly werewolf."
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    Image of mamacrass mamacrass
    12/06/09

    @Foster Kamer: Yes, and the lead story is wrong.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    12/06/09

    @mamacrass: Hmm, you do appear to be right--looks like the claim is that Jamie molested Britney as a girl...eep.
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    Image of VerdaKremlin VerdaKremlin
    12/06/09

    @Foster Kamer: 16 incoherent items. Denton pays by the word in blow on Sunday mornings? Great.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    12/06/09

    @VerdaKremlin: It's not part of the full-time package yet, but we're in negotiations, plus backpay for expenses.
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    Image of JohanPaladin JohanPaladin
    12/06/09

    @Foster Kamer: Some of your posts have seemed rather crazed lately.
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    Foster Kamer promoted this comment JohanPaladin was starred JohanPaladin was unstarred
    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    12/06/09

    @JohanPaladin: I promise, all I've had is coffee this morning. We safe the hard stuff for the nights.
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    Image of SanFranLefty SanFranLefty
    11/24/09

    In reply to What the Hell's Wrong with Gavin Newsom?
    Publisher of our local fish wrap/Sharon Stone's ex piles on Mayor McDreamy and his demands to dictate all press interviews:

    [www.sfgate.com]
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    Image of erebekah erebekah
    11/24/09

    In reply to What the Hell's Wrong with Gavin Newsom?
    "But then, when it was time to talk about the city's finance problem, Newsom seemed out of patience." Gee... you think?
    And his off the record comments being broadcast, despite the anchor and reporter's lame attempts to justify, simply demonstrates a lack of professionalism and a lack of integrity.
    Newsom has been good for that city, both politically and in terms of public relations. He has his shortcomings, as do we all, but he does not deserve to be raked over the coals by this Fox News wannabe.
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    Image of SanFranLefty SanFranLefty
    11/24/09

    @erebekah: He hasn't been too great for this city for those of us who are actual residents and remember his campaign promises and see the lack of concrete action because he's too busy jetting off to Davos to talk about his biodiesel limousine, while the unsolved murder rate skyrockets and 11 year old kids coming home from school on Muni are stabbed by psycho homeless guys.
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    Image of ngonzogo ngonzogo
    11/23/09

    In reply to What the Hell's Wrong with Gavin Newsom?
    Obviously an ambush in the greatest tradition of Couric/Palin. For shame main stream media!
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    TheSometimesWhy promoted this comment ngonzogo was starred ngonzogo was unstarred
    Image of TheSometimesWhy TheSometimesWhy
    11/24/09

    @ngonzogo: Isn't it funny how you Palin supporters refer to any instance in which Ms. Palin makes an ass out of her self (which is to say whenever she opens her mouth) as an ambush?

    And making the "mainstream media" the fall guy for your alleged ambush is like blaming the trees for a forest fire.

    If there is shame to go around here, Champ, take a look in the mirror...
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    Image of Sleepyhead Sleepyhead
    11/24/09

    @TheSometimesWhy: Sarcasm recognition fail.
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    TheSometimesWhy promoted this comment Sleepyhead was starred Sleepyhead was unstarred
    Image of ngonzogo ngonzogo
    11/24/09

    @TheSometimesWhy: /headslap
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    ngonzogo was starred ngonzogo was unstarred
    Image of ngonzogo ngonzogo
    11/24/09

    @Sleepyhead: Next time I put on the red nose and floppy feet first.
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    TheSometimesWhy promoted this comment ngonzogo was starred ngonzogo was unstarred
    Image of TheSometimesWhy TheSometimesWhy
    11/24/09

    @Sleepyhead: With all due respect and contrition, I don't feel the least bit bad about not catching ngonzogo's sarcasm. I think it's because I have ODd on people voicing sentiments with that exact pitch/tone, and neutron microscopes couldn't find any sarcasm, irony, fill-in-the-subtext-of-your choice in those posts.

    Another casualty of the state of the republic--sarcasm has been rendered moot.



    #tips
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    TheSometimesWhy was starred TheSometimesWhy was unstarred
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    11/24/09

    @ngonzogo: No need, ngonzogo. Please read above with my sincere apology for pouncing inappropriately.

    Although it occurs to me that a red nose and floppy feet are rarely a bad fashion choice...
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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    11/23/09

    In reply to You'll Miss Paris Hilton Now That She's Gone
    What are young girls for if not to get in trouble?
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    Image of thatgirlinnewyork thatgirlinnewyork
    11/23/09

    In reply to You'll Miss Paris Hilton Now That She's Gone
    before you think the pendulum is swinging back, remember that we have sarah palin and her colorful brood.
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    Image of Iamdoingit Iamdoingit
    11/23/09

    In reply to What the Hell's Wrong with Gavin Newsom?
    I actually liked him with the gay stuff but he did get all obnoxious and the office affair was tacky and sad.

    Also, you need to post an update Pareene as he has basically become obsessed with tweeting every damn public event he steps foot in.

    [twitter.com]

    I swear he is going to drop a letter at the post office and write about the wonderful work those brave carriers are doing. Relax brah.
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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    11/24/09

    @Iamdoingit: It would have been spectacular had Newsom had the presence of mind to say, "I tweet every damn public event I step in, Woodward. Why not earn the Pulitzer for investigative journalism by uncovering where I've been by - I donno - subscribing?!"
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    11/23/09

    In reply to You'll Miss Paris Hilton Now That She's Gone
    I seemed to remember that as soon as Paris went on Larry King, post-jail, the thunderstorm blew over and the
    media backed off of her. I think the public saw a little glimmer of her humanity and not just a spoiled, dopey, racist heiress. I'm not defending her; just making an observation.

    Or Larry is magic.
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    Image of cpjones cpjones
    11/23/09

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: Didn't really work for Chris Brown though, but that's because he sucks worse than Paris.
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