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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    09/28/09

    In reply to Pay No Attention to the Bulls Literally Rampaging Through Urban Streets
    The metaphor is perfection -- the Paterson, N.J. bull escaped from the slaughterhouse. The Wall Street bull won't be so fortunate.
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    Image of NatalieGodinka NatalieGodinka
    09/28/09

    In reply to Pay No Attention to the Bulls Literally Rampaging Through Urban Streets
    The important thing is that the bull is now safe, unharmed, and on its way to the slaughterhouse.
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    09/28/09

    In reply to Pay No Attention to the Bulls Literally Rampaging Through Urban Streets
    After a presentation that included a video about "the world-class brands at NBC Universal," a host of the breakfast, Bethenny Frankel of "The Real Housewives of New York City" on Bravo, narrated a tour of the displays. But it was hard to hear her over the increasingly loud chatter of attendees who preferred schmoozing to being pitched.

    Anything that can drown out that bitch's incessant yammering whine has my vote. 5 minutes of her grating voice is like being in the Witness Protection Program and being forced to live in a dressing room of a Florida Burdine's, circa 1987.
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    Image of blix blix
    09/28/09

    In reply to Pay No Attention to the Bulls Literally Rampaging Through Urban Streets
    Perhaps we should introduce the bull to the Chelsea clemency cow.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    09/28/09

    In reply to Pay No Attention to the Bulls Literally Rampaging Through Urban Streets
    Police tried to corral the bull by lassoing a rope around the animal's neck, but it dragged officers down the street instead.

    Wow. Police are shockingly stupid.
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    Image of nozer nozer
    09/28/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: Does that really shock you? Really? I'm more shocked that they were able to create a lasso.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    09/28/09

    @nozer:
    -Okay Vinnie, now what da fuck you think we should do with this.
    -Well, let's get a rope, okay? I can tie a slip knot.
    -You can tie a what?
    -A slip knot. Fuck.
    -Okay.
    -Okay.
    -So now what?
    -Well.... now we go put this rope around the neck of a 1400 pound animal.
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    Image of blix blix
    09/28/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: Physics chalked up another victory today.
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    Image of Ogiri W Surie Ogiri W Surie
    11/06/08

    In reply to These 10,000 Newspapers Will Pay Off Down The Line
    I think any of the elusive 20,000 copies of the Wasilla Daily Bear declaring Palin wins Presidency are more keepsake-worthy.
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    11/06/08

    @Ogiri W Surie: Did they rename the Wasilla Towne Yeller Dispatch?
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    Image of karion karion
    11/06/08

    In reply to These 10,000 Newspapers Will Pay Off Down The Line
    My parents have a house there and I freaking love the area. Bellingham is quintessential Pacific Northwest.
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    11/06/08

    In reply to These 10,000 Newspapers Will Pay Off Down The Line
    Grandpa Got Run Over By A Newspaper Truck
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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    11/06/08

    In reply to These 10,000 Newspapers Will Pay Off Down The Line
    I have a copy of the Memphis paper from the day Elvis died. What'll you give me for it?
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/06/08

    @Lizawithazee: I have that too. Saving it for my kid so he understands the Jesus of the 20th century.
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    Image of LipstickLibrarian LipstickLibrarian
    11/06/08

    In reply to These 10,000 Newspapers Will Pay Off Down The Line
    " . . . garage full of rotting copies . . . "


    Nah, he'll be able to fit them all in a linen closet, with room left over for a few hand towels.

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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11/06/08

    In reply to These 10,000 Newspapers Will Pay Off Down The Line
    Yeah, I'm seeing visions of family being called in to rescue grandpa from his newspaper menagerie.
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    11/06/08

    In reply to These 10,000 Newspapers Will Pay Off Down The Line
    This will somehow transform into an old family tale of how grandpa tried to single handedly save the newspaper industry from the internet.
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    Image of GirlyWhirl GirlyWhirl
    11/06/08

    In reply to These 10,000 Newspapers Will Pay Off Down The Line
    Well, if his kids ever move they'll be all set with paper to wrap the dishes in.
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    Image of quatrevingtquatre quatrevingtquatre
    11/06/08

    In reply to These 10,000 Newspapers Will Pay Off Down The Line
    Bellingham is where old people go to die.
    Seriously.
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    Image of ian spiegelman ian spiegelman
    11/06/08

    @thatonegirlsays: No, you're thinking of The Daily Beast.
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    Image of firebrand firebrand
    11/06/08

    @thatonegirlsays: If by "old people" you mean college students, then yeah.
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    Image of ian spiegelman ian spiegelman
    11/06/08

    @firebrand: I mean old fool-ass writers from her last incarnation in the 90's who like to tell stale-ass jokes about learning "The Lingo" as in "I think it's called 'blogging'... I'm still learning the lingo." Her featured asses, not the kids doing nuts and bolts stuff.
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    Image of T.S._delegate T.S._delegate
    11/06/08

    In reply to These 10,000 Newspapers Will Pay Off Down The Line
    I'm collecting the discarded hopes and dreams of white supremacists all over the nation.


    I plan to sell them as souvenirs in the coming years. Tokens of an era gone by, and all that.

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