Retard Nude Harvard Porn Kid: Worth Your Vomit?
Crazy Anti-Feminist Lawyer Suing Columbia Gives Craziest Interview Ever Granted
Chris Beam Will Be Colbert's Next Non-Union Guest
Slate political reporter and IvyGate founder Chris Beam is going to appear on "The Colbert Report" tonight! He emailed all his friends! He's so excited to be crossing that picket line. Scab. (Email after the jump!)
Collapsed Columbia Hunger-Striker Is Recovering Anorexic
Woman down! Columbia's hunger strike is one less strong, after Barnard student Aretha Choi collapsed in the library Saturday on the fourth day of the student protest against something or other. It seems Choi isn't new to this particular form of protest—the one-time Phillips Andover student spoke to Asian-American…
Taking the Douchebait: Princeton's 'Oh So Fresh' Magazine
Get ready for thing number 400 billion that makes you think, "Hmm, I am always reading articles about how insanely difficult it is to get into Ivy League colleges, so why am I also always reading articles about how the people who actually attend these colleges are dumber than a box of hair?" Well, we wish we had an…
Media Bubble: Here Is The Internet
- We think it's kind of tacky to mock a Parkinson's patient for writing a doddering, fogeyish column about the Internet. So we'll let Wonkette do it. Anyway, our guess as to the mystery journalist is Kaus. [Slate]
- Boo hoo hoo, Washington Post reporters now have to go through the same appraisal system everyone else in…

