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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    05/11/09

    In reply to World's Richest A$$hole
    On the other hand, he started with nothing and now he's the rich guy surrounded by hot women and insane cars. The laugh is on whom?
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    Image of Pinekatz Pinekatz
    05/11/09

    @son of spam: SoS, its still on him. He's a pimp. Nothing less and nothing more.
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    Image of xmonkeydr xmonkeydr
    05/11/09

    In reply to World's Richest A$$hole
    I guess being a fishmonger is the only way to achieve entrepreneurial success in old Europe. That's fine but what he did to those cars is inexcusable.


    For everyone who clucks about what an asshole this guy is there are three "down the shore" who are contemplating a similar career path.

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    Image of britneyspearstears britneyspearstears
    05/12/09

    @xmonkeydr: In all fairness the "Rolls-Royce Phantom Drophead Coupe covered in a Louis Vuitton multicolored monogram print" is a ltd. ed. Murakami/LVMH art car, akin to the whole BMW thing, about 30 years too late and tragically curated.
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    Image of LilyBlue LilyBlue
    05/11/09

    In reply to World's Richest A$$hole
    Fake teeth, fake tans, fake title, fake tits. Marcus and his friends belong on FakeBook.
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    Image of Pinekatz Pinekatz
    05/11/09

    @LilyBlue: Hah!
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    05/11/09

    In reply to World's Richest A$$hole
    Hot Chicks with Douchebags.
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    05/11/09

    In reply to World's Richest A$$hole
    I am grooving on the golden horse behind the be-ermined prince, would that be what Moses warned us about? Are drunk worship service orgies about to commence? Twitter me, princeling.
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    05/11/09

    In reply to World's Richest A$$hole
    Ah yes, the Butcher Prince of Germany. I wonder if his father is the Sausage King? His mother must be the DQ (that's Dairy Queen, of course!).
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    Image of sassypants sassypants
    05/11/09

    In reply to World's Richest A$$hole
    Christ. That's just a LOT of plastic surgery gone horribly, horribly wrong. His face is reminiscent of the Joker's...
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    05/11/09

    In reply to World's Richest A$$hole
    but who is the world's poorest asshole?
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    Image of Senator Sully Senator Sully
    05/11/09

    @shostakobitch: I think it would have to be a Gawker commenter.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    05/11/09

    @shostakobitch:


    I was in the running for a while, then I got a job with benefits.


    One more brass ring uncaught.

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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    05/12/09

    @Senator Sully: I haven't noticed AD around lately. Confession: I like when AD stirs things up.
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    05/11/09

    In reply to World's Richest A$$hole
    Actually, he's not really a prince of anything. Nobility and titles have no standing in German law. Any German has the right to use any "title" they wish as a part of their last name (so it's not Prinz Marcus von Anhalt but rather Marcus Prinz von Anhalt), but no one is allowed to have it as a title that precedes their names. What a waste of money, buying a name. But I guess if it makes him happy, he should just do it.
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    Image of TuxedoUWS TuxedoUWS
    04/10/09

    In reply to So You Want to Be a Fameball?
    Ummm, you left out one important thing- BIG TITS. Small breasted women (or fat ones) don't get to be fameballs.
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    04/10/09

    @TuxedoUWS: Oh, please.


    Allison is a B-cup in a push-up bra.

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    Image of Lazy Susan Lazy Susan
    04/10/09

    In reply to So You Want to Be a Fameball?
    So you saying there's no one I can fuck for a fameball?
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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    04/09/09

    In reply to So You Want to Be a Fameball?
    So posting pictures of my dick on websites isn't gonna cut it? Time for Plan B.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    04/09/09

    @son of spam: You mean the morning after pill? Good planning.
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    Image of LeGagneur LeGagneur
    04/09/09

    In reply to So You Want to Be a Fameball?
    Parts of this article make me feel like Fameballs are some sort of Chia Pet.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    04/10/09

    @LeGagneur:


    There may well be something to that.

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    Image of TillieHarper: Negress in Sheep's Clothing TillieHarper: Negress in Sheep's Clothing
    04/09/09

    In reply to So You Want to Be a Fameball?
    Can I be honest here?


    I still don't know who Julia Allison is? What she does? Where she came from?


    I've just read the name over and over on Gawker. Other than that -- nothing.


    I guess that means she's doing it right?


    Or maybe I'm just a dizzy dame who don't know nothin'.

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    Image of Thatcornellguy Thatcornellguy
    04/10/09

    @TillieHarper: Julia Alison exists so that when nothing happens in New York/The Publishing Industry/The Media, Gawker editors have someone(thing) to write about.
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    Image of Not The Red Baron Not The Red Baron
    04/09/09

    In reply to So You Want to Be a Fameball?
    I like this article. I'm quietly a bit of a fan of Julia's, simply because she fulfills all of the above criteria so awesomely, and doesn't ever fall into the pitfalls. It really does take some talent to be able to be the ultimate fameball; even if it's an obtuse and reprehensible talent to many, it's a talent nonetheless. It can't be easy. Suddenly, I feel vindicated.
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    Image of pufflehuff pufflehuff
    04/09/09

    @Not The Red Baron: You liiiiiike her! It must be hard for a hetero dude not to. And yet.
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