I hereby offer to buy a crate of knitting needles, of which I'll send a pair to every columnist, blogger and blathering talking head appearing on cable/local TV hyperventilating over Obama's respecting local customs. Gratis.
Then at 12 Noon on an appointed day, each recipient will heat up the tips until they glow red.
At 12:10 PM sharp, I will be given two minutes to Google evidence of Conservative pols who bowed or curtsied the Queen of England.
I will then send the results in care of John Cook for certification.
At 12:12 PM, either every recipient will douse their glowing knitting needles using their vitreous fluid, or I will eat whatever knitting needles remain in my crate. All via live webcam (with audio, 'natch).
Needless to say, I'm expecting to be quite famished at 12:15 PM.
We learned during the previous administration that Dick Cheney would often comment to the press with the condition that he not be named, only described as a "Senior Government Official".
Perhaps President Obama is continuing the tradition?
So...is it still customary to bow in Japan or that an outdated thing? All of the experts on Michelle Malkin's comment board say that no one does it anymore. And all of them say they've lived in Japan for at least thirty years.
@VioletViolet: Sure they have! Rooming with that one gay friend every one of them has who doesn't think he or she should have the right to get married.
@RedShoes: Okay. It's not that I assumed the Malkin commenters were right or even that they really had such extensive experience in Japan. It just that the idea of the custom losing popularity due to Westernization isn't all that crazy. And when Malkin's minions say anything less than crazy, there's a problem.
@Mediahohoho: @quotidian: Um, no I think that's just a way of pointing out how stupid and pointless most of the criticism is. It's a way of saying, "hey, look what these stupid assholes are saying now," while linking it to stupid stuff the stupid assholes said previously. And it's hardly unique to Gawker.
@RedShoes: It's been three years and I STILL have to stop myself from bowing. There are pictures of me bowing to a dean at my graduation the year after I came back from my summer studying abroad.
I see no problem with this. I say, you get respect once you give it. And if by bowing to an elder, no matter the nationality, shows that you're a humble human being that recognizes a centuries old custom, to me means you're intelligent, proactive, generous, able to live outside of a solely Americanized bubble, and comfortable enough in your own skin to do what's appropriate. Only the insecure need start a pissing match.
Except they're not idiots. They're shameless jerks who will use any excuse they can to try to embarrass Obama. If he hadn't bowed, they would have said he was being rude.
This shows you how morally bankrupt the Republican Party has become. Unemployment rate is 10.2%, record budget deficits, millions without health insurance. There are lots of valid criticisms of Obama, but these guys demean themselves and the nation when they engage in these transparently ridiculous criticisms.
@econdave: This is a false dichotomy. They're shameless jerks who are also idiots. Seriously. Even their own team is starting to catch on that they're grasping at straws -- did you see the Fox poll? If you can't even get Fox viewers to agree with your idiotic assertion, you've really screwed the pooch.
A. If I ever met someone whose job title was emperor, I'd sure as hell bow to him too.
B. Jesus, I wish people would just get off Barry's (lovely) ass and let him do his job, which includes undoing the global alienation of the previous administration. #barackobama
Also, what the Bowgate people don't seem to understand is that, if Obama is bowing in order to show that he is the subordinate of the Emperor of Japan, he's essentially subordinating himself to a guy with no real power. The Emperor is nothing but a figurehead now. #barackobama
@The One: It makes the issue mute. I mean when I say Grace at my parents dinner table I round it off with 'in the name of our lord j.c.' because it makes the old man happy. It costs me nothing to perform this gesture of harmony. Get over it.
@The One: Well, if it were true (that Obama was supplicating himself to the Emperor of Japan), it would be an interesting act of duplicity, at the very least. #barackobama
@JohnnyJboss: Moot, not mute. Nobody cares if you perform a gesture or not, since you are thankfully not the President of the United States. #barackobama
@The One: And yet he's still bombing the Middle East! Again, if Obama were truly trying to create the perception that he's supplicating himself to these guys, then it's less a sign of Obama's weakness, and more a sign of his great ability for cunning duplicity. Think about it: he's successfully assuaged the fears and anxieties of our enemies and international counterparts, without changing Bush's policies in any essential way. This is not weakness, it's genius!
@skt.smth: No one bows that deep in Japan unless it is for an apology. Greeting bow is just a few degrees and a little bit more (range of 45º?) for showing high respect. No, I'm not in the Obama is apologizing for America camp but in this case someone told him wrong or he is ignorant or he really is apologizing for something.
