Ryan: If you're going to make fun of Mac fanboys speculating on insane shit that they want to see announced at an Apple event, could you at least have the decency to cross-post it to Gizmodo.
Nothing irks me like someone without the guts to insult me to my face.
Why do these people list what kind of computers they have underneath their signature like it's a part of their vital organs?
Do these people jizz in their pants when Apple make a press announcement?
NYU law required me to have a Windows laptop to take my exams (we weren't allowed to have a Mac laptop with Bootcamp, etc., so my almost-new Powerbook was out), and yes, I could get that counted in my federally-subsidized loans. Why is this news again, other than some obnoxious not-yet-a-journalism-student thinks that there's a conspiracy behind it?
So Steve Jobs has been been irresponsibly denying Steve Jobs the medical treatments that might have saved Steve Jobs' life?
I think that horrible. How could Steve Jobs do such a thing?
If Steve Jobs dies, he'll have no one but Steve Jobs to blame. And then, for the rest of his life, Steve Jobs will have to live with the guilt of having caused his own death.
It's a bit early to be skimming the files for his obituary. And FYI, those examples you give to justify your assertion that Jobs has hubris: They all seem like incredibly forward-thinking innovations from a remarkable man.
I'm not an Apple girl, but I know when credit is due. Hope he gets better.
I wish him the best, but as someone who covered Jobs for years, worse than being fast-and-loose with the truth is the fact that he studiously never groomed a successor. He was, I think paranoid at the prospect of ever losing his baby again (as if that could ever happen). His bad to the Apple shareholders, who are in a fine mess to come up with a replacement who is cult.
These are interesting observations, but they presume to come from a place inside his head that none of us have access to. I think it's still a little too early to try to mold him into a mythical character, equipped with the stock dramatic motivations.
But I could just be coming from an emotional place right now. Either way, let's not bury him before he's dead.
@iplaudius: There is also nothing wrong with living in denial about declining health. It's very natural. I was in denial for about 3 months that I couldn't stop losing weight because of an illness. It wasn't until I hit 99 pounds that I realized I needed to make life changes.
I don't think MS is ready to give up the ghost just yet! As a dedicated Zune consumer, I certainly hope not. I don't know what the actual market share is, but I am sure that Microsoft turning a healthy profit on the Anti-Ipod.
Should I even bother mentioning that the "recent glitch which rendered a popular Zune model dead on New Year's" was completely due to the processor HARDWARE, not the Microsoft software?
You know, I would say stand up and something, but I feel so bad that they canned every single Valleywag writer (except Owen) that I can't bring myself to do it. Owen's almost-accurate reporting is as good as it gets, and I love the big bear.
@WagCurious: No, it was software. It was a bug in the driver code for a specific chip, but it was most definitely the driver software, not the chip itself. See for yourself.
@HeartBurnKid, creepy morbid freak: OK, I dumbed down my comment for the new Gawker readers... I should have said "a driver written by Freescale, not Microsoft software".
The problem is they haven't forced a monopoly in any other business than OS, which has funded all of their ill-considered failures in other businesses. If I were an MS shareholder I'd want them to forget about everything else and just keep milking the OS and give me all the money they save in pointless R&D.
@formerly it takes a lot to laugh: They also have what amounts to a monopoly in office software. And yeah, they "forced" that - they used to have real competition there (remember WordPerfect?). They get more money from Office than they do from Windows these days. So it can be done, and the payoff can be enormous. One success out of 20 is probably more than worth it for them.
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Nothing irks me like someone without the guts to insult me to my face.
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Do these people jizz in their pants when Apple make a press announcement?
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Gawd, that's about the most mawkish thing I've ever read! At least let the poor bastard die before you embalm him in schmaltz!
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I think that horrible. How could Steve Jobs do such a thing?
If Steve Jobs dies, he'll have no one but Steve Jobs to blame. And then, for the rest of his life, Steve Jobs will have to live with the guilt of having caused his own death.
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I'm not an Apple girl, but I know when credit is due. Hope he gets better.
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But I could just be coming from an emotional place right now. Either way, let's not bury him before he's dead.
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The public announcements of public company and public figure —
however confusing, outrageous, counterfactual —
these are not the man’s private thoughts.
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You know, I would say stand up and something, but I feel so bad that they canned every single Valleywag writer (except Owen) that I can't bring myself to do it. Owen's almost-accurate reporting is as good as it gets, and I love the big bear.
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That's Stevie Gods, the GREAT iNOvator.
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"Noted all it's failures" is closer to the mark. And then there's Microsoft, which seems unable to take note of anything at all.
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