Ellie Kemper: Your Next Movie Star
The little lady's got some heat on her, fresh off of one hit and onto a potential second one. Also today: Tom Cruise likes 'em big, two actors join the fight against the zombies, and J.Lo might J.Go.
Gawker.TV: The Five Best Videos Ever of the Day
Today at Gawker.TV, the Today Show hosts dislike the word "suck," Bachelor Jake Pavelka's acting debut, Rob Corddry and Oscar Nunez appear on The Soup, and a father takes out an ad in the local paper to embarrass his daughter.
Bachelor Jake Pavelka Type-Cast as Washed Up Reality Star in His Acting Debut
During last night's Drop Dead Diva, The Bachelor's Jake Pavelka made his grand acting debut, playing a dating/reality show contestant who's attempting to get an acting career off the ground. So in other words, a giant stretch from real life.
How the Heidi Montag Sex Tape Became a Lesbian Sex Tape
The Heidi Montag Sex Tape keeps getting sexier! Justin Timberlake is the face of a women's perfume. A Jonas brother has a new girlfriend. True Blood stars get married! Sunday Gossip Roundup is battered and deep fried.
Britney Spears Will Lock Her Sons in Their Rooms for 30 Years Before She Lets Them Become Child Stars
Britney doesn't want her kids to be famous. A Real Housewife leaves a stroller unattended and two kids nearly die in a swimming pool. Heidi Montag's mom is "mourning the loss of a child." Wednesday gossip has maternal anxieties.
Let's Put Jake & Vienna In Jail and Never Let Them Out
Did you watch the big Bachelor blowdown that aired during the The Bachelorette last night? Bitter exes Jake Pavelka and Vienna Sausages sat on a Loveseat of Awkwardness and dished about their nasty breakup. It was horrible.
Bachelor Jake and Vienna Reunite, Fight Dirty in Post-Breakup Interview
Accusations of "fame-whoring" and emotional abuse flew, but in the end Jake was "just not that into" Vienna. It makes sense: hot dude—with perfectly-groomed eyebrows—moves to LA, begins an acting career, and forgets about his possibly cross-eyed fiancée.
Lindsay Lohan Got Punched In the Face at Her Birthday Party, and Other Sad News
It's true. A waitress done up and punched her in the face. At least she's not Kristen Stewart, who fears her fans will kill her. Or at least she's not anyone else featured in this Friday gossip splooge.
Did Lindsay Steal $170,000 of Designer Clothes from a Boutique?
Another day, another lawsuit against Lindsay Lohan, this time for impoverishing a Hollywood boutique. At least her abused assistant came back? Both halves of The Bachelor contemplate naked photoshoots. Zoe Saldana is engaged. Thursday gossip is a forgone conclusion.
Naomi Campbell Is Secretly Bald
The world recoils at the news that a supermodel is not completely flawless, just mostly flawless. Jeremy Piven drops his cellphone in the toilet. Kristen Stewart has a litter of half-wolf hybrids. Tuesday gossip confirms what you already knew.
Britney Spears' Life: 'Worse Than Prison'
"Miserable" Britney seeks solace with a sleazy ex-boyfriend. Kim Kardashian has a new beau. Robert Pattinson "just took a shit on the Queen's face." (Sort of.) Lindsay Lohan's ex-assistant remains loyal. Thursday gossip will stab you in the back.
Katy Perry Danced So Hard She Broke Something
"17 stitches later" Katy Perry contemplates using a walker onstage. The cast of Glee won't stop banging on set. Conan and Lance Armstrong get in a Twitter fight. Tiki Barber is broke. Wednesday gossip gets you through the hump.
Lindsay Lohan to Pose Naked with Alcohol-Monitoring SCRAM Bracelet
Lohan's people will probably airbrush the SCRAM out of her nudie pics, but hopefully there will be outtakes. The Bachelor breaks up with his reality TV-anointed wife. Everybody who's anybody is posting Miley Cyrus crotch pictures, now. Tuesday gossip cometh.
Bachelor Jake Cries, Scorns Fiancee in Dancing With the Stars Exit
What's worse than being voted off of Dancing With the Stars? Crying, making statements about loving your dance partner, and camera filming your fake TV fiancee's jealous bitchface for all of America to see.
The Perverse Sexual Politics of The Bachelor
Let me declare up front: I may not be The Bachelor's target audience. You see, I have a confession to make to the GawkerTV community: I do not watch reality television. Shocking, yes.
The Bachelor: On The Wings of Laying It on Thick
Decisions, decisions. So many confusing—and arousing—emotions factored into Jake's final decision last night—and it wasn't an easy one! Love was in full bloom, and The Bachelor certainly beat us over the head with it.