@trucha: Actually, the depth of the bow depends entirely on age and position. For example, if you work in a school, you'd do a regular bow to a fellow teacher, a deeper bow to the principal (especially when meeting the first time), and you'll show more respect if these people are older than you. If there were ever a place for the deep bow, it would be upon meeting the Emperor of Japan. And if you watch the actual video of it, it's not like Obama holds the bow for a long time. He's bringing his head lower than Akihito's, and since he's a pretty tall guy, it looks like this major act of self-effacement. The media has, of course, seized on a shot of Obama at the absolute lowest point of the bow in order to make it look even more sensational.
In any case, the bow in Japan is not a sign of submission. It's a sign of respect. It's nice to have a president who seeks to achieve his ends by showing respect to other world leaders, rather than just expecting them to bend over to the U.S. president from the outset. #barackobama
@skt.smth:
Some of the FoxFollowers have been commenting about it and it's been something on their network.
Yesterday, they posted a clip from Fox News Sunday on Mediaite, showing the Obama bow and followed it with film of Dick Cheney not bowing, which prompted his daughter to say something about "Cheney 2012".
@skt.smth: I agree with what you are saying but I've never seen anyone bow at that angle before outside of hearings. I've never lived in Japan so I'm just going by what people have told me in the past and what I've seen in various media before this instance.
I have no clue about bowing in relation to one's head height so if that's the case then I'm the ignorant one. I thought it was all an angle thing. #barackobama
@skt.smth: While I agree with your last point, you are wrong about the custom of bowing in Japan.
Obama's bow is 45 degrees or more, and eyes to the floor, which means either: (a) that he views the Emperor as an authority in the manner of a divine being, or (b) that he is apologizing.
Of course Obama is probably just exaggerating the motion out of unfamiliarity, but these "nuances" are well understood by all Japanese and many others. Someone told Obama that the deeper the bow, the more polite, which is only kinda correct, but overly simple.
Nixon did it right -- eye-to-eye, and no more than 30 degrees. This is how one would bow to sensei, peers, etc.
I'm no raving right-winger, but how fucking hard is it to get such a commonplace custom right when your job is visiting foreign dignitaries? It does make him look foolish. This is especially the case because the Emperor offered him the handshake, and did not reciprocate the deep bow.
Final point: maybe Obama meant to apologize. Given U.S. history in Japan, this would be a legit (if controversial) thing to do in my opinion. #barackobama
@trucha: Honestly, the details of the bow are immaterial. Watch the video. I think you'd be hard pressed to find anything offensive about it.
The point is that, in Japan (especially ceremonies of state), bow = handshake. It's not a sign of supplication. It's a sign of respect. You'll notice that Obama bows and that Akihito gives him a hearty handshake. But I doubt you'll hear many people in Japan saying "Oh my God, Akihito shook Obama's hand heartily, what a cheese-eating surrender monkey, kick him off the throne!"
That there would be even the slightest actual controversy about this in the mainstream is patently absurd.
@Motoko Kusanagi: Umm, the Emperor himself no longer views his position as divine. That concession was made a while ago.
You're right. I think Obama is exaggerating the motion because it's not a familiar thing, or more likely because he knows he's pretty fucking tall and isn't sure if he has to overcompensate because of that.
Where you're wrong is in attributing some deep meaning to this event. Watch the effing video, man. The bow is deep but quick. That particular photo is incredibly misleading, which is probably why you won't see the Obamabowgate crowd using the video as a source.
I think that, if Obama bowed that deeply in order to correct something, it was likely not for U.S. history with Japan, but for the dunderhead presidents before him who never felt as though they had to pay any real respect to Japan in order to get what they wanted.
He bowed. He showed respect. The Emperor shook his hand. The Emperor showed respect. That is the beginning and the end of what happened in that scene. #barackobama
@skt.smth: As someone who knows a bit, amen to that. I am surprised they didn't start breaking down degrees into parsecs. I doubt he would be judged by the Japanese leaders as somehow being ignorant for going a bit beyond the norm when paying respect. #barackobama
@skt.smth: I really cant understand the hubub over this. That this even makes news (even after he kissed the hand of the Saudi King)...its just not central to any issue...anywhere.
That being said, the man made a mistake...it happens, but why cant you just admit he did something wrong. You are just as bad as those who want to paint this as something it isnt.
He made a mistake, his intentions were good...stop defending his mistake...call it what it is...move on and let those who would obsess about this do so. #barackobama
@skt.smth: My point from the beginning was that it matters to a Japanese audience. Trust me: they notice EVERYTHING from the position of the eyes, chin, straightness of back, where the hands are, whether the butt is sticking out...etc.
