Stephen Colbert Really Wants the New iPad
On tonight's Report, Stephen Colbert remarked that he'd been depressed for the last few days. Why? It turns out that Colbert's upset that he has to wait *four more days* for the new iPad—he wants it now!
Conan Gives Apple a New Slogan — "The iPad 2: You'll Buy it No Matter What We Say"
Conan aired a commercial that explains exactly how the cynics feel about the new iPad 2. Add a blinding white background and a bunch of Conan staffers in black tee's—and you've got yourself a spot-on parody!
