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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    04/24/09

    In reply to Still Waiting for Watters
    To those suggesting pissing in bottles, a horrible true tale: years ago I was attending a university in the Deep South (lasted only one year before high-tailing it back to the Midwest) and my brother and his friend decided to drive me back after spring break so they could check out the Joe Namath stuff there, among other things. During this multi-hour event, my brother drank an entire 2-litre bottle of Dr. Pepper. The result is obvious. His solution was simply to "re-fill" the 2-litre bottle. By the time we arrived at our destination (he had refused to get rid of it during and I would not touch it), we had a 2-litre bottle of warm piss rolling around the car. Not only did it look and smell disgusting, I was trapped in a small car with my brother -- my brother, for crying out loud -- peeing in a bottle! All I ask is that if you're going to do this, gentlemen, please don't do it in my company.


    Thank you for listening.

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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    04/24/09

    In reply to Still Waiting for Watters
    Dude! get a Stadium Buddy.

    [en.wikipedia.org]
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    Image of The Real JR The Real JR
    04/24/09

    In reply to Still Waiting for Watters
    If the Astronaut Triangle case was any sort of primer on how to do this right..


    Various wigs

    Adult diapers

    tear gas in the back


    The lady was a friggin scientist so she totally thought the whole thing out. We need to google her steelo to up the stalking game.

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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    04/24/09

    In reply to Still Waiting for Watters
    Aw look! That close-up of you thinking whilst gazing out the window has a wedding ring! Somehow I imagined Gawker was full of singles ready to mingle.
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    Image of belltolls belltolls
    04/24/09

    In reply to Still Waiting for Watters
    John: think "Dog the Bounty Hunter".
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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    04/24/09

    In reply to Still Waiting for Watters
    You're totally messing with his ability to go after that Godless science geek Steven Hawking.
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    Image of Kittens are Furever Kittens are Furever
    04/24/09

    In reply to Still Waiting for Watters
    Why dn't y thrw fw mltv (sp?) ccktls thrgh th wndws? Tht shld rt vryn t f th bldng wtht t mny cslts.
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    Image of TRexstasy TRexstasy
    04/24/09

    @SuzieQ I Love You: I like the way you think.
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    04/24/09

    In reply to Still Waiting for Watters
    To follow up on my previous comment:


    If faced with a similar situation, Les Stroud would piss in the cup and used the warmth to heat his core.


    Bear Grylls would also piss in the cup, and then (showman that he is), drink it on camera. However, he would also have left the stake-out immediately after the cameras turned off to go to the chicest boutique hotel around.


    So, I put the question to you again, Les or Bear?

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    Image of Fate'sBitch Fate'sBitch
    04/24/09

    @resipsaloquacious: yeah, but Les Stroud would piss in the cup and then whine about how hard it is to piss in a cup, and no one in the history of the world has ever had it hard as he has it now. He would then go on to sit and whine about how cold it is, how hungry he is, how dangerous this is, his parents, god and really anything else that might come to mind before walking to a road and picking up his ride.
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    Image of ohgee ohgee
    04/24/09

    @Fate'sBitch:


    Don't forget, he would also be wailing out on his harmonica.

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    Image of mommy_dearest mommy_dearest
    04/24/09

    @ohgee: By now, he would have taken the harmonica apart to make a guillotine trap for a squirrel. Then he would act all surprised when no squirrels were dumb enough to stick their heads in.
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    04/24/09

    @Fate'sBitch:


    How dare you.

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    Image of Fate'sBitch Fate'sBitch
    04/24/09

    @resipsaloquacious: Sorry babe. Bear Grylls all the way. That show is like porn for me. Run up that mountain! Climb that tree! Jump in that frigid water and swim! Take your clothes off and do naked push ups! I can't not watch it.
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    Image of Hamilton Nolan Hamilton Nolan
    04/24/09

    In reply to Still Waiting for Watters
    John, do you see fellow members of the media joining you in a spontaneous united outpouring against Fox News' shady tactics yet?
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    Image of seancasio seancasio
    04/24/09

    In reply to Still Waiting for Watters
    empty snapple bottles make great urinals, dude. it's the method of choice here in brooklyn.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    04/24/09

    @seancasio: Glass breaks when it's rolling around wildly on the floor of the Crown Vic as you chase the subject's Mustang.
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    Image of seancasio seancasio
    04/24/09

    @CaptainFantastic: you're right, dude. Plastic, people!
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    04/24/09

    In reply to Still Waiting for Watters
    I hope you picked up some Gatorade bottles to piss in (they are easier to use than soda bottles).
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    04/24/09

    @CaptainFantastic:


    My father always referred to this technique as the "Thunder Jug".

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    Image of TRexstasy TRexstasy
    04/24/09

    In reply to Still Waiting for Watters
    Hang in there, John. Stalking is a craft. You'll get the hang of it. You need a Scully to make iced tea runs and cover you for those crucial potty breaks.
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    04/24/09

    In reply to Still Waiting for Watters
    I'm telling everyone this was totally my idea. Sort of. Because of that comment I posted.
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    Image of cupcakes cupcakes
    04/24/09

    @MisterHippity: As you should!
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    04/24/09

    @cupcakes: Normally I wouldn't be so vain and presumptous (who me?). But Gawker did feature that comment last week on the home page (as one of these things: [gawker.com]). So that's good enough for me ... I'm taking credit.


    I lead a fairly lackluster existence, so I need to claim these petty accomplishments wherever I can.

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    Image of Ladies and Gentlemen-Mr. Burt Bacharach Ladies and Gentlemen-Mr. Burt Bacharach
    04/24/09

    In reply to Still Waiting for Watters
    I think you would have a bit more success if you had brought Dan Akroyd and Tom Hanks with you. I just have a feeling.
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    Image of cupcakes cupcakes
    04/24/09

    @Ladies and Gentlemen-Mr. Burt Bacharach: Or Rosie O'Donnell!
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    Image of bjonston bjonston
    04/02/09

    In reply to The Enemies List Behind Fox News' Paranoid Rage
    I can't wait until the day Bill O'Reilly dies on the toilet as a result of blood loss from an open, festering, bleeding hemorrhoid. With a loofa in one hand, a coke mirror in the other and his pants around his ankles.
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