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    Zombie JFK Urges Green Revolution

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    Image of DoctorEcks DoctorEcks
    10/30/08

    In reply to Zombie JFK Urges Green Revolution
    @katastic and @MrMoustache

    You both made me laugh out loud (and I NEVER laugh out loud) - well done!
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    Image of Iceland Spar Iceland Spar
    10/29/08

    In reply to Zombie JFK Urges Green Revolution
    I hate these commercials - I do NOT want Zombie Iceland_Spar endorsing anything post-mortem.


    Copywright to a person's likeness should be perserved upon death and be able to pass through will or otherwise.

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    Image of Iceland Spar Iceland Spar
    10/29/08

    @Iceland_Spar: Um, pay no attention to the Buster Keaton image in my avatar while reading my last post.
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    Image of blogissuchanuglyword blogissuchanuglyword
    10/29/08

    In reply to Zombie JFK Urges Green Revolution
    The plus side with dead people is that he can't get caught dumping SVUs filled with polar bears into the ocean or anything to undermine their campaign.
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    Image of bringmemyTofu bringmemyTofu
    10/29/08

    In reply to Zombie JFK Urges Green Revolution
    Joe Quimby is a pain in the ass most of the time, but I agree with his stance on climate change.
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    10/29/08

    In reply to Zombie JFK Urges Green Revolution
    This is almost as tasteless as the Honeybaked Ham Co.'s ads featuring Zombie Mama Cass.
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    10/29/08

    @scroll_lock: If Karen Carpenter had eaten that sandwich instead of Mama Cass, they'd both be alive today.
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    10/29/08

    @Claire Buoyant: True, but Karen had already consumed her grape for the day and was sated.
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    Image of Hiphopopotamus Hiphopopotamus
    10/29/08

    In reply to Zombie JFK Urges Green Revolution
    I didn't know Mayor Quimby felt so strongly about global warming.
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    Image of bringmemyTofu bringmemyTofu
    10/29/08

    @Hiphopopotamus: Dang it. Two minutes too late.
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    10/29/08

    In reply to Zombie JFK Urges Green Revolution
    Maybe next time they could just get a quote, or a written statement or something. It would be far less creepy.
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    Image of seancasio seancasio
    10/29/08

    In reply to Zombie JFK Urges Green Revolution
    ...Just in time for Halloween, too.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    10/29/08

    @seancasio: Hah!
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    Image of seancasio seancasio
    10/29/08

    In reply to Zombie JFK Urges Green Revolution
    now I can't get that terrible 'Unforgettable' duet out of my head.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    10/29/08

    In reply to Zombie JFK Urges Green Revolution
    Is it worse than a Congressional candidate tapping an actor who once played Edward R. Murrow to deliver a variation on Edward R. Murrow's "Have You No Decency" broadcast in a campaign commercial?

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    10/29/08

    @Aaron Altman: Just so you remember which one is the real JFK, Jr.
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    Image of flipper baby flipper baby
    10/29/08

    @Aaron Altman: It's David Strathairn, so it's the best ad ever made.
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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    10/29/08

    @scroll_lock: Wooh! Goodbye, afternoon slump!
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    10/29/08

    @scroll_lock: He's hirsute in all the right places, 'int he?
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    10/29/08

    @flipper baby: Fair enough. :-)
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    Image of ineffable.me ineffable.me
    10/29/08

    @scroll_lock: DAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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    10/29/08

    @BookishLookish: This message brought to you as a public service. Feel free to print this out and retire to the privacy of the ladies' room for a bit.
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    10/29/08

    @Aaron Altman: @ineffable.me: **le huge sigh**. The very epitome of drrrrrrrrrrrreamy.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    10/29/08

    @scroll_lock: "Hello, Mr. Kennedy Jr. I have your comb. It only has THREE TEETH."
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    10/29/08

    @Aaron Altman: He doesn't need a comb. I'll just run my fingers through his hair as he hovers above me. Repeatedly.
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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    10/29/08

    @scroll_lock: Thank you, my dear.


    ( I met JFK Jr. a few times at the law school at NYU. I don't care if he failed the bar the first time out aka was not the brightest bulb, he was foin with a capital F.)

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    10/29/08

    @BookishLookish: GET OUT!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD! I'd have died, just died.
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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    10/29/08

    @scroll_lock: Ah, the 1980s. Good times.
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    Image of The Doctor The Doctor
    10/29/08

    In reply to Zombie JFK Urges Green Revolution
    You should see Boris Karloff in the new Timberland campaign.
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    Image of flipper baby flipper baby
    10/29/08

    @The Doctor: Who knew B to the K could control such a tight flow over a fully crunktional 808 beat?
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    10/29/08

    In reply to Zombie JFK Urges Green Revolution
    Ham, don't forget about DirecTV pitchpeople Heather O'Rourke and Craig T. Nelson!


    (Fuck does that mean, 'Craig T. Nelson isn't dead'?)

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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    10/29/08

    @flipper baby: None of the actors in Direct TV's ad campaign are dead, though...
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    Image of flipper baby flipper baby
    10/29/08

    @Aaron Altman: Well, they didn't alter the Poltergeist footage of her, but Heather O'Rourke (the little girl) passed, that's what I was going for. Also, now that he's dead, the skillful acting of Craig T. Nelson will be missed.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    10/29/08

    @flipper baby: OMG, I didn't know she was dead! But Craig T.s's still alive... right? RIGHT?
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    10/29/08

    @Aaron Altman: No, according to the edits I'm going to make on Wikipedia he's dead.
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    10/29/08

    @Aaron Altman: Fun fact: the "T" stands for Totallydead.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    10/29/08

    @flipper baby:



    Those plays back there get Craig T. into HEAVEN.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    10/29/08

    @scroll_lock: Or, "Traction" as in "The internet rumour of Craig T. Nelson's demise caught TRACTION and was soon reported in mainstream news media, leading Mr. Nelson's publicist to refute those reports on The Insider, where he was challenged by a (surprisingly!) sober Pat O'Brien to 'TELL me the goddamned truth - is Coach dead or NOT???!!!'"
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    Image of Monkeyrash Monkeyrash
    10/29/08

    @Aaron Altman: You're right, as always.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    10/29/08

    @Monkeyrash: Then Craig T. is NOT dead? Whew!
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    10/29/08

    @Aaron Altman: @Aaron Altman: Then that embalmer's got some 'splainin to do.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    10/29/08

    @scroll_lock: I like it when you say my name twice.
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    Image of flipper baby flipper baby
    10/29/08

    @Aaron Altman: No, you're right about Pat O'Brien's sobriety being a surprise. Ol' Coach is pushing several varieties of marigold.
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    10/29/08

    @Aaron Altman: It rhymes with "Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman".
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    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    10/29/08

    In reply to Zombie JFK Urges Green Revolution
    Just get Jon Hamm to do it, obviously.
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    Image of Richard Blakeley Richard Blakeley
    10/29/08

    In reply to Zombie JFK Urges Green Revolution
    And here is Ronald Reagan endorsing Obama...

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    10/29/08

    In reply to Zombie JFK Urges Green Revolution
    "Hammy, sir- I knew John Kennedy, Jr.- John Kennedy, Jr was a friend of mine. That sir, is no John Kennedy, Jr."
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