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    Twitterati Get Nasty Pictures After Seeking Free Liquor

    Reporter 'Sorry' for Flashing Town Hall

    Twittering a Bodily Collapse — and a Rescue

    The Twitterati Give Their Divorce Lawyer a Porn Name

    The Twitterati Are Humbled by a Bollywood Martini

    The Twitterati Toss Their BlackBerry at Maureen Dowd

    Everyone's Real Fake on Twitter

    The Twitterati Will Have Painkillers, Two CDs, and a Martini

    The Twitterati, Now Lazier Than Ever!

    A Day When None Rose Above
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/02/09

    In reply to Twitterati Get Nasty Pictures After Seeking Free Liquor
    Any Twitterati participating in the #unseenprequels? Because those are effing hilarious. "Gilbert Grape Seems Fine" is making me weep.

    Also, I love Busy Phillips. #wereadtwittersoyoudonthaveto
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    11/02/09

    In reply to Twitterati Get Nasty Pictures After Seeking Free Liquor
    As TellMeLies pointed out in the Tila Tequila thread, please include these wise and wonderful tidbits in the next update of Twitterati:

    twitter.com/shitmydadsays

    "Who in the fuck is tila tequila? Is she a stripper?...That's her? Yeah, that's a stripper, son, I don't give a shit what you say." #tilatequila #wereadtwittersoyoudonthaveto
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    11/03/09

    @Cynner: Thank you for that. Reading that feed made my Tuesday morning infinitely better. #wereadtwittersoyoudonthaveto
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    11/03/09

    @NoelleBlue: Honestly, if that guy is as funny as his tweets -- that is a reality show of real life, humor and a father/son relationship that would be a hit. His comment about dogs is now going to be my signature line, with credit, of course! #wereadtwittersoyoudonthaveto
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    08/13/09

    In reply to Reporter 'Sorry' for Flashing Town Hall
    I once inadvertently flashed a room full of poets including the Poet Laureate, but Twitter hadn't been invented yet.

    WHY MUST I ALWAYS BE AHEAD OF MY TIME???
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    07/10/09

    In reply to Twittering a Bodily Collapse — and a Rescue
    Is Dan Abrahams still on his high horse (Renee Zellwegger) or did he already put her out to pasture?
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    Image of belltolls belltolls
    07/10/09

    In reply to Twittering a Bodily Collapse — and a Rescue
    Dan Abrams: I saw you on television recently and it looked like you have recently been sleeping on a park bench. Scraggly, unshaved face; rumply clothes. People at Gawker I would bet don't sleep on park benches--at least most of them don't.
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    07/10/09

    @belltolls: Well, certainly not by choice.
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    07/10/09

    @belltolls: I noticed that, too. I just assumed he didn't think Hoda and Kathie Lee are worth shaving for.
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    07/11/09

    @Steverino Begins: Depends on what he's shaving!
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    07/11/09

    @belltolls: Not since they fired Sheila.
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    Image of Pinekatz Pinekatz
    07/10/09

    In reply to Twittering a Bodily Collapse — and a Rescue
    Milo Tweetosopolous, you gave me my first laugh-out-loud today. Thank you. Ambulance Man: We, who are about to suffer mild to moderate pain that could be relieved with ibuprofen, salute you.
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    07/10/09

    @Pinekatz: Milo, I thought about my comment. Gosh, what if its serious? What if a thromboembolic event is happening? What if your kneecap isn't where its suppose to be? I'm sorry to make light of your pain. But still, you made me laugh. Feel better soon!



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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    07/10/09

    In reply to Twittering a Bodily Collapse — and a Rescue
    Ambulance man: "I'm going to amputate your goddamn leg if you don't stop tweeting." Me: "OMG, srsly?" Will keep u posted #amputation
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    Image of milominderbinder milominderbinder
    07/10/09

    In reply to Twittering a Bodily Collapse — and a Rescue
    acute pain requires an ambulance? geez, i broke my foot once and just hobbled around for a month until it wasn't giant and purple, WIMP.
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    07/11/09

    @milominderbinder: Ditto. What, the pain was so bad he couldn't flag a cab in New York???
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    Image of JulesNoctambule JulesNoctambule
    05/11/09

    In reply to The Twitterati Give Their Divorce Lawyer a Porn Name
    Penelope Trunk -- isn't she the one who stalked a guy about some comment he made and posted all about it on her blog? Real class act.
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    05/11/09

    @JulesNoctambule: Is she related to Penelope Tree?
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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    05/11/09

    In reply to The Twitterati Give Their Divorce Lawyer a Porn Name
    Stupid husband-- doesn't he know bad feng shui can be cured with mirrors and fountains and pictures of turtles and shit? It's SCIENCE. Jeez.
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    Image of El Matardillo El Matardillo
    05/11/09

    In reply to The Twitterati Give Their Divorce Lawyer a Porn Name
    Did you witness the media elite tweet something indiscreet? Please email us your favorite tweets - or send us more Twitter usernames.


    No, because you read Twitter so that I don't have to. Thanks!

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    Image of metoometoo metoometoo
    04/06/09

    In reply to The Twitterati Are Humbled by a Bollywood Martini
    This feature could be so much more entertaining if you selected tweets that were actually funny or interesting, instead of ones designed to showcase how boring and lame Twitter is. Diablo Cody's Twitter is occasionally amusing, for example. But I guess that might encourage people to stray from Gawker and explore other forms of frivolous procrastination. Tough call.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    04/06/09

    @metoometoo: Seconded.
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    04/06/09

    @Mount_Prion: I couldn't see it either at first, but now I think this feature is fricking hilarious.


    Possibly it helps that this is my only exposure to The 140-Character-Based Website That Dare Not Speak Its Name.

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    04/06/09

    In reply to The Twitterati Are Humbled by a Bollywood Martini
    I can't believe I know that the PB&J Martini-making 'she' refers to Sandra Lee.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    04/06/09

    @the supergoddess: oh dear: the semi-palatable chef who matches her dishware to the seasons. I'd rather eat the sprouty things on my taters.
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    Image of Fishnets and Cigarettes Fishnets and Cigarettes
    03/27/09

    In reply to Everyone's Real Fake on Twitter
    Why is Keith Olbermann wearing a 70s era 3-piece suit?
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    Image of Tremonius Tremonius
    03/27/09

    In reply to Everyone's Real Fake on Twitter
    Once upon a long time ago, I ran something called a BBS, which allowed individual callers to use my home machine for fun and games. I don't know what that was about, but there were games, you could play them, and sometimes there was actual canned dialogue presented to the player! Like, they'd be in a chess match against the machine, and the chat would be, "Hey, good move."


    The problem, for me, came when the callers thought those insipid banalities were actually sent by me myself! I was thus considered by my loyal users a vapid bozo.


    Pretty soon I did something else with my time.

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