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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    09/23/09

    In reply to Tyra Banks Enjoys Being Naked, In the Right Light
    Alice Tully Hall is NOT across the street from the Metropolitan Opera House. That would be Avery Fisher Hall. ATH is about a block and a half away and half the size, so Mischa was extra-confused.
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    09/23/09

    @FormerEnglishMajor: Yes, but how does one get to Carnegie Hall?
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    09/23/09

    @FormerEnglishMajor: P.S. Avery Fisher Hall is actually at a right angle to the Metropolitan Opera House, and both facilities are in the "center" of Lincoln Center's pedestrian area and face Josie Robertson Plaza. Alice Tully Hall is truly just across the street--West 65th Street, specifically--from the opera house, though the low-lying Beaumont and Newhouse Theaters nestle on the Met's north side. (I'm not sure how you would calculate a block-and-a-half's distance between the opera house and Tully, unless you started from the Met's northwest corner).

    Mischa may have had other problems recently, but her land navigation skills are okay in this case.

    (Third point of the Scout Law: A Scout is servicey.)
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    Image of TroisFilles TroisFilles
    09/23/09

    @The Lone Scout: Sigh, do I dare? Practice, practice, practice.
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    09/23/09

    @TroisFilles: [cymbal crash]
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    09/23/09

    @The Lone Scout: I cannot even address the joke...! But Alice Tully is pretty far from the Met Opera. You have to walk that whole plaza to get to the Opera entrance. You either go all the way down to the front and walk the whole plaza, or go down 65th and up the stairs, etc. - it's not close. She just saw a crowd and hopped out of the cab, pretty much.
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    09/23/09

    @FormerEnglishMajor: I've worked there and, granted, there's more than a stone's throw from Tully to the Met. But the post does state that Mischa "booked it across the street" from Tully, so conceivably she dashed across 65th and the plaza in time for curtain up at the Met (thanks to modern chemistry?).
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    09/23/09

    @The Lone Scout: eh, probably had a box so maybe she didn't see the chandeliers rise. Though that probably would have looked good through the drugged haze.
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    09/23/09

    [Redacted]
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    Edited by The Lone Scout at 09/23/09 2:06 PM The Lone Scout was starred The Lone Scout was unstarred
    Image of TroisFilles TroisFilles
    09/23/09

    In reply to Tyra Banks Enjoys Being Naked, In the Right Light
    Compact fluorescent lightbulbs are the bane of every female over the age of 19's existence. In the boudoir, give me a GE Soft White (in the closet, door partially closed) or one of those solar eclipse boxes with the pin prick to let in light. Otherwise, you might as well line my bed with satin curtains and give it brass handles.
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    12/30/08

    In reply to Tom Cruise's Bomb-Proof Car Also Repels Thetans
    Tom had to settle for a bomb-proof car after shopping for a bomb-proof movie.
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    12/30/08

    In reply to Tom Cruise's Bomb-Proof Car Also Repels Thetans
    Tom's car might be able to repel bullets, but can it repel gay rumors?
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    12/30/08

    @FuryOfFirestorm: It runs on them.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    12/30/08

    In reply to Tom Cruise's Bomb-Proof Car Also Repels Thetans
    They should put Prince Edward in the can, like his brother Albert.
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    12/30/08

    In reply to Tom Cruise's Bomb-Proof Car Also Repels Thetans
    What evil nicknames will Joe Dolce coin for Miss Mills, with the help of his bitchy boy friend Jonathan Burnham, of course? Flys on the Wall, call Gawker!
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    12/30/08

    In reply to Tom Cruise's Bomb-Proof Car Also Repels Thetans
    Why aren't more of you concerned about what Katie Holmes is wearing in those photos??? I mean: WTF??
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    Image of dontmindme dontmindme
    12/30/08

    In reply to Tom Cruise's Bomb-Proof Car Also Repels Thetans
    First of all, the galaxy is only 4.3 trillion years old, so this '82 trillion years' is just out of the question.
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    12/30/08

    @dontmindme: From what I can tell, Katie Holmes is on broadway in a Space Opera
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    12/30/08

    In reply to Tom Cruise's Bomb-Proof Car Also Repels Thetans
    Also the Britney item leads me to believe she only likes gay men or men who look/act like gay men.


    Timberlake, K-Fed, Ghalib, etc... all look like they could have stepped right off the cover of Butt Magazine.

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    Image of Colander Colander
    12/30/08

    @drunkexpatwriter: Every pop star who ends up with a dancer, it never works out. J-Lo did it, Aguilera did it. It's the only available penis when all you do is tour, though.
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    12/30/08

    @drunkexpatwriter: yeah, but hmmm, Bollywood. It's cold where i am, and a nice hot desi sounds pretty good right now.
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    12/30/08

    In reply to Tom Cruise's Bomb-Proof Car Also Repels Thetans
    Mission Impossible 4: The Thetans Strike Back.


    All will be shocked when during the climatic battle sequence Xenu exclaims "Your father, I am your father" before using his Theta Blaster to give Cruise a bad haircut.


    Meanwhile Princess Katie will be flying by in the Scio-Copter fighting an army of well armed and angry psychiatrists who have encased Lady Oprha in carbonite in an attempt to sell her to the evil Harvey "The Hutt" Weinstein.

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    Image of mmstk101 mmstk101
    12/30/08

    In reply to Tom Cruise's Bomb-Proof Car Also Repels Thetans
    Since Tom is apparently able to drive it, it seems as though the technology to repel craziness still isn't quite ready.
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    12/30/08

    @mmstk101: you mean like a cross between an ejector seat and a breathalizer that detects bat-shit crazy?
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    12/30/08

    In reply to Tom Cruise's Bomb-Proof Car Also Repels Thetans
    If you can't beat your hunting dog with a stick to make him drop the pheasant you just shot, there's no purpose to royalty anymore in this world. Just let the man swing. The world needs aristocrats.
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    12/30/08

    @Pope John Peeps II: "Congratulations. You have killed a sentient being."


    I can't be the only one who watches Peep Show, can I?

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    12/30/08

    @Pope John Peeps II: Pish Posh
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