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NotChoinski
01/23/09

In reply to When Puppies Attack
I think the puppy just likes the taste of Pancake Foundation.
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KenyonManius
01/23/09

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There is nothing...you hear me? Nothing!! ...cuter than a Rottweiler puppy....Except maybe my 7-yr. old Rottie ;)
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pursedangler
01/23/09

@KenyonManius: I have a 5 year old Rottie and this pretty much just made me want to adopt that puppy. And Lester Holt, a little bit, based on his comments on their website. Mostly the pup, though.
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SaraRueful
01/23/09

@pursedangler: I think Rottweilers are gorgeous -- I adore dogs with big heads -- but I've never seen a puppy. What a widdle sweedie he are, Yes he are!

Oh dear god, someone smack me.
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Clarence Rosario
01/23/09

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It would help if everyone on camera didn't squeak like a chew toy.
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scroll_lock
01/23/09

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After laughing off this mishap on camera, Holt called home and told his wife to fire up the grill for "Hottweiler steaks" tonight.
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AndIAmTellingYou
01/23/09

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The canine carnage won't stop until MALIA AND SASHA GET THEIR PUPPIEZ!
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scroll_lock
01/23/09

Can we gift this puppy to George Bush?
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naugahydeinplainsight
01/23/09

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So this puppy won't be checking in at the White House any time soon?
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Sproing
01/23/09

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Little-known fact: That pancake makeup they put on TV hosts is bacon-flavored.
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Smith
01/23/09

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Puppies have razor sharp "puppy teeth" that are much sharper than the teeth of a grown dog and can cause serious damage. i learned this the hard way
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Hydroceph
01/23/09

@Smith: Yes, but sooner or later they'll cut to commercial, and then little puppy necks are much more susceptible to wringing.
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MrInBetween
01/23/09

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Lester Holt handled the puppy-swipe with his usual grace and class. But Al Roker's uncontrollable laughter at Holt's predicament -- to say nothing of his unfunny bellow, "Hey Cujo!" -- proved again that this weatherman is the anti-Willard.
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kimsama
01/23/09

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What a great way for Obama to build the nation's trust in his administration! Generate a few puppy-related terror events, then declare a war on puppies.

In a few months appear on the deck of a pound vehicle with a banner saying "Leashing accomplished!"
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saythatscool
01/23/09

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You know who loved dogs? Bookishlookish. Geez, I miss her.
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Hydroceph
01/23/09

@saythatscool: I think she wanted to go. Think of it as suicide by Gawker. I'm sure she's in a much better place.

Besides, i've got my suspicions that she's already back. Like i said when dearest Minsley Tortimer was snuffed, resurrections are easier when the body's still warm.
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i'm a bottle
01/23/09

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Did you see that woman scrape his blook of with her finger? That seems rather intimate, doesn't it? It's such a breach of the way these people interact with one another usually.
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Aaron Altman
01/23/09

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Rottweilers are actually gentle, loving AAAAARGH GET OFF MY INNER THIGH YOU BLOODTHIRSTY HOUND!!!!!!!!
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homoviper
01/23/09

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"You see a box of puppies. I see Korean barbecue."
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homoviper
01/23/09

@eXXX: Okay I guess I'm the only one who knows The Comeback well enough to quote it. I swear I love puppies. And Koreans.
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scroll_lock
01/23/09

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Wait till those gerbils turn on Richard Gere.
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Private Hangnail
01/23/09

@scroll_lock: Oh, he'd love that, the sick freak.
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Aaron Altman
01/23/09

@scroll_lock: They can turn in there?
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scroll_lock
01/23/09

@Aaron Altman: Like the Lincoln Tunnel.
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