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    Britney Spears: Almost a Jew

    Britney Spears Does The Unthinkable: Looks Gorgeous, Laughs, And Dates A Normal Human Being

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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    07/10/09

    In reply to Britney Spears: Almost a Jew
    DO NOT WANT.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    07/10/09

    In reply to Britney Spears: Almost a Jew
    Gwynneth is onto something. When garden snails are rounded up from escargot ranches for processing, they're starved for three days before slaughter as a cleansing process. I'm sure a single escargot day is equal to a Paltrow week. And so, in the end, Gwyneth will probably taste delicious in butter and garlic.
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    07/10/09

    In reply to Britney Spears: Almost a Jew
    Her next album: "Tart of the Covenant".
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    07/10/09

    @resipsaloquacious:First single: Chutzpah, I Yid It Again!
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    07/10/09

    @naugahydeinplainsight:

    The second single: I am not a goy, not yet a Jew.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    07/10/09

    @resipsaloquacious: Spritz Me Bubbe, One More . . . L'Chiam!
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    07/10/09

    @naugahydeinplainsight:

    /golf clap.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/10/09

    In reply to Britney Spears: Almost a Jew
    Cajun, we don't want Brit. And it's not like you don't have some Jewish down there in Louisiana already. We want Charmaine Neville or someone with some real talent.
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    Image of ritualtheory ritualtheory
    07/10/09

    Seriously. Louisianans already have Tony Kushner. And we're all sharing Shia LaBoeuf, for better or worse.@BookishLookish:
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    07/10/09

    In reply to Britney Spears: Almost a Jew
    You can't have Natalie. But we'll give you back Madonna?
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    Image of The One The One
    07/10/09

    @DennyCrane: Actually, we (thankfully) never had Madonna.
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    Image of rudi_freude rudi_freude
    07/10/09

    In reply to Britney Spears: Almost a Jew
    Don't Jewish your girlfriend was hot like Brit?
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    Image of TheMac TheMac
    07/10/09

    In reply to Britney Spears: Almost a Jew
    And now she can really get to know her fella – Hogwarts and all.

    Yesterday my boss was scheduled to read HP-POA at a school, and called me on the car ride over to ask about "warthogs" in "that movie that's on its 5th installment." As soon as I guessed HP (Hogwarts, was of course what she meant), I fell into a fit of hysterics assuming she had premiere tickets (we get stuff like that sometimes).

    Turned out, she had me on speakerphone and just wanted to make of me to everyone else in the car.

    For realz.
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    Image of MsMuffinMcGuffin MsMuffinMcGuffin
    07/10/09

    In reply to Britney Spears: Almost a Jew
    I was much happier about Sammy Davis Jr.
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    Image of uncivilly obedient uncivilly obedient
    07/10/09

    In reply to Britney Spears: Almost a Jew
    I hope that the rabbi traveling on Britney's tour is also doubling as one of her back up dancers.

    Jews can dance.
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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    07/10/09

    In reply to Britney Spears: Almost a Jew
    Baruch Atah Adonai Eloheinu Melech ha'olam Borei peri ha-gafen, Y'all! Woot woot!
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    Image of The One The One
    07/10/09

    @Nice Beaver: But what's the prayer to say over cheetos and Yoohoo?
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    Image of elinorwhyme elinorwhyme
    07/10/09

    @The One: Borei p'ri traife.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    07/10/09

    @The One: I'm hoping she'll give up this whole thing when she finds out cheetos aren't kosher. Also pork rinds.
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    Image of The One The One
    07/10/09

    @elinorwhyme: Excellent! That totally deserved a promote!
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    Image of elinorwhyme elinorwhyme
    07/10/09

    @The One: Out of the ghostly gray... Thanks.
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    Image of The One The One
    07/10/09

    @elinorwhyme: It was well deserved! Made me giggle.
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