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BookishLookish
12/16/08

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We used to do this in the 1970s with eyeliner.

The right eyelid would say HI and the left would say BABY.
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CherriSpryte
12/16/08

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That chick in Indiana Jones' classroom better be getting royalties for this.
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naugahydeinplainsight
12/16/08

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@Bring It On: This is a pay-per-wink deal. You're looking for the pay-per-wank offer.
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VoxPopuli
12/16/08

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Wouldn't it make more sense to get the logo on your chest? Guys spend most of their time staring there instead of looking us in the eye.

Oh, it's advertising to ladies? Then put it on the tummy or thighs - we have a tendency to size each other up that way.
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DavidWatts
12/16/08

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i call shenanigans, as that is obviously not actually on that eyelid.

Having said that, where do i sign up? THAT IS LIKE $4000 OF OUR WORTHLESS DOLLARS!
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Spirit Fingers
12/16/08

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Why stop there? Go full eyeball!
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iplaudius
12/16/08

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Pretty soon, we’ll be selling ads about ads about ads, I guess.
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harvey_wallpaper
12/16/08

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somewhere an ad agent for ambien is kicking himself.
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Xylo
12/16/08

@harvey_wallpaper: Hee!
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Bring It On
12/16/08

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how much will they pay me to tattoo my penis? that gets a lot more attention than my eyelids.
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Bring It On
12/16/08

@Bring It On:

it would be a shame to rent them space on my penis to inscribe "feelunique.com" when there is so much extra space (a good ten and a half inches as thick as your fist) if they had a motto or slogan there would be plenty of room for them to include that also
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everfade
12/16/08

@Bring It On: Yea huh.
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