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Spirit Fingers
08/13/09

In reply to Minka Kelly Does Not Care For Kate Hudson
Kate Hudson looked just awful in Bride Wars. And I know this because girls sometimes want other girls to watch movies about weddings, babies, and Anne Hathaway. This however, does not always make for good entertainment, or the ability to not want to donate an ovary for the sake of never having to see another rom-com about the miracles of The Plaza, Tiffany's, or Candace Bergen. Sheesh.
So, yah, Katie looked about ten years older than Hathaway. No way they're friends. See what I did there?! Women are sooo complex.
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DahlELama
08/13/09

In reply to Minka Kelly Does Not Care For Kate Hudson
Matt Damon and Renee Zellweger boggle the mind. If they had kids, I bet they could bounce back and forth between childhood obesity and near-death malnourishment like that.
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BxgrlJeri
08/13/09

In reply to Minka Kelly Does Not Care For Kate Hudson
I have to say that I think hanging with Kate would be much more fun and Laura Posada is probably hotter than both of them.

Of course I love Jetes but the robo-tron nature he developed to stay "out of trouble" with NY media and fans is a bit overdone at times. Minka is probably told to exude the same kind of standoffishness (but it's Derek's girlfriend so she gets a pass).

Kate seems like she's fun and I think she's good for Alex and that's good enough for me.
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secretagentman
08/13/09

@BxgrlJeri: Kate Hudson is a bitch on wheels. I have several close friends who have worked with her on different projects and it's the same story. Cold, indifferent, doesn't speak to anyone but the director. Everyone dislikes her.
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raincoaster
08/13/09

@secretagentman: Correction: everyone EXCEPT the himbo she's currently boffing, and them only until the sex starts to pall. I mean, how long till THIS one is on heroin, too?
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BxgrlJeri
08/13/09

@secretagentman: another bubble burst
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CaptainFantastic
08/13/09

In reply to Minka Kelly Does Not Care For Kate Hudson
Sorry Kate Hudson, you're no match for Minka Kelly's innate hotness. Also, Minka is a great bedroom name.
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PaisleyPajamas
08/13/09

@CaptainFantastic: What's hilarious is how they are both celebuspawn, but they don't like each other. I mean, what else is there to hate on if you've been given a leg up by the Ho'wood nepotism monster and didn't have to go about it the HARD WAY?
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raincoaster
08/13/09

In reply to Minka Kelly Does Not Care For Kate Hudson

Slinky Wizard? Is he the heir to an IUD fortune?
Also, Diane Kruger is definitely doing her bit to pimp out this movie.
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bboston88
08/13/09

@raincoaster: What the hell are those two dents above her buttcheeks? I'm sorry, but I just can't find asscrack sexy.
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lionboy
08/13/09

@raincoaster: Please forward this pic to Perez Hilton for addition of stink lines.
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DevilsAvocado
08/13/09

@raincoaster: But to what end has she adorned her shoulders with ill-fitted merkins?
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CaptainFantastic
08/13/09

@bboston88: Asscrack, not necessarily. But butt dimples, yes please.
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raincoaster
08/13/09

@DevilsAvocado: You're asking me? Apparently she was so mortified by the realization that her ass was hanging out that she changed into a different dress for the actual party.
Those two dents above her buttcheeks get my eternal respect; they are a sign that she is in superb physical shape. It's a little gap where fat would be, if she were fat. And props to her for not showing much ribcage action, like Kate Bosworth would from that angle. She's fit, not scrawny, and not flabby like Kate Moss.
Yes, I just dissed Kate Moss. I know, I'm going to hell. But she'd only break into a run if her dealer were headed away from her in a cab, having neglected to deal.
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lionboy
08/13/09

@DevilsAvocado: The whole thing seems to have been made from Merkin remnants.
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shehatesme
08/13/09

@bboston88: They are actually pretty common.
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CaptainFantastic
08/13/09

@shehatesme: Hi there.
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sloe-eyed
08/13/09

@bboston88: Dimples of Venus...most guys find them pretty hot.
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BadUncle
08/13/09

@sloe-eyed: They make great serving dishes for rice pudding, in case you need a mid-activity snack.
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TheGuvnah
08/13/09

@raincoaster: wow. that's quite a dissection of women's bodies. You've clearly put a lot of thought into this.
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CaptainFantastic
08/13/09

@TheGuvnah: Fifty percent of the hetero male's brain is dedicated to this, so what did you expect?
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El_Gato
08/13/09

@CaptainFantastic: Fifty percent? That's way off. Not even close. More like 90 percent.
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BookishLookish
08/13/09

@El_Gato: I'll promote that, agree with your assessment of the percentile, and I will correct the misconception that those are butt dimples. They are well above the ass, thank you, and correspond to the indentations of the back of the pelvis. I disagree that they should be displayed in public, though. You should reveal them like a pretty red Ace of Hearts, alone in a room with your lover, you do not display them to the public in a hideous dress that transforms your body into an ad for why you should go with professional lawn care. Fail, Diane, fail.
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raincoaster
08/13/09

@TheGuvnah: I LIVE in a woman's body, sweetie.
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TheGuvnah
08/13/09

@raincoaster: that doesn't make it any less disconcerting.
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raincoaster
08/13/09

@TheGuvnah: I'm an ex-fitness writer. I was asked a question. I should play dumb?
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