Last night, Jay Leno received the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, as colleagues praised his work ethic and generosity, and called him "one of the nicest guys in the business." If only he was fucking funny.
Abominable Travesty Equates Jay Leno and Mark Twain
Snickering car collector Jay Leno, America's foremost mediocrity merchant, was today named the recipient of the 17th annual Mark Twain Prize for American Humor. Perhaps there has been a mistake?
Jay Leno Says Goodbye (Again)

A teary Jay Leno signed off from the Tonight Show for a second time tonight with guests Billy Crystal and Garth Brooks.
A Brief History of Jay Leno's Joke-Stealing
Tonight marks Jay Leno's final episode as host of The Tonight Show, after occupying that position for some 21 non-consecutive years. Many would argue that he stole that job from David Letterman, whom Leno's predecessor, Johnny Carson, had picked for the spot. Many would argue that he then stole it again from Conan…
George W. Bush Unveils New Painting, Discusses Putin Dog Diss on Leno
Everyone's favorite retiree George W. Bush appeared on The Tonight Show on Tuesday, ostensibly to promote his new library but also to show off one of his new paintings, which he gave to host Jay Leno. The painting, a portrait of Leno, marks something of an artistic shift for Bush, who has spent the past several months…
Later today, NBC will confirm that Jimmy Fallon is taking over the Tonight Show. As predicted, he'll start in February.
Lindsay Lohan Tells Jay Leno 'It's All Good' Between Her and Barbara Walters
Barbara Walters may be upset and disappointed after being bumped by Lindsay Lohan in favor of appearances on nearly every other talk show, but the Liz & Dick star told Jay Leno last night that "the timing wasn't right."
Obama Addresses Richard Mourdock's Rape Comments and Mocks Donald Trump on The Tonight Show
President Obama stopped by The Tonight Show earlier tonight to discuss, amongst other things, Richard Mourdock's recent idiotic comments about rape.
Tom Hanks Tells Awesome Michael Clarke Duncan Anecdote at Green Mile Co-Star's Funeral
Tom Hanks was one of several entertainment business colleagues who showed up at Michael Clarke Duncan's memorial service yesterday to pay their final respects to the late actor.
Cory Booker Walks Back His Meet the Press Snafu on the Tonight Show
Nice to know he and Barack made up. And also that he got to tell the story of saving his neighbor from her house fire.
Bill O'Reilly Insists We Need to Cut Santorum and Gingrich Some Slack
Bill O'Reilly appeared on the Tonight Show tonight and, no surprise here, defended Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich. Santorum, in O'Reilly's view, is so inexperienced that we shouldn't hold what he says against him and apparently Gingrich has had some sort of spiritual awakening which renders of all his past…
