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    Image of valhalla_i_am_coming valhalla_i_am_coming
    09/22/09

    In reply to Congressional Action Figure Made Into Action Figure
    "If you take off my pants, you'll see my Confederate flag underwear. Just like in real life. And if you take off my shirt? Nipples clamps and the tattoo of my boyfriend's name."
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    johnny_carsick promoted this comment valhalla_i_am_coming was starred valhalla_i_am_coming was unstarred
    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    09/22/09

    In reply to Congressional Action Figure Made Into Action Figure
    "Hello Friend. I'm a racist hack clown who's afraid of the three dark horsemen of a melting-pot American apocalypse i.e. a black president, Hispanic healthcare, and race mixing down at the Wal-Mart. 'Cause no one should be able to buy Tombstone pizzas, 3 for $5, or lead this country into the ground, OR keep out the Mexicanos, but people like me and my ever growing band of tea bagging, testicular sucklers. I mean really, where the ding-dang is Jim Crow when you really need it?!"

    (In sing-song voice...Baby Alive)

    End commercial.
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    09/22/09

    In reply to Congressional Action Figure Made Into Action Figure
    Notice the "I'm happy to take your PAC money"-grip.
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    mfnher promoted this comment momof3wildkids was starred momof3wildkids was unstarred
    Image of wholenuther wholenuther
    09/22/09

    In reply to Congressional Action Figure Made Into Action Figure
    What he probably says is "liar!" What he surely means is "ni**er!"
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    Image of notsofresh notsofresh
    09/22/09

    In reply to Congressional Action Figure Made Into Action Figure
    Looks like it uses the same skin as the John Boehner doll.
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    Image of averyreade averyreade
    12/09/08

    In reply to Which 'Funnyman' Is Hitting On Other Men By 'Opening His Legs and Winking'?
    Well, at least poor Gwen might make some decent music again...
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    Image of NoelleBlue NoelleBlue
    12/08/08

    In reply to Which 'Funnyman' Is Hitting On Other Men By 'Opening His Legs and Winking'?
    2. Gwen and Gavin, totally. Gavin's on the road right now, and it seems he was openly bisexual when he was younger and a hanger-on with the cool kids in London. They've also broken up at least once before, wasn't it because of his cheatin' or something?
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    12/08/08

    In reply to Which 'Funnyman' Is Hitting On Other Men By 'Opening His Legs and Winking'?
    1. Rodney Daingerfield
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    12/08/08

    In reply to Which 'Funnyman' Is Hitting On Other Men By 'Opening His Legs and Winking'?
    It's Bill Murray, but he's doing that while covering the eyes of unsuspected strangers..
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    Image of TempleDrake TempleDrake
    12/08/08

    In reply to Which 'Funnyman' Is Hitting On Other Men By 'Opening His Legs and Winking'?
    1. Andy Dick
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    Image of madam.margie madam.margie
    12/08/08

    @TempleDrake: I'd sleep with Andy Dick if only because it would provide me with an abundance of puns after.
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    Image of AndIAmTellingYou AndIAmTellingYou
    12/08/08

    @madam.margie: Abundance of pus, more like.
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    Image of hatey hatey
    12/08/08

    In reply to Which 'Funnyman' Is Hitting On Other Men By 'Opening His Legs and Winking'?
    1. David Cross?
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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    12/08/08

    In reply to Which 'Funnyman' Is Hitting On Other Men By 'Opening His Legs and Winking'?
    Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon makes sense to me. Especially if they waited the whole eight weeks or whatever before marriage to have sex. Maybe he wanted what he couldn't have? And now he wants other people?


    Hell, I dunno.

     Reply
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    Image of Trixie from Toronto Trixie from Toronto
    12/08/08

    In reply to Which 'Funnyman' Is Hitting On Other Men By 'Opening His Legs and Winking'?
    1. I want to say Mike Myers because he's as gay as a peacock but I guess he's not a B-lister now, is he?


    2. Mariah Carey?

     Reply
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    Image of madam.margie madam.margie
    12/08/08

    @Trixie from Toronto: What are you saying? He's not B-list because he's still A? Or he passed B on his way down to a much lower letter?
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    Image of Trixie from Toronto Trixie from Toronto
    12/08/08

    @madam.margie: He's still A, even with the disaster that was Love Guru.
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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    12/08/08

    In reply to Which 'Funnyman' Is Hitting On Other Men By 'Opening His Legs and Winking'?
    Yesterday's gay pron Tiger Beat cover boy was tewtally Erkel. Hellyooo!
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    Image of The Doctor The Doctor
    12/08/08

    In reply to Which 'Funnyman' Is Hitting On Other Men By 'Opening His Legs and Winking'?
    1. Lady Bunny
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    Image of blix blix
    12/08/08

    @The Doctor: Lady Bunny never ages...it's part of the curse.
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