<![CDATA[Gawker: jake bronstein]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gawker.com.png <![CDATA[Gawker: jake bronstein]]> http://gawker.com/tag/jakebronstein http://gawker.com/tag/jakebronstein <![CDATA[Jake Bronstein Will Kiss Your Feet, Nail You]]> http://gawker.com/assets/resources/2007/01/best_sex-thumb.jpgRemember art-lover Jake Bronstein? Fella who got canned from FHM for saying something mean about Howard Stern's girlfriend? Well, our Jake isn't the kind of man to let something as potentially devastating as being relieved of one's portfolio to interfere with the wielding of one's well-molded manhammer. This month's Glamour features a gallant epistle of gratitude from Jake to some broad that he banged after picking her up at Whole Foods on the day of his dismissal. Click to enlarge.

Earlier: Jake Bronstein to 'FHM': Thanks for the Memories
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]]> http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=229289&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Jake Bronstein to 'FHM': Thanks for the Memories]]> Former penis-molder, photographer, and FHM editor-at-large (before he was fired for making vaguely derogatory comments about Howard Stern's girlfriend Beth Ostrosky) Jake Bronstein has always been a bit jacknapey, but his latest stunt is rather amusing, if only for the sheer head-scratchingness of how he managed to pull off stealing a four-foot-long poster of Beth Ostrosky from the FHM offices.

Our tipster's report, after the jump.

If you just happened to be Bronstein looking for a little jacknapery, you may have considered:

going back to the magazine you once worked for (FHM), sharing some kind words with the man that fired you (Scott Gramling), then brazenly stealing a series of framed pictures off the wall as you exist. I'd heard the rumors, but didn't believe it until I looked at his myspace page this morning and noticed a picture posted by one of his friends in which he shows off two of the TWELVE stolen works—including the cover of the first issue ever published in this country, and a giant framed poster of Beth Ostrosky, the woman for whom he was fired. It should be noted that the perspective is somewhat skewed, that wall must be quite a ways behind the couch, as the picture of Beth is over four feet across and took up nearly a whole wall in the elevator lobby. How he walked past security without getting stopped is still a mystery.

Jake Bronstein [MySpace]

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