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    America Is Going To The Following Restaurants On Mother's Day

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    Image of htotheomo htotheomo
    05/10/09

    In reply to America Is Going To The Following Restaurants On Mother's Day
    Not to get all squishy, but isn't it important that you got to see your Mom?


    I know people who don't get to for geographical reasons, or worse, can't because their mothers have passed.


    People have their priorities glaringly out of order sometimes.

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    Image of MadamLash MadamLash
    05/10/09

    In reply to America Is Going To The Following Restaurants On Mother's Day
    Thse days, the main criteria for a place to take my Mum is the acoustics. Carpeted is good for the hard of hearing. Metal chairs screeching on floorboards is no good. I've never been to the Olive Garden but if it has carpeting it would definitely make the consideration list.
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    05/10/09

    @MadamLash: It usually has carpet in the dining area and it is usually dirty.
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    05/11/09

    @downlow: Is it wrong that I'm kind of turned on by this comment?
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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    05/10/09

    In reply to America Is Going To The Following Restaurants On Mother's Day
    So, does this mean Celeste Cooper is coming over to make dinner for me? Because my kid and husband could not drag me to those other places if they knocked me out first.
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    05/10/09

    In reply to America Is Going To The Following Restaurants On Mother's Day
    My brother and his family are treating my mom to a bucket of KFC for dinner tonight. That officially makes me white trash, doesn't it?


    She seems sort of excited about it, though, so who am I to judge? I live in a different city, so I can't take her to dinner.

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    Image of OrneryBabe OrneryBabe
    05/10/09

    @VoxPopuli: Mmmmm, KFC! I haven't had that in a long time.
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    05/10/09

    @OrneryBabe: Mom?
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    Image of TheHonJudgeSmails TheHonJudgeSmails
    05/10/09

    In reply to America Is Going To The Following Restaurants On Mother's Day
    How did I get undeaded?
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    05/10/09

    @TheHonJudgeSmails: HE IS RISEN!!! This ain't Mother's Day, it's Easter!
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    05/10/09

    @TheHonJudgeSmails: I dunno, but welcome back!!
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    05/10/09

    @TheHonJudgeSmails: Welcome back, Smails. The candlelight vigil and hunger strike must have worked.
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    Image of TheHonJudgeSmails TheHonJudgeSmails
    05/10/09

    @skahammer: @mmstk101: @SaraRueful: Now I just have to find out who executed me and exact my revenge.
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    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    05/10/09

    @TheHonJudgeSmails: Maybe it was me (though I doubt it)?


    I've been getting drunk and execute-y lately.


    And yes, I realize that says far worse about me than it does about the state of the commentariat.

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    Image of TheHonJudgeSmails TheHonJudgeSmails
    05/10/09

    @Richard Lawson: I suspect it was deserved, whatever the case.
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    05/10/09

    @TheHonJudgeSmails: Richard, give him his star back as penance.
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    Image of DorothyMantooth DorothyMantooth
    05/10/09

    @TheHonJudgeSmails: If anything, I would think Richard did the undeadening.

    Also, in this, as in all things, I blame Owen Thomas.
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    Image of TheHonJudgeSmails TheHonJudgeSmails
    05/10/09

    @DorothyMantooth: Isn't his departure blissfully a-hastening?
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    Image of htotheomo htotheomo
    05/10/09

    @TheHonJudgeSmails: Hooray! Welcome back, yur oner.
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    05/10/09

    @TheHonJudgeSmails: Yay!!!!
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    05/10/09

    @htotheomo: @Helman: Aww, thanks gangsters.
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    05/10/09

    In reply to America Is Going To The Following Restaurants On Mother's Day
    America is also writing generic comments -- originally penned by poker player Vanessa Rousso -- on free printable Mother's Day cards featuring baby pictures of Halle Berry that accompany gift pet orang-pendeks wrapped in old Parade magazines, logically.
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    05/10/09

    In reply to America Is Going To The Following Restaurants On Mother's Day
    Remember, kids, the KFC coupon from Oprah is NOT accepted on Mother's Day.
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    Image of spitneybeers spitneybeers
    05/10/09

    In reply to America Is Going To The Following Restaurants On Mother's Day
    "the following restaurants America is taking Mom out for dinner to tonight"


    Is that English? I think you're missing an "are where," and the "to" needs to be moved back. Also, is iHop some clever Mac pun I'm missing, or are we really just referring to IHOP, the International House of Pancakes?

