Congrats on the new gig, Ryan. Except for this part. I can't believe you have to sift though these piles of steaming tweet for kernels of entertainment.
there is literally nothing more horrible on the entire internet, and i'm including the entire internet, even cumonherface.com and danny gokey's myspace profile, than this particular feature and i have just quietly ignored it forever and ever and today, i couldn't not say something about it, probably because i am still so mad at american idol. jesus god FUCK this feature.
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Good luck, Ryan! Does this mean Cajun Boy is the night guy for the foreseeable future? So much movement!
05/12/09
Can't you just take a motherfucking Ambien and a shot of bourbon like a normal person and shut the fuck up?
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