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    British Secret Agent Chief's Wife Outs Him As Speedo-Wearing Nazi Homie On Facebook

    Matt Damon's Turn-Offs Include Republicans, Spies Who SAY They'll Call But Don't

    Second Bond Girl Reveals Superfluous Body Parts, Childhood Spent in Fridge

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    A Cavalcade Of 'Bond' Sexual Double-Entendres

    The Best Of James Bond's Sex Puns

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    Image of The Lone Scout The Lone Scout
    07/06/09

    In reply to British Secret Agent Chief's Wife Outs Him As Speedo-Wearing Nazi Homie On Facebook
    "Haig-Thomas has noted that he "doesn't necessarily share (Irving's) views," but he sure as hell doesn't condemn them." Foster, this is just a British thing. It's a way of saying no, without being so brash as to say it directly.
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    Image of limber limber
    07/06/09

    In reply to British Secret Agent Chief's Wife Outs Him As Speedo-Wearing Nazi Homie On Facebook
    Of course, the next photo in the sequence is the entire family lobster-red the following day, in the tradition of English families everywhere.


    I do find it interesting that the trunks in the photo are much closer to Daniel Craig Bondwear than Speedos. Hm.

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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    07/05/09

    In reply to British Secret Agent Chief's Wife Outs Him As Speedo-Wearing Nazi Homie On Facebook
    Hey, has anyone checked to see if bin Laden has a MySpace page? That might actually be really helpful.
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    07/05/09

    @DahlELama: Twitter would be even better. Then they could keep up with him.
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    Image of ClockOnTheStove ClockOnTheStove
    07/05/09

    In reply to British Secret Agent Chief's Wife Outs Him As Speedo-Wearing Nazi Homie On Facebook
    Operative C is simply demonstrating the effectiveness of Q's latest gadget: farmer-tan-in-a-can.
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    Image of ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥ ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥
    11/13/08

    In reply to The Best Of James Bond's Sex Puns
    Roger Moore was sooooo handsome in his early days.

    swoon.
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    Image of ftrain ftrain
    11/13/08

    In reply to The Best Of James Bond's Sex Puns
    Tomorrow Never Dies


    James Bond: [Whilst being in bed with his Scandinavian language tutor ] I always enjoyed learning a new tongue.


    Moneypenny: You always were a cunning linguist, James.

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    Image of Sproing Sproing
    11/13/08

    @ftrain: You Only Live Twice:


    James Bond: Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls?

    Ling: You think we better, huh?

    James Bond: No, just different. Like Peking Duck is different from Russian caviar. But I love them both.

    Ling: Darling, I give you very best duck.

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    Image of BullfightsOnAcid BullfightsOnAcid
    11/13/08

    In reply to The Best Of James Bond's Sex Puns
    The best sex pun was actually delivered by Q in Moonraker.


    Sir Frederick Gray: My God, what's Bond doing?

    Q: I think he's attempting re-entry, sir.

     Reply
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    Image of Kosar Söze Kosar Söze
    11/13/08

    In reply to The Best Of James Bond's Sex Puns
    Can we talk about how underrated Roger Moore's cheekiness is?
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    Image of Sproing Sproing
    11/13/08

    @SnarkTwain: He had a good dual-eyebrow approach to delivering his puns.
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    Image of Kosar Söze Kosar Söze
    11/13/08

    @Sproing: and a really good deadpan, too. Probably my favorite Bond.
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    11/13/08

    @SnarkTwain: @Sproing: Agreed on both counts.
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    Image of badasscat badasscat
    11/13/08

    @SnarkTwain: He and his cheekiness were great for the first five or so of his films.


    Once he hit like, 70, then it just started to get a little creepy.

     Reply
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    Image of Xylo Xylo
    11/13/08

    In reply to The Best Of James Bond's Sex Puns
    Even as a 14 year old, going to Bond films with my dad, I found the sex puns very unfunny. Now I can't stand the sight of this wife-beater.
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    Image of es-ki-mo es-ki-mo
    11/13/08

    In reply to The Best Of James Bond's Sex Puns
    It's punny 'cause it's blue.
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    Image of Btwbfdimho Btwbfdimho
    11/13/08

    In reply to The Best Of James Bond's Sex Puns
    One more

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    Image of Sproing Sproing
    11/13/08

    @Btwbfdimho: Decent line, but Diamonds Are Forever is the worst of all possible Connery Bond movies. Made on the cheap, cheaply cast, cheaply shot, and staffed with a pair of evil homo assassins.
     Reply
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    Image of Truculent Truculent
    11/13/08

    @Sproing: Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd were the best part of the movie
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    Image of zaropa zaropa
    11/13/08

    @Truculent: And one of them -- never remember which one -- is Crispin Glover's father. A lot of people don't know that.
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    Image of Sproing Sproing
    11/13/08

    @zaropa: It is true what you say!
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    11/13/08

    In reply to The Best Of James Bond's Sex Puns
    Excellent. Now I need to watch some porn.
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    Image of Unfun Unfun
    11/13/08

    In reply to The Best Of James Bond's Sex Puns
    Good job, Nick. You're quite the hard worker.


    More Sean Connery videos plz, kthx.

     Reply
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    Image of Larry Fine Larry Fine
    11/13/08

    In reply to The Best Of James Bond's Sex Puns
    Only a true internet geek would think that the phrase "Click above to enjoy" is a sex pun. Get out from behind the monitor and go diddle someone Richard. Jesus Hairy Palms Christ.
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    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    11/13/08

    @pareenesterrine: Why are you always such an asshole?
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    Image of Larry Fine Larry Fine
    11/13/08

    @Richard: Sorry, I'll stop.
     Reply
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    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    11/13/08

    @pareenesterrine: I'M A HUMAN BEING WITH FEELINGS.
     Reply
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    Image of Larry Fine Larry Fine
    11/13/08

    @Richard: I know. I will stop. You don't deserve it.
     Reply
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    Image of CodePink CodePink
    11/13/08

    @pareenesterrine: Thank you. :)
     Reply
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    Image of TheHonJudgeSmails TheHonJudgeSmails
    11/13/08

    In reply to The Best Of James Bond's Sex Puns
    Vagina Cockmouth will be played in 2019 by Lindsay Lohan.
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    11/13/08

    @TheHonJudgeSmails: Sam does has a cock? I knew it...
     Reply
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    Image of BaconCat BaconCat
    11/13/08

    @lobstr: Her name is Clitora Cienfuegos.
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