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    Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names

    The Unrelenting Push for the 2010 Blockbuster Is Aready Beginning

    Oprah's Tyson/Holyfield Matchup, The Death Knell for Macho

    Jake Gyllenhaal Expertly Shaking Off Those Gay Rumors

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    Jake Gyllenhaal To Continue His Illustrious Singing Career
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    Image of D2theMatthews D2theMatthews
    11/11/09

    In reply to The Unrelenting Push for the 2010 Blockbuster Is Aready Beginning
    Kick-Ass gets it right where Year One got it wrong, you need to have McLovin' shooting guns in your comedies if you're casting him.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    10/15/09

    In reply to Oprah's Tyson/Holyfield Matchup, The Death Knell for Macho
    Andrew, ordinarily the sadification of macho action stars might be true. But any fight fan knows that Tyson is peculiar. He embodies both the best and the worst of the world of boxing. In his prime he was a furious, impeccably-trained monster. Fast, strong, gravity-defying. But he was stupid, and angry, and easy prey for all the people in his life who used him. Maybe some introspection earlier in his life could have saved him a lot of misery so yeah, from an action-hero point of view sure it's sad I guess, if you're trying to write a blog post. But from a human being point of view, it's nice to see Tyson maybe start to escape from those things that have been plaguing him. Tyson's macho was always a poisonous sort of macho. The kind that is all to familiar in society. So why not celebrate that the dude is maybe able to surpass it.

    Also, he lost his daughter about a year ago in a pretty terrible accident, so maybe a little sadification is to be expected?
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    Image of pureblarney pureblarney
    10/05/09

    In reply to Jake Gyllenhaal To Continue His Illustrious Singing Career
    One good question is, why would he do it? The PR choices seem dubious.
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    10/05/09

    @pureblarney: Oops.
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    07/18/09

    In reply to Jake Gyllenhaal Expertly Shaking Off Those Gay Rumors
    Uuuuuuuuuh.

    Huh? Did you say something?
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    Image of valet_of_the_dolls valet_of_the_dolls
    07/17/09

    In reply to Jake Gyllenhaal Expertly Shaking Off Those Gay Rumors
    Did we learn nothing from "300"?

    Persians are, like, gigantic.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    07/17/09

    In reply to Jake Gyllenhaal Expertly Shaking Off Those Gay Rumors

    I'm very much a geek. Wanted to get this out of the way first.

    This is just a senseless waste of video game adaptation. Okay, I'll give him Brokeback, but what else has he done (I won't discuss that Boy in the Bubble nonsense) that would make me believe he was even the slightest bit remotely Persian or action hero like? The wig? The pec chaps? An uneven mustache? Urg. No, really...urg. The fake accent alone will probably be much more than I can take. All I can say is Robert Pattinson, you Twinkle-Twilighting, large-craniumed, knave wunderkind, stay away from Kratos!

    Also, what was wrong with this guy for Prince of Persia? It's not like Heroes really needs him or anything.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    07/17/09

    @Spirit Fingers: I always forget how hot he is because I hate his character on Heroes so much, but yum--excellent choice.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    07/17/09

    @DahlELama: If you've ever played P of P, he'd be pretty seamless in the role. The look, the voice, everything. And yes, Yum-o!
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    07/17/09

    @Spirit Fingers: I agree, nice choice.

    Jake could be Prince of the King of Prussia mall maybe, but this is ridiculous.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    07/17/09

    @Steverino Begins: Heh.
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    Image of thegreatfratsby thegreatfratsby
    07/17/09

    @Spirit Fingers: Oh god, I didn't even think about the inevitable fake Arab accent. Which is going to piss me off even more, since we're talking about PERSIANS here, who back in the 6th century or whenever spoke a descendant of Sanskrit, which bears little to no relation to the Aramaic languages. So an Arab accent would be incorrect; we're talking an Indian-ish accent here.

    But that would require Apu as PoP, which, well, I'm all for authenticity till it gets in the way of enjoyment.

    Not even going to touch the white-dude-playing-heroic-brown-man... trope (cf. Gandhi). Did we learn nothing from Tropic Thunder?
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    07/17/09

    @thegreatfratsby: Wow, much more information than I ever thought I needed to know about Sanskrit, but I'd dare say you'd be a better writer than whatever cultural bastardizing will surely occur with this upcoming disaster. If there’s a Persian Jar-Jar sidekick, well, I won't be surprised.

