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Lizawithazee
08/26/09

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Lily Allen dropped out of ACL Fest, and her manager refused to comment on why. Maybe she doesn't realize how many drunk, slutty hipster guys will be in attendance.
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Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
08/26/09

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Did anyone else read that headline as Anna Wintour Wants Her Piracy? I figured that Somali Pirate fashion was going to be big this season.
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DorothyBarker
07/07/09

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I must be a real politics/history geek because to me this is some seriously juicy, mouth agape gossip. John and Kate who-the-fuck!?!? Give me Camelot sex-n-death-n-family scandals any day. It's like Mad Men!
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Voyou_Charmant
07/07/09

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I'm not really disapproving of Jackie and Bobby, so much as I feel bad for Ethel who was, by all accounts, the most devoted, loyal and supportive wife anyone could hope for.
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Steverino Begins
07/06/09

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As they began to kiss, he placed one hand on her breast, rubbing it back and to the left, the source claimed. Back and to the left.
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Voyou_Charmant
07/07/09

@Steverino Begins: You win.
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Martiniman
07/06/09

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Can't remember, did they park their trailer home right on the White House lawn?
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Forgetitjake
07/06/09

@Martiniman:

As certified trailer trash, I am hereby offended.
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BookishLookish
07/06/09

@forgetitjake: Jake, we don't use that term here. We say "upwardly aspiring whites."
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Forgetitjake
07/06/09

@BookishLookish:

But I have a licence, my dear. (Maybe I forgedit.)
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BookishLookish
07/06/09

@forgetitjake: I knew it! It's forge tit! Are you from the Smokey Mountains by any chance?
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Forgetitjake
07/06/09

@BookishLookish:

You must be thinking of Forgetitdolly, my double first cousin.
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BookishLookish
07/07/09

@forgetitjake: lulz.
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Queen of the Passive Aggressives
07/06/09

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Is having sex with your brother-in-law the first thing you think of when your husband kicks it? Talk about a lack of respect for the wife/sister-in-law. Do any of the Kennedy women actually love these men or is it just the security of an unending bank account?
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Lymed
07/06/09

@Queen of the Passive Aggressives: You mean her ever faithful husband who would never sleep with another woman while he was married to her? Or do you mean JFK?
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FormerEnglishMajor
07/06/09

@Queen of the Passive Aggressives: You know, I had one friend who lost her father and for the next few months after that she slept with a TON of guys - in a way, I understood, just a way to connect with people, feel alive, etc. Everyone has their own way of reacting to death (this Jackie's excuse; have no idea what Bobby's is).
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DaveCrabtree
07/06/09

@FormerEnglishMajor: Maybe Bobby's issue was that being the little brother he had to have what his older brother had. That explains Marilyn Monroe, too, and maybe running for President.
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PandoraSpocks
07/06/09

@FormerEnglishMajor: @DaveCrabtree: They both loved someone they could never have back,too. But I'm old school where Jackie is concerned. By the age of 33 she had lost two of the four babies she'd gave birth to, watched her husband get shot while sitting next to her and planned a funeral with the whole world watching. I don't really care how she got through life after all that..
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Voyou_Charmant
07/07/09

@FormerEnglishMajor: likey the loss of another brother, someone he admired and always looked up to and protected. That's just a shot in the dark.*

* if you were making the same joke but i just didn't pick up on it, i apologize for my snarky tone.
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Bellyboop
07/06/09

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Too soon.
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Voyou_Charmant
07/07/09

@Bellyboop: i loled
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leytpr4
07/06/09

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Richard Lawson
07/06/09

@leytpr4: Yay!
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DaveCrabtree
07/06/09

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Okay, cheating on your wife is one thing, but cheating in front of her on a boat with your sister-in-law? Good God, the Kennedy men were miserable bastards.

Among the many benefits of the internet is that now the marrieds can fuck people they don't know instead of fucking their friends and neighbors and, apparently, their relatives. That's got to be a big step forward for civilization and for marriage.
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FormerEnglishMajor
07/06/09

@DaveCrabtree: "cheating on your wife is one thing, but cheating in front of her on a boat with your sister-in-law? Good God, the Kennedy men were miserable bastards."

Any worse than cheating on your wife with a former Robert Kennedy aide named Mary Jo (who was so devastated by Bobby's death that she couldn't go back to D.C.), and driving home with her drunk and killing her - and not calling the cops until the next day?

