Wow--a Billion Waffles--This Calls For a Waffle House Jam Session--Agree?

As you are no doubt aware, Southern butter wholesaler Waffle House just served its one billionth waffle.

As you are no doubt aware, Southern butter wholesaler Waffle House just served its one billionth waffle.

“Can Bernie Sanders sing? No, he can’t,” writes Eusebius, the top-rated Amazon reviewer of We Shall Overcome, Bernie Sanders’ first an only spoken-word music album. “I wanted to have a chuckle at his expense, but I stayed and listened with deep admiration.” Eusebius, I agree.
Spring sprang about a month ago, but it finally feels like it. My iPhone tells me that it’s going to be 75 and sunny tomorrow in New York. That’s crazy! People are going to be walking around butt-ass naked in response, and won’t that be fun to see? There’s nothing like a solid spring day to undo four bullshit months…
Like we always do at this time, share your current jams (summer or otherwise) in the comments below like so:
Just like we did last time, share your current jams in the comments below. I'm assuming they will be summer jams, because it is summer, but I also will not judge you if you don't live in the Northern hemisphere or otherwise don't acknowledge summer or like that word and instead refer to these as your "blockbuster…
Usually, when we post videos of the New York City subway, it's because people a) committed assault, b) said horrible things or c) engaged in gross activity. But not today! Today, we post a video of the subway because a guy with bongos and a lady with a ukulele, who had apparently never met before taking the same…
Altarcations coming up! Meantime: Fergie and Josh Duhamael renewed their vows. There probably wasn't a bachelor party, nor a stripper present. Also, the sleazy-looking Backstreet Boy got engaged, which gives me a reason to bring you this early afternoon jam: