I saw the writing on the wall when the Jamie Farr Golf Classic was renamed the Jamie Farr Owen's Corning Classic, and the Pink Panther became the big-ticket image.
Now if US will stop their figurative fellating of everyone associated with The Hills, that would be sweet.
They could be giving them actual blow jobs too, for all I know. They must be either having sex with them or buying drugs from them to believe the world at large gives a frack.
Mario Lopez - tell me when you'll put your Benz on eBay.
This story makes me so happy. The past few years have been beyond frustrating, watching lazy reality "stars" with no talent, but a big skill in the self-humiliation department, get paid 6-figure sums to show up someplace.
Now - they can go get a job! You know, where you have to get there on time and do, like, work!
@FormerEnglishMajor: i'm not sure "self humiliation" is the term. They don't have enough self-awareness to realize they've become caricatures of themselves. It's all "the only bad press is no press, now book me on something, bitch."
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I still fear that silver linings are only one of those things advertised in the back pages of the Voice.
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They could be giving them actual blow jobs too, for all I know. They must be either having sex with them or buying drugs from them to believe the world at large gives a frack.
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Parturient montes, nascetur ridiculus mus.
(Mountains will be in labour, and an absurd mouse will be born)
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This story makes me so happy. The past few years have been beyond frustrating, watching lazy reality "stars" with no talent, but a big skill in the self-humiliation department, get paid 6-figure sums to show up someplace.
Now - they can go get a job! You know, where you have to get there on time and do, like, work!
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But other than that, i'm totally with you.
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Ask Joe the Plumber.
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