The Lines Are Now Closed

Many thanks to the handful of you who left messages for us yesterday and today at the Permanent Mission of the Republic of Uzbekistan. (The imaginary one, at least.) His Excellency will return your call just as soon as possible. Or, you know, not.
Who Wants to Meet One of the World's Worst Dictators?
Islam Karimov is the autocratic leader of Uzbekistan and a man routinely described as one of the worst dictators on earth by the likes of Human Rights Watch and Amnesty International. (The group Common Dreams once suggested he's so bad that he made Saddam "look good.") Since taking over the oil and gas-rich country…
