What sad, pathetic losers you all are, here in this comment section. Have you ever been to a Hollywood party? Have you ever been outside of mom and dad's basement? Have you ever surfed the internet without a minimum of one hand down your pants? Obviously not. Try getting a life...and then this non-story "story" and accompanying photo will look much differently to you.
Yeah, and Ryan Seacrest is "dating" this chick. Why, they're practically married. You people are such colossal, pathetic, mouthbreathing losers that it's almost unfathomable.
Oh Ryan! Does your wife know about your dreamy closed eye kissy with your man crush? [flickr.com] Or Ryan, do you think that maybe photos can be deceiving?
I don't see getting worked up over whether or not Hilary contradicted herself in regards to 'dating' or having social intercourse with James Woods. Clearly, when Hilary said she would 'never' date James Woods, she meant-
"I mean, not unless he talks to me or otherwise acknowledges my existence first. And THAT's final!"
While we're at it, I've decided that Angelina will just have to find someone other than myself to cheat on Brad with. In fact, there's no point in Angelina even approaching me.
And if ever come home and find Kim Kardashian awaiting me nude on my bed in an obliging four point stance, wagging that All-World ass at me playfully, no way am I hitting it.
Just looks like the typical celeb greeting air-kiss to me. Boy things must be slow at gawker to be writing about a 2001 non-story. Who the F cares? Get with it guys, this is 2009 not 2001 - let's hear about some real stuff about A-list not some boring internet biz person!
In fairness, this photo could be like the 30 Rock in which Jenna thought that the old guy was yelling at Alec Baldwin and was his boss and so slept with him. But actually, Alec was talking into the phone and the old man was practicing his lines because he was an extra. In any event, just saying that maybe our lack of depth perspective on this photo is impacting our interpretation.
@Iceland Spar: But if you look at where their chests appear to be touching, his left lapel is closer to the camera than her right breast and his left shoulder is farther from the camera than her right breast. Therefore, I conclude that they are leaning against each other: her right breast to his left.
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God, what is with that sweater that she's wearing?
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"I mean, not unless he talks to me or otherwise acknowledges my existence first. And THAT's final!"
While we're at it, I've decided that Angelina will just have to find someone other than myself to cheat on Brad with. In fact, there's no point in Angelina even approaching me.
And if ever come home and find Kim Kardashian awaiting me nude on my bed in an obliging four point stance, wagging that All-World ass at me playfully, no way am I hitting it.
That's just the way I roll, yo.
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