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    Image of StonedAndDethroned StonedAndDethroned
    06/16/09

    In reply to Porny Kennedy Hot For Camelot Tot
    I'm offended that all the said children were white.
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    06/16/09

    In reply to Porny Kennedy Hot For Camelot Tot
    Little Caroline's pony Macaroni had permanent Marty Feldman eyes after being mounted by Auchincloss, so they took it to a grassy knoll and shot it.
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    06/16/09

    In reply to Porny Kennedy Hot For Camelot Tot
    Why can't he just jog in place to the tune of "I'm So Excited" wearing only black tube socks whilst masturbating to child porn like a normal person?
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    06/16/09

    @Nice Beaver: Let's leave your Dad out of this.
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    06/16/09

    In reply to Porny Kennedy Hot For Camelot Tot
    What's even eerier is that President James Garfield had a creepy obsession with John Philip Sousa, Jr.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    06/16/09

    @scroll_lock: And who wouldn't? He had an enormous, anacondan brass instrument snaking around performers called a "Sousaphone."
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    06/16/09

    @BadUncle: The elder Sousa was run out of town on a rail concerning the inspiration for his 1890 composition "High School Cadets".
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    06/16/09

    In reply to Porny Kennedy Hot For Camelot Tot
    Who among us can honestly say our porn collections are not scored to marching band music? My slide shows of Abe Vigoda, Joann Whirley and Rodney Allen Rippy are set to the Soviet Red Army Choir's rousing "Volga Boatman's Song." Trust me: you'll be begging for release.
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    06/16/09

    @BadUncle: I've got a super 8 film of Clint Howard and Mason Reese playing on a slip 'n slide set to "Battle Hymn of the Republic".
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    06/16/09

    @scroll_lock: I've got a beta max of Jackie Gleason stroking off into a banana to "Amazing Grace."
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    06/16/09

    @contradicto: Which reminds me, you never returned my grainy hidden camera video of Spanky McFarland prancing in just his beanie set to the tune of "Jimmy Crack Corn".
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    Image of cdmunch cdmunch
    06/16/09

    In reply to Porny Kennedy Hot For Camelot Tot
    It grosses me out how the Post gets its cheap jollies yanking out all these empty Kennedy connections.
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    06/16/09

    @cdmunch: And if they didn't report it, then it's "wealthy Auchincloss gets off scot-free because of his connections!"
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    06/16/09

    @FormerEnglishMajor: are you coming on to me?
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    06/16/09

    @cdmunch: Damn, is it that obvious?
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    06/16/09

    In reply to Porny Kennedy Hot For Camelot Tot
    I'm sticking with my obsession with 27 year old JFK, Jr.
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    06/16/09

    @scroll_lock: Oh lord, yes. In photos he was merely stunning, but in person he was the most beautiful man I have ever seen.
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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    06/16/09

    @elinorwhyme: I worked at the law school at NYU when he was in attendance. May I just say that man's legs were so beautiful, I was tempted to start a petition that he never wear pants again. Teams of young women could just blow on his legs and rub them for warmth.
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    06/16/09

    @BookishLookish: I remember you saying you'd seen him there. The man's EVERYTHING were so beautiful. Oh, to have pulled on that hair just once in a fevered frenzy!
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    Image of ms.conniving ms.conniving
    06/16/09

    In reply to Porny Kennedy Hot For Camelot Tot
    I've got to stop scanning the headlines. I swore this one read "Horny Kennedy Hot For Camelot Toe".
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    06/16/09

    @ms.conniving:


    An understandable error. What you wrote the first time is one of those new coffee flavors at McDonald's.

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    06/16/09

    @Smitros: Pedophilé.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    06/16/09

    @ms.conniving: Now I'm going to spend the rest of my life desperately reaching for chances to use the phrase "Camelot Toe."
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    06/08/09

    In reply to Jackie O's Half-Brother Being Investigated For Child Porn
    Anybody else think he's the one sponsoring 'Cruising for Kids'? [gawker.com]
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    Image of daveyjonesisdead daveyjonesisdead
    06/08/09

    In reply to Jackie O's Half-Brother Being Investigated For Child Porn
    "Hey, at least I didn't leave them floating under a bridge, you know?"
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    06/08/09

    @daveyjonesisdead: *tugs shirt collar
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    06/08/09

    In reply to Jackie O's Half-Brother Being Investigated For Child Porn
    It get's worse. Rumor has it that Hugh played a supporting role in "Discharge of the Tight Brigade".
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    06/08/09

    In reply to Jackie O's Half-Brother Being Investigated For Child Porn
    Well, if you're not going to refute the accusations in your affidavit, when are you going to refute them?
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    06/08/09

    @kneetoe: In the prison lavatory.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    06/08/09

    In reply to Jackie O's Half-Brother Being Investigated For Child Porn
    Oh Kennedy family, will you never be perfect?
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    Image of El_Gato El_Gato
    06/08/09

    In reply to Jackie O's Half-Brother Being Investigated For Child Porn
    Actually, the little fella on the left IS a child, whom Auchincloss adopted. You'd look like that too after many an anxious, sleepless night in the Auchincloss household. Stress and lack of sleep have a way of aging people, even kids.
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    Image of rockandhardPL rockandhardPL
    06/08/09

    @El_Gato:...is a hell of a drug?
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    06/08/09

    @rockandhardPL: heh.
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    06/08/09

    In reply to Jackie O's Half-Brother Being Investigated For Child Porn
    "not an immediate threat" = rich.
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    06/08/09

    @HiredGoons: Yeah, how can you take photographs of children and not be an immediate threat? Because hasn't snatched one of them yet?
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    06/08/09

    @heywhat: Because that's not illegal, only creepy. I saw it on Law & Order.
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