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Eight TV Actresses Who Should Never Sing Again

Brian Moylan — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 17:40:54 EDT

Leighton Meester released her "first" single today on Ryan Seacrest's radio show. It is horrible. Just as every actor wants to direct, every female TV star wants to be a singer. It never ends well.

It's funny that the AutoTune massacre "Somebody to Love" is being billed as Meester's first track, since the song "Birthday" was all over the internet this spring, but that doesn't make it any better. Meester is just the latest in a long line of small-screen ladies who want to hit the top of the charts. Plug your ears and try to stand the drone of AutoTune

Leighton Meester
TV Show: Gossip Girl
Musical Project: "Somebody to Love" (2009)
Gets Points For: Convincing Robin Thicke to sing with her and being Blair Waldorf.
Loses Points For: Not sounding like a creature that is found in nature.
Horrible-ometer: 7

Kim Zolciak
TV Show: The Real Housewives of Atlanta
Musical Project: "Tardy for the Party" (2009)
Gets Points For: Having a good beat, being a little catchy, and making Andy Cohen dance. Also says she has no desire to sing again.
Loses Points For: Did you watch her try to sing on the show? There's more robot than human on the track.
Horrible-ometer: 4

Heidi Montag
TV Show: The Hills
Musical Project: A number of singles, including "Body Language" (2009)
Gets Points For: Stealing from pop geniuses Yaz
Loses Points For: Have you heard this thing? The beat, the chorus, the singing, everything is disgusting.
Horrible-ometer: 10

Brooke Hogan
TV Show: Hogan Knows Best and Brooke Knows Best
Project: Two albums, Undiscovered (2006) and The Redemption (2009)
Gets Points For: Persistence.
Loses Points For: There's a reason you were undiscovered, and, sorry, there is no redemption after this.
Horrible-ometer: 6

Jo De La Rosa
TV Show: The Real Housewives of Orange County, Date My Ex: Jo and Slade
Musical Project: Unscripted (2008)
Gets Points For: Going away.
Loses Points For: "Singing" the song "Rumors" about how she can't stand people talking about her after she signed up for a reality TV show.
Horrible-ometer: 7

Hayden Panettiere
TV Show: Heroes
Musical Project: A number of singles for Disney movies, "Wake Up Call" (2008)
Gets Points For: Sounding a little bit like Gwen Stefani.
Loses Points For: Not being punk enough to carry off a reggae-inflected slow jam.
Horrible-ometer: 4

Jamie-Lynn Sigler
TV Show: The Sopranos, Entourage
Musical Project: Here to Heaven (2001)
Gets Points For: Giving up the dream.
Loses Points For: Not making fun of it on Entourage. You will not reach heaven until you atone for your sins.
Horrible-ometer: 4

'InStyle' Tells Staff To Look, But Not Touch, The Jamie-Lynn Sigler

Doree Shafrir — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 14:15:56 EDT

A most important email missive just went out to the staff at InStyle. An actress who was on the Most Important Television Show Of Our Time will be in the office! But please don't get too close.

Sent: Friday, June 29, 2007 1:16 PM Subject: Actress Jamie Lyn [sic] Sigler coming Importance: High
She will be here in the large conference room shortly. You can go and see her. Please sit quietly if the editors are talking to her. You can take photos, but ASK her permission first.

And if everyone behaves themselves, there'll be extra cookies at snacktime!

Dina Lohan Celebrates Mother's Day Early

Emily Gould — Wed, 09 May 2007 10:15:38 EDT

Lindsay Lohan's subtle, tasteful mom Dina was working the red carpet at last night's Georgia Rule premiere—as a special correspondent for ET. We're sure she asked some hard-hitting coke tape questions. [Page Six]
Jamie-Lynn "Meadow" Sigler pulls a Mandy Moore, admitting that she owes the people who bought her 2001 CD their money back. [Page Six]
Scarlett Johansson was spotted crying at the Met gala, ostensibly for awful dress related reasons. [Gatecrasher, 2nd item]
Angelina Jolie flipped out when a paparazzo snapped her bathing her kids. [Us]

Celebrity Trading: Damon Dash Makes Dollars

Choire — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 18:15:56 EDT

Trader Monthly, our favorite magazine in the world for thick-necked cigar-smoking i-bankers and the women who unwillingly love them behind dumpsters on 27th Street, has been giving various random people $50K to invest, with the profits going to charity. The results to date prove, unsurprisingly, that Damon Dash is a lot smarter than Moby, and that Jamie-Lynn Sigler is dumb as all get-out.

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