It's true. We're all sweaty, breathing heavily, and done. Just finished. Fitting that everything came to an end on Halloween weekend. A weekend full of other terrors.

Now, the Jackasses still did pretty well. But man oh man, those closed-circuit demon-spirits really walked away with it this weekend. You moviegoers are an ever-trend-consuming tribe, you are. Always on to the next reality TV show-esque movie.

The village idiots from Jackass were subjected to a chaotic "game" on Lopez Tonight: Stun Gun Roulette. This wasn't cathartic or Dada, like all the critics are saying about Jackass, so I'd like to blame this one's lameness on Lopez.

Knoxville stopped by Chelsea Lately last night to discuss Jackass 3D and other perfectly normal topics (e.g. how he managed to get a moler knocked out by a self-assembled dildo bazooka and that one time he broke his dick.)

Today we exhibited a little faux-outrage over the success of the latest Jackass movie that some of you mistook for real outrage. So you rushed to the film's defense. One of you in particular got totally intellectual about the issue.

You gave Jackass 3D so much money it is embarrassing. You gave it more than the next three movies down combined. Good work, you jerks.