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johnivdaly
11/05/09

[news.bbc.co.uk]

"A U2 show marking the 20th anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall has run into controversy - after organisers built a wall around the venue."

#tips #irony #u2
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raincoaster
11/02/09

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That's not ironic. It's just proof. #thisisengland
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Tart of Darkness
11/02/09

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Everyone is always so surprised that rewarding and promoting antisocial activity results in more antisocial activity. As a species we are amazingly prolific and unbelievably immune to learning from the consequences of our own acts. #thisisengland
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goetz
11/02/09

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I think IKEA did the go over. #thisisengland
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AndPreciousLittleofThat
11/02/09

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ART: Because the only thing better than a shitty tag is a shitty tag made with a stencil. #thisisengland
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BadUncle
09/14/09

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So, this must mean Tony Robbins is our poet laureate.
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psybab
09/13/09

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For the secret of the woman who wrote "The Secret," please see the Lady Gaga article above.
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Foster Kamer
09/13/09

@psybab: ZOMG. Everyone has a peen these days. It's crazy.
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psybab
09/13/09

@Foster Kamer: I had one way before it became fashionable, though.
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TRexstasy
09/13/09

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For a sad, desperate six months I worked at Borders and we used to joke about what edition of these books the customers were there to buy: "Chicken Soup for the Serial Killer's Soul", "Chicken Soup for the Junkie Child Molester's Soul", "Chicken Soup for the Uptight, Bleach Blonde Head of the Co-Op Committee's Soul".

You should try it, sometime. It's fun.
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snugbug
09/13/09

@TRexstasy: "Chicken Soup for Barely Employed Journalists whose Truer Unpaid Job is Commenting on Gawker."
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snugbug
09/13/09

@TRexstasy: Wait, one more: "Chicken Soup for Aforesaid Journalists who Obsessively Watch Food Network Programs and are Currently Contemplating a Career Shift to Cookery."
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ms_priestypants
09/13/09

@snugbug: "Chicken Soup for the Clergy Person Who is Pulling her Hair Out Trying to Undo all the Horrible Pie-in-the-Sky Psycho-theology in These Chicken Soup Books Which People Also Give Her Regularly As Gifts".
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My_Latest_Incarnation
09/14/09

@TRexstasy: "Chicken Soup For The Self-Help Mogul's Soul, And By Soup We Mean Masseuse, And By Masseuse We Mean Hooker, Not Massage Therapist"
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superconnected (is it time to leave?)
09/13/09

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In Beth Lisick's comedic memoir from a few years ago, Everybody Into the Pool, there's a scene (or two, can't recall) with this guy. I can't remember if she dates/fucks him or the guy in this guy's band .... but yeah. If you want this story a bit more fleshed out/insight on his character, check it out. And no, I am not Beth Lisick, nor do I know her. (Although I did want to BE her when I was sixteen...)
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shag_carpet_bomb
09/13/09

@superconnected (is it time to leave?): I knew them in SF. Her husband played in a band with Oren, who was a trainwreck, (drugs) but an incredible musician. He played about 10 instruments that I knew of. I hope he stays clean, too much talent to waste.
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txori
09/13/09

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this article title is golden.
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RandomLunatic
09/13/09

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I once worked at a TV station where I had the pleasure of watching H. Jackson Brown, of "Life's Little Instruction Books" fame, have an absolute shitfit from hell because his IFB (in-ear headphone that let him hear his interviewers) was fucking up. Dude cussed everyone in the studio, got up and stormed out live. Good times.
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johnny_carsick
09/13/09

@RandomLunatic: WE'LL DO IT...WE'LL DO IT LIVE! FUCK IT!
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RandomLunatic
09/13/09

@johnny_carsick: Jeez. Now that you mention it, it was a lot like that. Seriously.
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Tremonius
09/13/09

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The very greatest commentary on comestibles and consciousness-raising was delivered on the old Dick Cavett show by one "Jerome I. Rodale, the publisher of (among other things) Today’s Health Magazine." Besides offering a concotion of asparugus boiled in urine, a notable quote from the evening by Mr Rodale: ""I’ve decided to live to be a hundred." He famously did not last to the next commercial.

[cavett.blogs.nytimes.com]
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pony_express
09/13/09

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A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Actually, I believe there are some very good self-help books out there, especially the ones that delve into psychobiology, written by therapists and are based on actual research. The tripe is easy to spot, they all claim happiness can be achieved by one, over-arching, simple technique. The Secret, for example, galls me no end. I live in LA and cannot tell you how many people I've met who have quoted The Secret, grrrr.
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PaisleyPajamas
09/13/09

@pony_express: Interestingly, Jack Canfield is featured in the video for "The Secret." He tells a very candid story about how he was really broke and "decided" he was going to make $100K. According to the story, this was the beginning of the Chicken Soup books.
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snugbug
09/13/09

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"Do as the priest says, not as the priest does" phenom.

Now by the love of G_d, do NOT tell me that author/pastor Robert Fulghum, he of the enormous early '90s inspirational bestseller "All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten: Uncommon Thoughts on Common Things" is also a crook-douche. I sorta learned English by reading that book.
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MissTicklebritches
09/13/09

@snugbug: Fulghum was the commencement speaker when I graduated from Smith eons ago. Oh, the irony.
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snugbug
09/13/09

@MissTicklebritches: Oy, we is old, my friend. I've resisted revisiting that book. I suspect my cynical now-self would find it ridiculous; and I just want to preserve my 14-year-old memory that it's a cordial and inspiring bit of confessional lit.
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La Mareada
09/13/09

@MissTicklebritches: I'd post a shout out to our class, but we really don't need to reveal our age. We had Fulghum in person, but every other commencement that year had the speaker cribbing from his book.
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PaisleyPajamas
09/13/09

@snugbug: Everything I needed to know, I learned from cats: If you can get a gig where they feed you, clean up after you, let you nap all day, and all you have to do is chase a fake mouse around for their amusement a few minutes a day--TAKE IT!
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snugbug
09/13/09

@La Mareada: Oh eff it. Mid-30s here person here. Yeah, bi*tches: I was born in the fashion-challenged decade they call "the '70s," and my first conscious memory is my dad--in pink shirt with a ginormous collar--bouncing me up and down against the skies and imitating bird-twitter to amuse me.
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CountFosco
09/13/09

@snugbug: Fulghum gave me herpes.
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snugbug
09/13/09

@CountFosco: Fulghum gave me tween-age enlightenment. Unlike you, I used a condom.
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La Mareada
09/13/09

@snugbug: Easy to say when your still mid 30s! I don't care about revealing my age, but there's at least two of us ladies of certain age on this thread. I wouldn't presume to speak for Miss Ticklebritches.(Maybe she was that extremely precocious 11 year old in the class.)
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ampersandparade
08/22/09

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I don't enjoy the correlation between having to know what hipsters like so that one must know what they do not like. I'd rather there just be a blog called "What I Know Or Care About Concerning Hipsters," and it is just blank, and seven months later there is a coffee table book with three hundred empty white pages. I'll take my $40,000 now, St. Martin's.
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