Is Elmo short for Guglielmo? Are u guys sponging off my Facebook page again, BTW? I posted a photo of a sculpture titled "Elmo 3" this morning and did a little meniscing about the 80's... #lindsaylohan
It's one thing for the kids at school to call your mom a slut because she's a stripper, but entirely another to call her a slut for boning Fergie's husband all night.
AND it's the Saturday of Our Lives because I'm going in for an interview at Crossroads where they'll hopefully overlook my lack of knowledge regarding fashion labels and hire because I'm just so damn beautiful. #lindsaylohan
I always check to see if Jeffrey Tambor has left Scientology, it is my one wish for Hollywood.
The look that kid gave Pamela let me know that she is wise beyond her years.
Paris Hilton and a pig, the jokes really do write themselves.
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AND it's the Saturday of Our Lives because I'm going in for an interview at Crossroads where they'll hopefully overlook my lack of knowledge regarding fashion labels and hire because I'm just so damn beautiful. #lindsaylohan
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Either way, you shameless self promotion was well appreciated. #lindsaylohan
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Cocaine, vodka, pixie stix and sushi.
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The look that kid gave Pamela let me know that she is wise beyond her years.
Paris Hilton and a pig, the jokes really do write themselves.
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It's so hard to find good child labor these days.
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