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This Is How New York Casanova Paul Janka Works

Paul Janka, who shot to internet infamy this week over his lady-killing ways, delights in the titillation of the written word. A recent or soon-to-be-recent conquest of his sent us this writing of his; she received it from him. It looks to be a form letter. Its content is something of a mix between a instruction manual, street directions and high schooler's version of Les Petits Oiseaux. He calls his penis a "warm muscle." If words can be NSFW, it's definitely NSFW. More »

3:35 PM on Fri Dec 14 2007
By Joshua Stein
30,483 views, 262 comments

Latest by n/a: Thank you so much for printing this! My daughter just asked me where babies come from (she's 11!) and now all I have to do is let her read Mr. Janka's very helpful description of how sex will be if more »