    However, you are sorely mistaken about Tropic Thunder. Not its trope per se, that you're dead on about, but its unique and deceptively fulfilling entertainment value. It's so shameful, I know.
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    Image of DeadliestSin DeadliestSin
    07/17/09

    @thegreatfratsby: Whoa whoa whoa... I was with you till you dissed Tropic Thunder. Why the hate?
    I get it's Gawker and all... but still!
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    07/18/09

    @thegreatfratsby: Are you referring to Krishna Pandit Bhanji, better known as Sir Ben Kingsley?
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    Image of thegreatfratsby thegreatfratsby
    07/20/09

    @DeadliestSin: I should've been more clear. I loved Tropic Thunder, and I loved the way it mocked the white man playing black man theme; so what I meant was more along the lines of, "Did we learn nothing from Tropic Thunder's skewering of that trope?"
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    Image of God God
    07/17/09

    In reply to Jake Gyllenhaal Expertly Shaking Off Those Gay Rumors
    I'm glad to see that my children have learned my lessons well.

    In 300, the Persians were the bad guys and so your wise Hollywood execs made them black. Now, in Prince of Persia the Persians are good, and so they're played by handsome whiteys.

    My kid Jesus gives this trope two thumbs way up. He's been loving his makeover from a dark-skinned Semite to a blond, blue-eyed Scandinavian. In Heaven, everyone gets a free skin bleach and rhinoplasty.
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    07/17/09

    @God: I bet you're glad Michael Jackson took the burden off of your finances and did it before he got there.

    You're a cheap ass, Lord, is what I'm trying to say.
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    Image of God God
    07/17/09

    @nozer: Fie on thee! Behold my wrath! For I shall smite thee to smithereens! Etcetera!

    Okay, don't tell anyone. And I'll make the cable guy give you free Skinemax.
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    Image of hilikusopus hilikusopus
    07/17/09

    In reply to Jake Gyllenhaal Expertly Shaking Off Those Gay Rumors
    Looked at that picture really quickly and my heart skipped. I thought it was Kevin Sorbo reprising his tv role as Hercules. That truly was a legendary journey, Sorbo.
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    Image of Rhymenocerous Rhymenocerous
    07/17/09

    @hilikusopus: I knew he reminded me of someone! It's actually quite striking.
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    07/18/09

    @hilikusopus:
    I KNEW it!

    http://lolxena.blogspot.com/2008/01/its-fun-to-stay-at-wtf.html
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    Image of NigelAstydameia NigelAstydameia
    07/17/09

    In reply to Jake Gyllenhaal Expertly Shaking Off Those Gay Rumors
    To paraphrase Sir Laurence Olivier, he looks like his "taste includes both snails and oysters."
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    07/17/09

    @NigelAstydameia: Hold the oysters.

    Unrelated: That link to "Farrah Fawcett Rumored Again to Be Near Death..." that keeps popping up on the side is disturbing.
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    Image of AuntPeniston AuntPeniston
    07/17/09

    In reply to Jake Gyllenhaal Expertly Shaking Off Those Gay Rumors
    The leather thong wound around the arm really lends to the outfit a feeling of archeological veracity.
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    07/17/09

    @AuntPeniston:
    It looks like those "whore boots" you see (ok, maybe just i see...) where the boots come with laces that wrap all the way up the leg.
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    Image of Tattertotter Tattertotter
    07/17/09

    In reply to Jake Gyllenhaal Expertly Shaking Off Those Gay Rumors
    I hear his sex scenes with Jared Leto are totally sick.
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    07/17/09

    In reply to Jake Gyllenhaal Expertly Shaking Off Those Gay Rumors
    Wow... Put on a tunic, pick up a sword, and suddenly you look like Adam Goldberg.
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    Image of contradicto contradicto
    07/17/09

    @TedSez: Persia, Israel, same difference.
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    Image of Lazy Susan Lazy Susan
    07/17/09

    In reply to Jake Gyllenhaal Expertly Shaking Off Those Gay Rumors
    Is that why the clansmen are coming to get him?
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    Edited by Lazy Susan at 07/17/09 1:12 PM Lazy Susan was starred Lazy Susan was unstarred
    Image of contradicto contradicto
    07/17/09

    In reply to Jake Gyllenhaal Expertly Shaking Off Those Gay Rumors
    Too many clothes!
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    Image of Moff Moff
    07/17/09

    In reply to Jake Gyllenhaal Expertly Shaking Off Those Gay Rumors
    Nothing says "Persian prince" like a white dude from L.A. -- but with a beard! You've come a long way, Hollywood.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    07/17/09

    @Moff: Hey, Gyllenhaal is obviously a very old Persian name. Maybe he descends from the king Ataxerxes Gyllenhaal--you don't know. Let's not just a book by its cover.
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    Image of fileunder fileunder
    07/17/09

    @Moff: Look for him in the upcoming King of Ceylon too!
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    Image of jupiterspaw jupiterspaw
    07/17/09

    @Moff:
    And don't forget he's of half Jewish (of Euro descent, not Sephardic) and half-Swedish descent, he's totally credible as an ancient Persian.
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    Image of DeadliestSin DeadliestSin
    07/17/09

    @Moff: A trimmed beard at that!
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