THere are many people on here who will say "miserable bastards" can be effective lawmakers, and Ted has accomplished so much, blah blah blah. He will always be an adulterous man willing to sacrifice a life for his own reputation.
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DaveCrabtree
07/06/09

@FormerEnglishMajor: I don't disagree with you one bit. Teddy is just as much of a miserable bastard as were his brothers. The father was the same way.

If it is revealed a few years from now that Teddy sexed up Jackie after Bobby's death, my only surprise would be that Jackie's standards had sunk so low.

And political or other accomplishments don't mean we should forgive the awful, caddish, despicable treatment of one's spouse. One can be a great politician (or doctor or scientist or whatever) and still be an awful human being.
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FormerEnglishMajor
07/06/09

@DaveCrabtree: I guess for me, I don't see how one gets put back into elected office. It is an honor to serve, while being a doctor or scientist is a position you are hired to do (or can do self-employed). That Ted gets the opportunity to be considered the "Lion of the Senate" and some great wonderful guy - it is one thing to cheat on your wife. It is maybe another to abuse alcohol.

But to leave a young woman to die - to me - crosses all bounds of forgiveness. There is no forgiveness for not trying your damndest to help someone in a drowning situation YOU PUT HER IN. I don't know the girl or her family, but just thinking of her in a car filling with water - while TEd calls his lawyers but not the cops - that defies forgiveness. Adultery/booze - that can be forgiven (if not forgotten).
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DaveCrabtree
07/06/09

@FormerEnglishMajor: Ha, I remember you going off on the Chappaquiddick thing in another thread. To tell the truth, I agree with you, and I could never vote for him or have any respect for him. The people of Massachusetts feel differently, I guess. Of course, we know how good they are at self-governance. When a New Yorker can say that about another state, you know things are bad there.

Oh, and the Red Sox suck it.
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naugahydeinplainsight
07/06/09

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CAMELOT

JACKIE/BOBBY: "Your brother's dead." "Let's go to bed." "I know, dear."

BOBBY: "Those widows weeds make you look really hot."

JACKIE: "I can't deny it, but be quiet, no fear...

BOTH: "In Camelot."

BOBBY: "True love is hard, from Harvard Yard, to Dallas."

"The press will buy it like a like a sleeping tot."

JACKIE: "You'll win and then we'll make our White House palace."

BOTH: "In Camelot."
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jackvinyl
07/06/09

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if he was kneeling and he had one hand on her breast and one hand down her bikini bottoms, he'd probably fall over -- i tried this exact maneuver four or five times this holiday weekend with that exact result.... i was drunk. i assume that Kennedy was drunk too. i also assume that you are currently drunk.
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CaptainFantastic
07/06/09

@jackvinyl: It depends on the height of lounge chair and the size of the breast.

Also, your collie is considering pressing charges.
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Presidentpez
07/06/09

@jackvinyl: Maybe he was using Jackie so he wouldn't fall down.
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Rumpelstilskin
07/06/09

@Presidentpez: It sounds more like they were playing Twister.
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FormerEnglishMajor
07/06/09

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Is there a known male Kennedy who did not cheat on his wife and/or abuse drugs & booze? Yawn.
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BadUncle
07/06/09

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who knew Jackie was Mask of the Red Death?
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krismry
07/10/09

@BadUncle
: Christina Onassis referred to Jacqueline K. as The Black Widow. Christina's brother Alexander was killed in a plane crash.
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the fung
07/06/09

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When they returned, they looked as chummy and relaxed as a pair of Cheshire cats.

O, how I dislike how moneyed speak.
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Voyou_Charmant
07/06/09

@the fung: I'm going to start using this phrase in every wrong way possible.

For instance, when the server at the local sports bar says "how is everything" I'll say "Great! The burger and fries are as chummy and relaxed as a pair of Cheshire cats, in my stomach." and then I will make out with my brother-in-laws wife, placing one hand on her breast and the other inside of her bikini bottom.
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Voyou_Charmant
07/06/09

@jackvinyl: That was actually the one thing that I got really hung up on -- the incredible awkwardness of this maneuver. It's something a kid might try in junior high because he's a little too eager.
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thatnewgirl
07/06/09

@Voyou_Charmant: Your brother in law's wife would be your sister. Eww.
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Voyou_Charmant
07/07/09

@thatnewgirl: Mission Accomplished.
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Voyou_Charmant
07/07/09

@Voyou_Charmant: What is this comment doing way up here? It should be down lower, with the comment i was replying to.
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