I'm sorry but you can't just say "he did his best and it was a little off" about POTUS. He should be getting very clear advice about these matters.
@Motoko Kusanagi: I honestly don't believe it does. They're like "OMG Obama, oh how funny that he bowed deeply there." The Obamania throughout East Asia is more than enough to safeguard him from this kind of trivial criticism. Americans don't watch TV waiting for world leaders to "shake the president's hand incorrectly" or some crap like that. Give the Japanese a little bit more credit than that.
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Then at 12 Noon on an appointed day, each recipient will heat up the tips until they glow red.
At 12:10 PM sharp, I will be given two minutes to Google evidence of Conservative pols who bowed or curtsied the Queen of England.
I will then send the results in care of John Cook for certification.
At 12:12 PM, either every recipient will douse their glowing knitting needles using their vitreous fluid, or I will eat whatever knitting needles remain in my crate. All via live webcam (with audio, 'natch).
Needless to say, I'm expecting to be quite famished at 12:15 PM.
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Perhaps President Obama is continuing the tradition?
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This shows you how morally bankrupt the Republican Party has become. Unemployment rate is 10.2%, record budget deficits, millions without health insurance. There are lots of valid criticisms of Obama, but these guys demean themselves and the nation when they engage in these transparently ridiculous criticisms.
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B. Jesus, I wish people would just get off Barry's (lovely) ass and let him do his job, which includes undoing the global alienation of the previous administration. #barackobama
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In any case, the bow in Japan is not a sign of submission. It's a sign of respect. It's nice to have a president who seeks to achieve his ends by showing respect to other world leaders, rather than just expecting them to bend over to the U.S. president from the outset. #barackobama
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Some of the FoxFollowers have been commenting about it and it's been something on their network.
Yesterday, they posted a clip from Fox News Sunday on Mediaite, showing the Obama bow and followed it with film of Dick Cheney not bowing, which prompted his daughter to say something about "Cheney 2012".
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I have no clue about bowing in relation to one's head height so if that's the case then I'm the ignorant one. I thought it was all an angle thing. #barackobama
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Obama's bow is 45 degrees or more, and eyes to the floor, which means either: (a) that he views the Emperor as an authority in the manner of a divine being, or (b) that he is apologizing.
Of course Obama is probably just exaggerating the motion out of unfamiliarity, but these "nuances" are well understood by all Japanese and many others. Someone told Obama that the deeper the bow, the more polite, which is only kinda correct, but overly simple.
Nixon did it right -- eye-to-eye, and no more than 30 degrees. This is how one would bow to sensei, peers, etc.
I'm no raving right-winger, but how fucking hard is it to get such a commonplace custom right when your job is visiting foreign dignitaries? It does make him look foolish. This is especially the case because the Emperor offered him the handshake, and did not reciprocate the deep bow.
Final point: maybe Obama meant to apologize. Given U.S. history in Japan, this would be a legit (if controversial) thing to do in my opinion. #barackobama
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The point is that, in Japan (especially ceremonies of state), bow = handshake. It's not a sign of supplication. It's a sign of respect. You'll notice that Obama bows and that Akihito gives him a hearty handshake. But I doubt you'll hear many people in Japan saying "Oh my God, Akihito shook Obama's hand heartily, what a cheese-eating surrender monkey, kick him off the throne!"
That there would be even the slightest actual controversy about this in the mainstream is patently absurd.
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You're right. I think Obama is exaggerating the motion because it's not a familiar thing, or more likely because he knows he's pretty fucking tall and isn't sure if he has to overcompensate because of that.
Where you're wrong is in attributing some deep meaning to this event. Watch the effing video, man. The bow is deep but quick. That particular photo is incredibly misleading, which is probably why you won't see the Obamabowgate crowd using the video as a source.
I think that, if Obama bowed that deeply in order to correct something, it was likely not for U.S. history with Japan, but for the dunderhead presidents before him who never felt as though they had to pay any real respect to Japan in order to get what they wanted.
He bowed. He showed respect. The Emperor shook his hand. The Emperor showed respect. That is the beginning and the end of what happened in that scene. #barackobama
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That being said, the man made a mistake...it happens, but why cant you just admit he did something wrong. You are just as bad as those who want to paint this as something it isnt.
He made a mistake, his intentions were good...stop defending his mistake...call it what it is...move on and let those who would obsess about this do so. #barackobama
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I'm sorry but you can't just say "he did his best and it was a little off" about POTUS. He should be getting very clear advice about these matters.
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