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    12/10/09

    In reply to Body Language: Will They Last?
    Definitely the first time "soulful" and "Olivia Palermo" were used in the same paragraph. Perhaps universe.
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    12/10/09

    In reply to Body Language: Will They Last?
    This is fine. But which one do I pick for the Megaball drawing on Friday?
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    12/10/09

    In reply to Body Language: Will They Last?
    "It's also interesting how she's holding her purse." Becuase if they were really committed, he would be holding her fucking purse, amirite? Emmy Rossum is really hot and, like, 13 years old (at least as compared to Adam). He should carry her whole Hannah Montana backpack and lunch cooler combo for her.
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    12/10/09

    In reply to Body Language: Will They Last?
    This reminds me of the groundbreaking study by the team of Drs. Ben and Eileen Dover which stated conclusively that Liberace's flashy, effeminate demeanor was a mask for the ruggedly brooding Alpha male he really was.
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    12/10/09

    @scroll_lock: Throughly debunked by the in depth analysis of the team of Willie Liquor and Betty Dont.
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    12/10/09

    @blix: I believe you are confusing it with the thesis proferred jointly by Gay Barr and Iva Biggun.
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    12/10/09

    @scroll_lock: I would be if I was citing Wikipedia as if it were a peer reviewed journal. Just refer to the brilliant paper by Prof. (Emeritus) Hugh E. Rection for proof. Remember, bibliometrics!
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    12/10/09

    @blix: Poor, confused Blixy. Excessive imbibing has caused you to black out the many nights we spent poring over the collected works of Bert Control and Ron Dayvu.
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    12/10/09

    @scroll_lock: Excessive imbibment was the only thing that got me through our research on the causes of Liberace's behavior, or have you forgotten our discovery of the effect of asymmetrical manparts in the stellar works of physiognomic research by Dr. Huan Hung Lo. Heady stuff!
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    12/10/09

    @blix: But that research was completely disproven by the tireless research efforts of Drs. Dick Hertz and Jack Hoff.
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    12/10/09

    @scroll_lock: Oh, now you're getting punchy. Next you'll deny that the flashy costumes were to mask the stains caused by poor bladder control as reported by I. P. Knightly.
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    12/11/09

    @blix: Cousin of I.P. Freely.
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    12/11/09

    @scroll_lock: Only by marriage to Mike Rotch.
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    12/11/09

    @blix: But she cheated with Buster Hymen.
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    12/11/09

    @scroll_lock: Yes, what a letdown. Hugh Jass was pissed.
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    12/11/09

    @blix: Not as pissed as Bette Yeras.
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    12/10/09

    In reply to Body Language: Will They Last?
    And we all want something beautiful.
    Man, I wish I was beautiful...
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    12/10/09

    @Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: He appears to be wondering where he can find a gray guitar.
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    12/10/09

    @scroll_lock: I predict A Long December for that young lady.
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    12/10/09

    @Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: I saw a compromising photo of her with Einstein on the beach.
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    Image of Atilla the Bun Atilla the Bun
    12/10/09

    In reply to Body Language: Will They Last?
    A relationship with a guy named "Topper" isn't sexually charged? How can this be?
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    12/10/09

    @Atilla the Bun: It's not as much fun as dating Timothy Bottoms.
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    12/10/09

    @Atilla the Bun: How true this is. Even a nickname like "Top" is a total boner-kill.
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    11/22/09


    Ivanka Trump was in my yoga class today at 1 p.m. with her new husband. Very tall and beautiful in person. Not very good at yoga; she left half an hour into class.

    #stalker #ivankatrump #jaredkushner #davidbartongym #yoga
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    11/16/09

    In reply to Ivanka Trump Whining: The Sound of the Future
    Bla, bla, bla... you're missing the meat here: 10's of thousands of photos of the glamorous young Ivanka, but no one of her buttocks. Society demands a glimpse of Ivanka's buttocks.
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    11/16/09

    In reply to Ivanka Trump Whining: The Sound of the Future
    Ron Rosenbaum, then Doree S., there's nothing left in there that is readable. Now it's a peach-colored piece of fluff, like Ivanka's ass. #ivankatrump
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    11/16/09

    In reply to Ivanka Trump Whining: The Sound of the Future
    "My husband and I," Ivanka. #ivankatrump
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    11/16/09

    @Tchotchke: "My husband and me" I think. #ivankatrump
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    11/16/09

    @Tchotchke: Nope, she's right. #ivankatrump
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    11/16/09

    @crotchety: That sounds better, but I think that how she wrote it is sufficiently correct. Also, had the exact same thought about "late Jared." How tragic! Oh, wait... #ivankatrump
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    11/16/09

    @DahlELama: Sigh. I stand corrected. Once again, trumped by a Trump. #ivankatrump
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    11/16/09

    @Tchotchke: To be fair, she probably employs a staff of 47 to proofread her Tweets. It's tough to compete with that. #ivankatrump
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    11/16/09

    In reply to Ivanka Trump Whining: The Sound of the Future
    "it's that she and her husband seem to be totally enveloping the New York Observer in the Trump Brand".

    Hmmmm. Ivanka was brought up by TRUMP (tm), in the TRUMP TOWER (tm), stars in "The Apprentice" (tm), is a VP at the TRUMP ORGANIZATION (tm) - so her making the Observer part of the TRUMP (tm) brand is a surprise... how? #ivankatrump
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    11/09/09

    In reply to The K Is Not for Kushner
    I so cannot wait for the divorce! #jaredkushner
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    11/09/09

    In reply to The K Is Not for Kushner
    I saw the number five with asswipes
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    Image of manchops manchops
    11/09/09

    In reply to The K Is Not for Kushner
    Something about seeing the toilet paper King Kushner and Queen Ivanka will be using makes me incredibly uncomfortable. I didn't realize The Perfect People actually use the bathroom. #jaredkushner
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    11/09/09

    @manchops: They do, but their poop smells like butterscotch and truffles. #jaredkushner
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    11/09/09

    In reply to The K Is Not for Kushner
    Er, yes those are "diapers next to Ivanka". They are also on a stroller with a bloody baby/toddler inside!

    Unless the Trumps go to a special K-Mart where you can buy a baby with all the necessities thrown in, I reckon it might (might!) just be a bit of perspective... #jaredkushner
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