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    Photos Leak of Jessica Alba at Meeting of Yale Secret Society

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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    05/15/09

    In reply to Photos Leak of Jessica Alba at Meeting of Yale Secret Society
    Fidelio.
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    Image of MyrtleWilloughby MyrtleWilloughby
    05/15/09

    In reply to Photos Leak of Jessica Alba at Meeting of Yale Secret Society
    re: "glorious, smelly, gaping..."

    Less misogyny, more zydeco please!
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    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    05/15/09

    @MyrtleWilloughby: Would you prefer Terrence Simeon or Buckwheat Zydeco?
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    Image of The Lone Scout The Lone Scout
    05/15/09

    In reply to Photos Leak of Jessica Alba at Meeting of Yale Secret Society
    Hey, at least most of them aren't doing that offensive pull-back-the-eyelids-to-make-slanted-eyes thing that the Spanish Olympic team did.
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    Image of The Lone Scout The Lone Scout
    05/15/09

    @The Lone Scout: Whoa, who stuck that ellipsis in my comment?
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    Image of The Lone Scout The Lone Scout
    05/15/09

    In reply to Photos Leak of Jessica Alba at Meeting of Yale Secret Society
    Cajun Boy, maybe we're not seeing the burning torches, the cocaine, the animal slaughter, and the dirty, filthy, hedonistic, unprotected, orgiastic sex becuase it's all, um, secret?
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    Image of The Lone Scout The Lone Scout
    05/15/09

    @The Lone Scout: /because
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    Image of Zenon, Girl of the 21st Century Zenon, Girl of the 21st Century
    05/15/09

    In reply to Photos Leak of Jessica Alba at Meeting of Yale Secret Society
    Is it any wonder that the presidency of George W. Bush was such an abortion?


    Abortion? After a lot of thesaurus-ing, Cajun Boy, I'm still not sure what you did mean, but I don't think it was "abortion."


    Also, while so far I generally think you are doing quite nicely here at Gawker, the lowercase letters in your name are starting to slowly drive me insane. This was founded as a media site, brother. Show some respect for the proper noun.

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    Image of The Lone Scout The Lone Scout
    05/15/09

    @Zenon, Girl of the 21st Century: The use of the word "abortion" as a synonym for "disaster" is common among those who would qualify for "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" (or Bay Ridge, Staten Island, Lawn Guyland, etc.). (Maybe Cajun Boy grew up on the Turnpike?)
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    Image of power_stroke power_stroke
    05/15/09

    @The Lone Scout: Yeah, the first time I heard that, it was from my bitchy gay elementary school teacher. He was referring to our test grades. This was in suburban downstate NY, and our teacher was from suburban north Jersey. I said it once in KY, to the bemusement of my audience.
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    Image of The Lone Scout The Lone Scout
    05/15/09

    @power_stroke: When you said that in Kentucky, how long following their bemusement did it take for the audience to gather the tar and feathers?
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    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    05/15/09

    @Zenon, Girl of the 21st Century: I honestly don't know why the system is doing that with my name. I tried to fix it the other day and failed. I will try again.
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    Image of badasscat badasscat
    05/15/09

    In reply to Photos Leak of Jessica Alba at Meeting of Yale Secret Society
    Why do you think secret societies are secret? It's so you don't know how lame they are.


    Seriously, they want to maintain that mystique. Anything that's secret must have creepy machinations going on, not to mention designs on controlling the world.


    The truth is these are basically just the college version of your high school glee club.

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    Image of belltolls belltolls
    05/15/09

    In reply to Photos Leak of Jessica Alba at Meeting of Yale Secret Society
    Looks more like the mystery guest round of the "What's My Line?" club.


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    Image of karion karion
    05/15/09

    In reply to Photos Leak of Jessica Alba at Meeting of Yale Secret Society
    You did this to piss off NeflerBakes, didn't you?
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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    05/15/09

    @karion: Heh. My pictures are even less impressive.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    05/15/09

    In reply to Photos Leak of Jessica Alba at Meeting of Yale Secret Society
    Star Trek conventions look more fun than this.
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    05/15/09

    In reply to Photos Leak of Jessica Alba at Meeting of Yale Secret Society
    Well ... Wolf’s Head is not that big of a deal, not really. Only the first two really matter.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    05/15/09

    In reply to Photos Leak of Jessica Alba at Meeting of Yale Secret Society
    Was Fred Flinstone's lodge considered a secret society?
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    Image of CByronB CByronB
    05/15/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Are you suggesting that Jessica Alba could be Miss Water Buffalo?
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    05/15/09

    @CByronB:


    The grande poo...


    Nah, won't go there :)

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    Image of leonleonleon leonleonleon
    05/15/09

    In reply to Photos Leak of Jessica Alba at Meeting of Yale Secret Society
    Meh. This is exactly what secret societies are like these days.
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    Image of Terrafractal Terrafractal
    05/15/09

    In reply to Photos Leak of Jessica Alba at Meeting of Yale Secret Society
    Phew. SOMEONE was left out of a secret society or two in their youth...
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    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    05/15/09

    @Terrafractal: I'M NOT BITTER!
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    05/15/09

    @the cajun boy:


    From the looks of your photo, you are a rooster. If so, why are you a rooster?

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