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Angelina Jolie Tells Jennifer Aniston to 'Back Off' of Brad Pitt

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SpicyMeatball
06/25/09

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The Seth Rogen one says that he was "wolfing down pasta" and then adds a snarky witness comment of "he even took home a doggy bag." Wouldn't taking home a doggy bag actually imply that he didn't eat all of his pasta? So lame.
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City_Dater
06/25/09

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What's with Russell Simmons and the women whose names look like typos? Or is it just that every "model" makes up her professional name by sitting on a laptop keyboard and seeing what shows up on the screen?
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MelitaPolyhymnia
06/25/09

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Um, Cajun Boy - one should use a bit more respect when referring to two American icons and their private (OK for MB to tell the story - if he's a "kisser and teller") lives. Jackie was a superb First Lady and a large figure in American History and Marlon Brando has his special place as well.

I have been told that we all fall to the level of the lowest around, but I refuse to stoop to your obvious "low-level".

For illustrative purposes, "staff writer" on Gawker does not give you a license to casually discuss details of much more accomplished individuals than yourself as if they existed for your entertainment and source of content for your little web articles.

Of more importance, she was married to, and bore the children of a great American President.

I am not amused, bouche.
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Cicada
06/25/09

@MelitaPolyhymnia: lol!
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BookishLatkeish
06/25/09

@MelitaPolyhymnia: Someone needs to get laid.
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homoviper
06/25/09

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Well, if we can obsess about women's weight and what they're eating, Rogen shouldn't be immune from that should he? I want equal opportunity body dysmorphic disorder mongering.
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SaraRueful
06/25/09

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Could someone please tell Page Six that if someone has a doggie bag, they obviously didn't snarf down that much? Good lord.
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b4nt4
06/25/09

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katy perry is sooo bland. i'd be more intrigued to see a naked picture of a plastic spoon.
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Cicada
06/25/09

@b4nt4: Well, okay.

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Cicada
06/25/09

@Cicada: NSFW- totally nude cutlery!
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The Real JR
06/25/09

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Ang wouldn't lower herself to menacing texting the past chick. I can see, though, her seeing a friggin text from JA to Brad and then replying "Dude, seriously? Can't you just let him go?"

At any rate, with Ang's history of knife play, blood accessorizing and cutting, I really wouldn't fuck with her. She could totally be a UN peacemaker by day, bat to the mercedes headlights by night. JA's Yoga-Fu would not help her.
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curiousgeorgiana
06/25/09

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Okay, it may be ridiculous, but I'm oddly happy with the idea of Brad Pitt running for mayor of NOLA. Won't be the strangest thing to happen in Louisiana politics...
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The Cajun Boy
06/25/09

@curiousgeorgiana: I got giddy when I read that. Are you kidding...I'd take Pitt over any of the clowns who run every four years. Shit, I'd drop everything and move back home to work for him for free.
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Foster Kamer
06/25/09

@The Cajun Boy: Between you and that prick Douglas Brinkley, there's might actually be a decent campaign shaping up.
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skahammer
06/25/09

@Foster Kamer: there's might actually be a decent campaign shaping up.

I see you're already honing the speechwriting chops for a Louisiana campaign.
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gawkimo
06/25/09

@The Cajun Boy: I hate to be the one to say this, but it's taken Brad Pitt three years to build six homes. In the meantime his film production received $27 million in tax credits for his movie. It's not much consolation to say he would be better than the butt plugs that run that town. A homeless junkie couldn't do worse than that Sleazy Piece of Shit Cox Veep Uncle Tom RayNay. (Remember, he was beloved by both the local GOP players and the local black-church mafia when he ran because he was good pro-business negro who also threw bones as the crusty old AA activists in town.) On second thought: maybe Pitt wouldn't be so bad because he's from the outside.
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ChillbearLatrigue
06/25/09

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I have never been angry at pizza before, but I guess there is a first time for everything.
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ChillbearLatrigue
06/25/09

@ChillbearLatrigue: And wait. Joy Behar is the one that called the marriage off? Not the boyfriend? Can we get a confirmation on this? That woman should have been stampeding down the aisle if she found someone to marry her. Maybe she got some bad advice from friends.
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BookishLatkeish
06/25/09

@ChillbearLatrigue: Yes, because it is every woman's dream to be....(dramatic pause, clouds clear away and the sun emerges)...married! Sigh. You are so 1950s, Chillbear.
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Helman
06/25/09

@ChillbearLatrigue: WTF are you talking about, ChillB. Joy Mehar is AWESOME and would be a riot to be married to. Sheesh.
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Helman
06/25/09

@Helman: Um, Behar, that is.
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skahammer
06/25/09

@ChillbearLatrigue: Figures. Pizzas all vote Libertarian. That's why they have such wide appeal, in small doses.
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Wrapitup
06/25/09

@ChillbearLatrigue: I'd marry Joy Behar if I could stand those other yentas. What's not to love? Would you rather marry squealing Elizabeth Hasselbeck or flat-earther Sherri Shepherd? Barbara and Whoopi are out of the running because they both seem like they'd be a little too comfortable in a minivan.
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Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
06/25/09

@ChillbearLatrigue: All celebrities should just stop marrying each other. It's just too complicated. Just screw around like high wallabies in a legal opium field.
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ChillbearLatrigue
06/25/09

@BookishLookish: How else would a woman provide for herself and her offspring? I'm lost.

@Helman: I find her unattractive and shrill. Then again, I've only seen this show on clips on Fox News so...

@skahammer: I'm just thinking a slice of pizza with no tray might have made the shot, um more of a crowd pleaser. I don't judge pizza solely by their political affiliation, but come on, Pizza, do you have to be such a blatantly solid voting demographic?

@Wrapitup: At the risk of sounding sexist, Hasselbeck is what we used to refer to in the 50's as "attractive." Of course that's relative to the other cast members. I'm sorry. That wasn't risking sexism it was just sexist, but I'm not in a delete-y mood.

@Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate: If we go with my plan, there wont be a state marriage system at all, so I think you would be covered.
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Cicada
06/25/09

@ChillbearLatrigue: Why the surprise? Joy has a lot of money and is funny as hell. Donald Trump has no problem finding women to marry him, and he's missing the "funny as hell" part. Damn, I'd gay-marry Joy if I wasn't already married.

Plus, you can eat a pizza with her, unlike little miss gluten-intolerant Hasselbeck.
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BookishLatkeish
06/25/09

@ChillbearLatrigue: I have met Joy IRL and she is very beautiful and charming. And hilarious. And very sexy. You should only know from, as my neighbor Bertie would say.
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ChillbearLatrigue
06/25/09

@BookishLookish: I will have to respectfully suggest that I believe that what you're claiming is impossible. At least as far as 50% of your adjectives go.
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BookishLatkeish
06/25/09

@ChillbearLatrigue: Sir, I am a superb judge of beauty in women and you should never judge anyone from what you see on television. People who look great on the small screen are wretched in real life, trust me. Anyway, no accounting for taste. You may stick to the scrawny, boring, whitebread women of your realm due south of the mecca of hot babes.
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ChillbearLatrigue
06/25/09

@BookishLookish: Look, I have nothing against Joy Behar, but I demand a retraction from you or I will do a feature by feature breakdown of why she is not attractive. I don't want to do it, but I think you're going to leave me no choice. Do you want this blood on your hands?
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BookishLatkeish
06/25/09

@ChillbearLatrigue: I never retract. Do your worst, bitch!
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Wrapitup
06/25/09

@BookishLookish: Hawt!
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TableNine
06/25/09

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"OK, who ordered the pop star with extra cheese?"
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