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unclevanya
11/20/08

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Hurricane-NeNe will bring about the end of Anderson's quiet little closeted life. He's gotta be regretting talking about her on air in the first place.
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BadUncle
11/20/08

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Wait - Oksana Baiul was Jewish?

Also, why are so many guys of musical persuasion named Mick Jones?
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lobstr
11/20/08

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Patterson: "Who that?"

Clinton after inhaling helium: "Just a pretty white lady, but never mind that, how's this feel?"
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Unfun
11/20/08

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Winona really fucked up her life but good. I haz a sadniss.
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souplines
11/20/08

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I took too many pain pills and booze last night and I was asked kindly to get of the plane too. Team Winona
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The One
11/20/08

@souplines: That wasn't a plane - it was really just the M14 bus.
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Weegee's bored
11/20/08

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The possibilty of Senator Bill Clinton had not occurred to me. It's magisterial. With her in charge of foreign affairs and him in charge of female interns there will be no end of good material for at least four years.
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The One
11/20/08

@Weegee's bored: You think he'd give up his lucrative income from speeches and "consulting" in foreign countries?
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Unfun
11/20/08

In reply to Rosie O'Donnell On View Cold War
Rosie, dear, unless you've got a story about cutting a bitch on the View, no one gives a crap anymore. Let it die.
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llamalash★
11/20/08

@Unfun: Oh how I wish she'd create such a story!
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Unfun
11/20/08

@llamalash: I'm trying to think of what stories would make me give a shit. So far, all I've got is if that novelty itching powder somehow ended up in Babs panties. Now that would be funny, so I'd like to hear about it. Otherwise, not interested.
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Unfun
11/20/08

@Unfun: Does Babs wear Depends? Is Elizabeth a secret tranny? Give me the good stuff!
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llamalash★
11/20/08

@Unfun: I'd be satisfied w/the tales of one good Elizabeth shivving, by any of the other women.

And I would bet that if not Depends, Babs is wearing some sort of urinary control product!
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Understater
11/20/08

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Nene, do you mean the STRAIGHT side of the street?
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Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
11/20/08

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Marc J is a chameleon. Can we get a photo series of him with his last three or four boyfriends? Preferably the ones he spent more than a couple months with, where they start dressing like twins.
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OMG! Ponies!
11/20/08

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Slick Willie giving a backrub to Governor Patterson is wrong on so, so many levels.
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Private Hangnail
11/20/08

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Yeah, I tend to get mysteriously ill when I take too many pills as well.
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scroll_lock
11/20/08

@Private Hangnail: The New England Journal of Medicine reports that pills that you SHOPLIFTED because you are a klepto make you especially prone to projectile vomiting.
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Private Hangnail
11/20/08

@scroll_lock: Well how else am I going to get high if I'm not shoplifting Sudafed from the Rite Aid? It's not like doctors will give me prescriptions ever again, after what happened when I pretended to be the head of the American Medical Association.
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scroll_lock
11/20/08

@Private Hangnail: You'd have pulled it off too, were it not for the tap shoes.
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Private Hangnail
11/20/08

@scroll_lock: That and the Plan B scrips I tried giving to a preschool class. Kids just don't want to be prepared these days.
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scroll_lock
11/20/08

@Private Hangnail: When I was a kid we liked getting scrips from strangers and remembered to say "thank you". Kids have no manners today and I blame the parents.
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Weegee's bored
11/20/08

@scroll_lock: Right. I used to keep a PDR by my bed because I would get these 4 a.m. calls saying "I just took something that's purple on one end and green on the other. Am I going to die?" You gotta help out your fellow man.
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scroll_lock
11/20/08

@Weegee's bored: If someone takes the time to wake me for medical advice, I feel obligated to reassure them that adding a few more meds and some alcohol into the mix can only make them feel that much better.
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Xylo
11/20/08

@scroll_lock: Also remember Winona: the pills that you are forced buy over the internet after your stable of previously compliant prescription pimps cuts you off, can sometimes make you sick as well.
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scroll_lock
11/20/08

@Xylo: That danger is exactly why I only purchase mine from sites linked to Perezhilton. You can't be too careful.
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Private Hangnail
11/20/08

@scroll_lock: And what about the total lack of sharing? Have you noticed how tight kids are these days with their Adderall? You literally have to break into their little bedrooms while they sleep to get at their Orange Beauties. You'd think they needed them or something. But what do kids know of fatigue? Were you ever tired as a kid? I wasn't, probably because of all the cocaine, but still.
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Xylo
11/20/08

@scroll_lock: He knows the great stuff!
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scroll_lock
11/20/08

@Private Hangnail: I don't feel guilty about stealing the Adderall any more after one too many times finding the Klonopin-sprinkled cupcakes all gone. And they always finish the wine and don't open a new bottle. I used to get beaten regularly for that transgression. Spare the rod, spoil the child.
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SaraRueful
11/20/08

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JT had upped his cred as a cool person with me when he wore the unitard. But now it's ... not that cool. Oh well.
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