That second item confused me until I realized you were talking about my dear friend WILLIAM Joel. I'm terribly sad to hear that he's upset, but he should know that Europeans are, in fact, far superior to Americans. Now, if you'll please excuse me, I have a chicken to cook.
@Swifter: I was making fun of Gwyneth Paltrow, but apparently I struck a nerve. For the record, I'm not one to posit any kind of ethnic supremacy, and even if I were, I doubt I'd do it in the comments of a gossip round-up.
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Truth is, most of the Europeans with the desire and talent to make a better world for themselves and their children are Americans now.
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(Apologies for the double post, above.)
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