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    Image of nathanst nathanst
    05/10/09

    @spitneybeers: *rolls eyes at boring grammarian with no content in his criticism*
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    05/10/09

    @nathanst: I've been gone the last couple weeks, but I've seen several of these (from different handles) in my quick catch-up period. As well as a lot of undeserved (and inexplicable) hostility. What's been going on here, anyway???
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    Image of krismry krismry
    05/10/09

    @SaraRueful:A depression, because there's no more 'edit' button and people are posting the first thing that comes into their heads, which is usually gloomy.
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    05/10/09

    @nathanst: Oh yes, so sorry that I didn't insert some snark into my legitimate criticism. Glad you added some content with your response, though!
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    Image of allyzay allyzay
    05/10/09

    @spitneybeers: being the grammar police and publicly shaming someone about a fucking typo in a blog post isn't legitimate criticism. it's assholism.
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    05/10/09

    In reply to America Is Going To The Following Restaurants On Mother's Day
    Another lesson: Not every town in America has a Little Italy, Chinatown, Atlantic Avenue, etc. If people visit NYC and eat at Olive Garden they are deserving of scorn, but you can't judge someone in a "city" of 50,000 for considering it a nice restaurant for mom when the other options are Wendy's and McDonald's.
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    Image of DeadliestSin DeadliestSin
    05/10/09

    @SaraRueful: The only restaurants in my town are a sketchy chinese place, a pizza joint, a trucker restaurant, and a few fast food places - Subway, KFC, DQ and A&W to be exact. Now seeing as none of those options are appealing for a nice occasion, driving the extra half a hour to go into the city to Olive Garden doesn't seem to bad.
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    Image of allyzay allyzay
    05/10/09

    @SaraRueful: yes, god knows there is no such thing as a local business anywhere outside of a major city. thanks for the sanctimonious condescending lesson!!
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    05/10/09

    @SaraRueful: Well said. Not everybody has the money and a wealth of culinary options on which to spend it.
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    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    05/10/09

    In reply to America Is Going To The Following Restaurants On Mother's Day
    All searched today when everyone suddenly realized "Oh shit, Mom's not making dinner tonight, is she?"
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    Image of PandoraSpocks PandoraSpocks
    05/10/09

    @Richard Lawson: Welcome back to the genuine RL!
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    05/10/09

    @Richard Lawson: Bonjour, and why didn't Mr. Hippity live-blog "The Fashion Show"?
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    05/09/09

    In reply to Mia Farrow Quits Darfur Fast, Gets Weak Sauce Milkshake Drunk
    Well, I guess the publicity stunt didn't work out like she hoped, i.e. nobody cared and it certainly wasn't helping Darfur, so she quit. What a pompous ass. "If you don't help those people in Darfur I'm going to starve myself!"


    Fasting for starving people is like skipping your nap to help insomniacs.

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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    05/09/09

    In reply to Mia Farrow Quits Darfur Fast, Gets Weak Sauce Milkshake Drunk
    Mia Farrow got replaced by Richard Branson. And when Richard Branson falls out and needz a cheesburger, Michael Des Barres is going to take over.
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    Image of SarahHeartburn SarahHeartburn
    05/09/09

    In reply to Mia Farrow Quits Darfur Fast, Gets Weak Sauce Milkshake Drunk
    Considering how this crisis has been mishandled to mangled, the last person to ciritcize is Farrow. Is it celebrity grandstanding? I suppose, as is any famous folk support for good causes.


    Try going without food for 12 days. Hell, try being patient in the line in Starbucks. Most of the world doesn't live like we do.


    Believe me, I love filthy, sarcastic, dark humor, but this is just dopey.

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    05/09/09

    In reply to Mia Farrow Quits Darfur Fast, Gets Weak Sauce Milkshake Drunk
    That is her child? He's sooo cute!!!
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    Image of ChillbearLatrigue ChillbearLatrigue
    05/09/09

    In reply to Mia Farrow Quits Darfur Fast, Gets Weak Sauce Milkshake Drunk
    Q: "Maybe this is the easy party line, but doesn't the island-owning Branson have the coin to simply foot some of the bill in Darfur? Or to send a private security force in to help the situation?"


    A: Yes.


    The problem is that without permanent stabilization in the region with emergency stimulus and eventually foreign investment, Darfur will wind up the way it currently is in a relatively short period of time. They need an economy. It's the same problem with a lot of Africa. Enormous resources, but just too dangerous a place in which to sink money. This is a Catch 22. A government can not survive without an economy and an economy can't survive without a stable government. In the meantime, Darfur is dependent on the anemic UN to give them security and food when it can.


    Farrow did a good thing to keep the crisis in the papers.

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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    05/09/09

    @ChillbearLatrigue: Jesus Christ. I agree with you. This feels... strange.
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    Image of britneyspearstears britneyspearstears
    05/09/09

    @ChillbearLatrigue: It took 15 years, but they did it (are still doing it) in Rwanda: [www.newyorker.com]
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